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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:34 am

to quote vtmarik again:
vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.
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Postby browng-08 on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:39 am

Hitman079 wrote:to quote vtmarik again:
vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:43 am

I cut your body into 1 inch strips!
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Postby soulreaver on Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:49 am

I skin you real slow and feed you your own flesh....
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:12 am

I break every bone in your body then smash you to little pieces. :twisted:
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Postby apey on Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:14 am

I curse you with no sex for a year :P
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:15 am

I call the god of lighting upon you. Who flashs ten thousand bolts of lighting on you while keeping you alive.
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Postby apey on Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:17 am

I slice the skin inbetween your fingers and toes and bathe you in lemon juice :twisted:
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Postby Dariune on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:05 pm

I spank you until you cry out for mercy.
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Postby apey on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:06 pm

That is not torture that is pure fun
so I l don't let you that is torture
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Postby Dariune on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:08 pm

Hehe

Hmmm ok you want me to play rough?

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Postby apey on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:10 pm

:shock: :lol:
Ties you to the bed and keeps you (well ahem yeah there are kids here so use ur imagination) for hours
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Postby Dariune on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:12 pm

(im just going to go to the bathroom for a bit)

Hmmm well considering the family nature of this thread i will refrain from stating my intended idea and instead say


Ties you to a chair and drips a drop of water on your forehead every 4 seconds until you go insane.
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Postby apey on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:18 pm

That didn't take long 8-[
I straddle you and start tapping your forehead and tell you to name ten fruits and no tom cruise is not the kinda fruit I am looking for
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Postby fireedud on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:34 pm

apey wrote:That didn't take long 8-[
I straddle you and start tapping your forehead and tell you to name ten fruits and no tom cruise is not the kinda fruit I am looking for


apple, pear, tomato, plum, nectarine, peach, pomegranate, orange, tangerine, banana.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:40 pm

I burn every crap cartoon ever made
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Postby Dariune on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:52 pm

apey wrote:That didn't take long 8-[
I straddle you and start tapping your forehead and tell you to name ten fruits and no tom cruise is not the kinda fruit I am looking for


If i dont name ten fruits will you stray on top of me?

What? im just asking :P
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Postby apey on Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:15 pm

and keep tapping yes I will *continues with the previous torture*
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Postby soulreaver on Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:36 pm

I will stick thin strips of bamboo under your fingernails and break them off so you can't get them out :twisted:
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Postby apey on Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:06 pm

I use my tweezers to extract the bamboo
I then proceed to use my tweezers to pluck ur pubic hair and arm pit hair one by one
I really need to stay outta this thread
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Postby soulreaver on Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:22 pm

I love a tough woman,I submit to you and you alone...
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Postby Dariune on Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:33 pm

apey wrote:I use my tweezers to extract the bamboo
I then proceed to use my tweezers to pluck ur pubic hair and arm pit hair one by one
I really need to stay outta this thread


I think im in love. (joke) Anyway, i think the tapping is worth the straddling.

Back to the thread.

I put burning embers down your throat and watch as you choke and burn
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Postby Sir. Ricco on Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:53 pm

Poke holes in you (Face) cheaks. Then rip out you eyeballs. Then cut off you nose and make you eat your eyeballs.
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Postby Dariune on Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:01 am

Takes each of your limbs and ties them in a circular motion until they start to crack and groan under the pressure. Suddenly they break
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Postby militant on Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:20 am

Dariune wrote:Takes each of your limbs and ties them in a circular motion until they start to crack and groan under the pressure. Suddenly they break


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