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Postby Dariune on Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:14 am

Nope
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:50 pm

Rip your head off your body. Then soak it in vinagar, and sew it back on to your body.
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Postby the_fatty on Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:52 pm

i delete the forum games :twisted:
wicked wrote:agreed, I'm scum. vote wicked.
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I not drunk im tipsy and my key board is shite thats akl
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:53 pm

Delete Guitar hero from your mind.
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Postby the_fatty on Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:54 pm

i kill altier
wicked wrote:agreed, I'm scum. vote wicked.
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I not drunk im tipsy and my key board is shite thats akl
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:54 pm

pull your fingars off one at a time.
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Postby the_fatty on Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:55 pm

rip out your teeth
wicked wrote:agreed, I'm scum. vote wicked.
Dariune wrote:Who said thaf > if i dont (f*ck SAKE!!!) go soon shi gfonna get in troubl with Jen. Teehee

I not drunk im tipsy and my key board is shite thats akl
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:56 pm

Rip you off the face of the planet
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Postby the_fatty on Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:57 pm

i make you eat the planet
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:00 pm

Make you eat your wife. If you have one.
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Postby william18 on Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:01 pm

I make you eat 1 ton of steak.
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:03 pm

I stab you for ever year you have been alive. Then kill you
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Postby william18 on Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:04 pm

You miss and hit fatty, then fatty bursts out and you get knocked out.


Fattys second liposuction.
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:58 pm

Rip your skull out of your head, leaving your skin intacte.
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Postby supercraft99 on Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:02 pm

Cut off your arms and legs, then using your skin from your limbs, bandage the wounds. Then I'd shove a slug down your windpipe, and you'd feel it crawl and crawl down your throat. Next, I'd ask you what your last words were. I'd carve them in your back and remove your tongue, which I would blend up and feed to you through a straw. Finally, I'd leave your torso in a bathtub, face down, and make a small incision in your stomach so that you'd drown in your own blood. Just to be safe, I'd throw in some bleeding cats to quicken the drowning and some maggots to finish the job.

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Postby Dariune on Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:17 pm

Leaves you in a room locked and tied.

The room gradually heats up over the course of a week until you are being cooked on the inside.

Before the end i let Wrestler1ump into the room to have his way with you.
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:06 pm

Cut hole in stomach. Rip out tongue and stick it into your stomach. Have a nice day. :D
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:26 pm

I do the same thing...Only in reverse
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby Sir. Ricco on Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:35 pm

Turn on light and blind you.
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Postby lt.pie on Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:30 am

superglue your weewee shut,make you drink water until your bladder burst open.
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:25 pm

Stick dynamite up your nose and blow you the kingdom come.
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Postby apey on Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:56 pm

Tie a grenade to your wee-wee and pull the pin now be careful so as not to blow yourself.....up
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Postby Dariune on Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:23 am

Blinds you, removes your arms and teeth and lets you wander around the north pole until you freeze
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Postby lt.pie on Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:33 am

shave your hair off and make you become a Harri-Krishna for a year
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Postby apey on Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:47 am

Wax your balls
Harri-Krishna that :P
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