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Postby lt.pie on Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:08 pm

shave all your pubes off then cut your hands off so you cant scratch :lol: [-X
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Postby apey on Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:35 am

:lol: ^^^ good one
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Postby Dariune on Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:10 am

puts sand paper on the floor mixed with hard rice and uses my shoe to grind your face all over it.
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Postby william18 on Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:37 am

I give you a taco with 20 ground up Naga Jolokia peppers.
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Postby Dariune on Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:49 am

william18 wrote:I give you a taco with 20 ground up Naga Jolokia peppers.


I would enjoy that.

As you sound like you dont i give that to you
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Postby william18 on Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:41 am

Whats?
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Postby Dariune on Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:03 pm

i enjoy hot food
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Postby apey on Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:33 pm

I drip hot wax all over your body and then I rub ice cubes all over your body then I walk away :P
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Postby Dariune on Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:43 pm

And thats torture how? Sounds like fun to me ;)

Hmmm what to do, ties you up upside down naked and begins to stretch you until you are three feet longer.
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:35 pm

Cut head into a million pieces
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Postby apey on Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:08 pm

Dariune wrote:And thats torture how? Sounds like fun to me ;)

Hmmm what to do, ties you up upside down naked and begins to stretch you until you are three feet longer.
Because I walked away that makes it torture remember you still can't do anything about your ahem

Now back to some torture for sir ricco
I think it is your turn to get the nasty smelly fat woman lapdance :P with your hands tied behind your back
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Postby william18 on Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:59 pm

You have to sleep in a fat persons folds. When your in there it feels like your in a hot smelly pool. Then you feel and old taco when you stretch your hands and you have to eat it. Then the fat person asks for you to fish out his 3 week old big mac from his folds.
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:09 pm

Make you eat 1000 live elephants. :lol:
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Postby william18 on Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:18 pm

That would be to much, I couldn't eat that much.
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Postby lt.pie on Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:05 pm

make you put on your grandmothers purple lipstick then make you put your mothers frilly undies on your head then make you go to the mall and sing the national anthem.
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Postby william18 on Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:27 am

Ahh. Ill make you play Dynasty Warriors.
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:39 pm

Cut body in two with ax.
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Postby apey on Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:51 pm

bathe you in battery acid
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Postby william18 on Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:59 pm

Ill make you play dynasty Warriors( I feel bad for giving out such a punishment).
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Postby apey on Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:01 pm

I give you a condom and sit back and laugh as you try and figure out how to use it :lol:
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Postby william18 on Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:02 pm

You should be able to teach me.
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:05 pm

You proably woudn't be able to learn though. :lol:
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Postby apey on Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:06 pm

:lol:
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Postby william18 on Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:07 pm

How do you do that smile that scratchs his head in confusion.
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Postby apey on Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:08 pm

I will never tell is that torture or what

well for you it is anyway :P
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