how many times have you wanked during a 24 hour time period

satanspaladin · Post by **satanspaladin** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:25 pm

unriggable wrote:satanspaladin, what do you gain from doing this?

just sick twisted fun from hearing my straight friends moaning how bad there men friends are

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:46 pm

brooksieb wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
bedub1 wrote:He isn't counting orgasms...he is counting "sessions"....
He never indicates as such.
well u dont have to count my remarks about em at the end e.g. i cant get enough of it

anyway u shudnt get into such a fuss about these things, it aint like i done something to upset the whole world, if u done it 2 times u put 2 if u aint done it put no times if u done it 7 or more times u put 7 or more times, choice is urs

I'm not fussy. It just seems like it, maybe, because bedub responded so rudely to my kind, well-intentioned, helpful post.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:58 pm

satanspaladin wrote:
unriggable wrote:satanspaladin, what do you gain from doing this?
just sick twisted fun from hearing my straight friends moaning how bad there men friends are

Don't blame us, blame women being difficult.

Fieryo · Post by **Fieryo** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:19 pm

apey wrote:I am surprised that this isn't a more popular thread

From the looks of this poll, people have other things to do.

brooksieb · Post by **brooksieb** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:57 am

uhhhh. DONT BE RACIST!!!?

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:05 pm

I'm ashamed to say that six was my all time record.
Longest wank was on ecstasy (natch), 2 hours. It was great, probably better than my best shag.
Which ain't saying much

Sometimes you just cant beat a good, hard wank.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:56 pm

suggs wrote:I'm asahmed to say that six was my all time record.
Longest wank was on ecstast (natch), 2 hours. It was great, probably better than my best shag.
Which ain't saying much

Sometimes you just cant beat a good, hard wank.

Thank you for your honesty. I spooged just reading this.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:17 pm

heavycola wrote:
suggs wrote:I'm asahmed to say that six was my all time record.
Longest wank was on ecstast (natch), 2 hours. It was great, probably better than my best shag.
Which ain't saying much

Sometimes you just cant beat a good, hard wank.
Thank you for your honesty. I spooged just reading this.

"Spooged"

there's always a new euphemism for masturbation out there, if you're patient

Napoleon Ier · Post by **Napoleon Ier** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:51 pm

Spooged is rubbish. It doesn't even begin to convey the powerful, ativist, Freudian reaction a viril, red-blooded man ought to have over his gentlemen's relish.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:53 pm

"Gentleman's relish"!!! Another classic.
I've just spurted my relish all over BTownmeggy's avatar.

brooksieb · Post by **brooksieb** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:01 am

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:54 am

I think you'd love to know, I found someone last night who said he lasted only 3 minutes per wank

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:52 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:I think you'd love to know, I found someone last night who said he lasted only 3 minutes per wank

Impossible.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:22 pm

5 if he takes it slowly.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:31 pm

Oh christ, i've knocked out a few under five mins.
Easy if you forget for a day or two, and build up a head of steam.
They can be fantastic,but all too short.
In general i like to chill out over a half an hour period, just gently...
I have to stop.

lord_pwnage · Post by **lord_pwnage** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:39 pm

this topic is very disturbing >.>

how to solve your problem:
1. go out, meet people (girls if you are a boy, and boys if you are a girl, other combinations can also be possible Mantrain FTW!)
2. talk to those people and develop a sort of thing called a 'social life'
3. maybe someone will ever like you a lot (small chance, but there are always people worse than you, remember that try to make sure the person that likes you isn't one of them >.>)
4. if everything goed right you'll have a lot more fun than being alone in your room all night >.< but I won't be a spoiler

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:36 pm

I can never leave my room. The shadows will get me

lord_pwnage · Post by **lord_pwnage** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:11 pm

suggs wrote:I can never leave my room. The shadows will get me

ask people in your room then

draw them in using free cookies ^^ succes guaranteed!

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:56 pm

lord_pwnage wrote:
suggs wrote:I can never leave my room. The shadows will get me
ask people in your room then draw them in using free cookies ^^ succes guaranteed!

Good thinking. Mrs Wibble, my toy cat, is pretty saucy, arent you Mrs. Wibble?
I'm IN!

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:11 pm

suggs wrote:
lord_pwnage wrote:
suggs wrote:I can never leave my room. The shadows will get me
ask people in your room then draw them in using free cookies ^^ succes guaranteed!
Good thinking. Mrs Wibble, my toy cat, is pretty saucy, arent you Mrs. Wibble?
I'm IN!

How deep?

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:50 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:I think you'd love to know, I found someone last night who said he lasted only 3 minutes per wank

damn, then i DO have premature ejaculation. 3 minutes as in, any stop-and-go going on?

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:24 am

Napoleon Ier wrote:Spooged is rubbish. It doesn't even begin to convey the powerful, ativist, Freudian reaction a viril, red-blooded man ought to have over his gentlemen's relish.

To spooge is not to wank, you dirty little foreigner. It is a quasi-onomatopaeic description of ejaculation. i don't know what powerful reaction the sight of your own stained sheets inspires in you, but thank you for sharing.

lord_pwnage · Post by **lord_pwnage** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:36 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:
suggs wrote:
lord_pwnage wrote:
suggs wrote:I can never leave my room. The shadows will get me
ask people in your room then draw them in using free cookies ^^ succes guaranteed!
Good thinking. Mrs Wibble, my toy cat, is pretty saucy, arent you Mrs. Wibble?
I'm IN!
How deep?

as soon as you can close the door, lock it and throwing the key out without them stopping you your doing fine

how many times have you wanked during a 24 hour time period

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