His Noodliness

kingwaffles · Post by **kingwaffles** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:52 pm

Tis a simple question, if you know not of what I speka then visit the site of His holiness, http://www.venganza.org.

GOD · Post by **GOD** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:32 pm

I was dying of cancer, and was on my death bed when he came to me....his noodlyness was....awesome....and he touched me with his meatballs. When i awoke, i was cancer free.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:55 pm

Wow, I'm glad there's a link to His Noodliness' page, as I myself am a Pastafarian. It's great, there's nothing special you have to do at all, except occasionally talk like a pirate, which I do anyway...

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:00 pm

And also there is not only another Pastafarian here, but another Father Jack fan!!! This must be heaven, as created by His Noodliness, although he hasn't got round to adding the strippers and beer volcano...

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:46 pm

I already knew about pastafarianism but what is up with father jack?

kingwaffles · Post by **kingwaffles** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:09 am

Hooray for Pastafarianist Father Jack lovers! Father Jack is a character in this crazy British TV show Father Ted. Its amazing.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:26 pm

kingwaffles wrote:Hooray for Pastafarianist Father Jack lovers! Father Jack is a character in this crazy British TV show Father Ted. Its amazing.

Maybe a little emphasis is needed on 'AMAZING'

kingwaffles · Post by **kingwaffles** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:16 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
kingwaffles wrote:Hooray for Pastafarianist Father Jack lovers! Father Jack is a character in this crazy British TV show Father Ted. Its amazing.
Maybe a little emphasis is needed on 'AMAZING'

Of course

Are you the same Johnnyrotten from Wargame?

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:16 pm

i don't think so...

kingwaffles · Post by **kingwaffles** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:13 am

Ah nevermind then. Theres someone named johnnyrotten on another forum I post on.

bamboohammer · Post by **bamboohammer** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:26 am

His noodliness has shown me the light! Hooray for FSM!
Ramen! Ramen!

battletroop27 · Post by **battletroop27** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:06 am

THIS IS A RELIGON???!!!!!

Nobunaga · Post by **Nobunaga** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:30 am

... It's irony.

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:29 pm

Can I dispute Fr. Ted being British? It is based on a (fictional) Irish island, written by an Irish guy, and performed (mostly) by Irish actors... who cares that it was produced by Channel 4.

Jolly Roger · Post by **Jolly Roger** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:28 pm

I take exception to this website's claim that the number of pirates has been declining steadily for the past two hundred years. I can tell you from experience that this is not the case at all. We prefer to be called "legitimate businessmen" these days; however, this should not suggest that our membership has suffered or that our core business activities have changed.

Axelius · Post by **Axelius** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:09 pm

I qoute from the FAQ from http://www.venganza.org

Also, I realize that there are several sports teams named the "pirates", and that there are millions of music/software "pirates". But *real* pirates use swords.

That is, as long as you do not use sword or some kind of weapon, you are not qualified as a pirate.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:26 pm

glide · Post by **glide** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:43 pm

Lemme see now......Im ex navy, still have a bat with a thong thru the handle hanging behind my door for emergencies, and used to be considered quite a "swordsman" in the good ole days.....hmmmm.........oh what the hell.....aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrh matey.....

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:56 pm

I am also a Pastafarian. I have natty linguine dreadlocks which I keep green and oily with the sacred pesto sauce.

stinkycheese · Post by **stinkycheese** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:06 pm

Genghis Khant wrote:I am also a Pastafarian. I have natty linguine dreadlocks which I keep green and oily with the sacred pesto sauce.

RAmen to that.

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:18 pm

battletroop27 wrote:THIS IS A RELIGON???!!!!!

Of course!

Some believe there is a magical, invisible mysterious god who watches over us. These people are going to hell.

Others believe there is a magical, invisible mysterious flying spaghetti monster who watches over us. These people are going to heaven!

One is no more provable or believable than the other. Both have large dusty books filled with stories. Both have miracles. Hallelujah!

You just have to have FAITH and BELIEVE! He will not come to you...you must SEEK HIM OUT!

Jolly Roger · Post by **Jolly Roger** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:52 pm

Testify!

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:57 pm

Jolly Roger wrote:I take exception to this website's claim that the number of pirates has been declining steadily for the past two hundred years. I can tell you from experience that this is not the case at all. We prefer to be called "legitimate businessmen" these days; however, this should not suggest that our membership has suffered or that our core business activities have changed.

I actually prefer the term "Buccaneer-American."

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the preferred dish at the wedding of Eris Kallisti Discordia and J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. The FSM was glad to donate his tasty noodlyness to the nuptials.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:43 am

YAY! Pirates and spaghetti, can it get any better?

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:38 pm

Jolly Roger wrote:I take exception to this website's claim that the number of pirates has been declining steadily for the past two hundred years. I can tell you from experience that this is not the case at all. We prefer to be called "legitimate businessmen" these days; however, this should not suggest that our membership has suffered or that our core business activities have changed.

How prescient can you get?

His Noodliness

Have you been touched by his noodley appendage?

His Noodliness

I hath been touched!

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