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Postby wicked on Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:48 am

open mouth - insert foot
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:49 am

No worries, all is good :P :lol:
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:51 am

So... do you want to play then? Or is the thought of Kool putting you off too much? :P
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Postby KoolBak on Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:51 am

It apologizes...amazing.
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About those high heels....

Postby Scarus on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:23 pm

I know I did contribute greatly to the confusion about Kool's gender when I posted something regarding him and high heels....lol

That was an innocent mistake, and I apologized to him for it. The funny thing, (especially in light of this whole kool/wicked love/hate thing we have going on), is that I think I originally got the whole high heel thing from a game that wicked was in where she posted something about hitting someone with one with one of her high heels, or maybe it was someone else. I could be wrong about that, maybe all those years of abusing my body, and brain, are just catching up to me.

As long as we're talking about our confusion about kool, I would also like to mention that I also have a great deal of confusion about exactly who wicked is. Is she a really nice, kool, person who just likes to joke around a lot, and pretend to be mean? Or is she a very edgey, hardass, punker type of person? I've played in games with her, and that just adds to my confusion. I've been looking at her avatar, and it takes me back to my whole cahoots/eraendil dilemma. Who is wicked?
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Postby wicked on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:40 pm

wow Scarus... you think waaaay too deeply. 8)

p.s... I'm COOL.... never kool.
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Postby wicked on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:58 pm

and while we're at it.... just who exactly is the man(?) behind Scarus? A deep philosophical thinker? A confused mental patient?
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Postby rocksolid on Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:21 pm

My guess is he's a prosecutor from North Carolina. He's just posting observations on a certain Lacrosse-related-case because he's looking for advice on what to do with the mess he's got himself in.
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Postby KoolBak on Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:22 pm

I am curious (about scarus) as well....He is in so cal, he claims to have had years of abuse physically / mentally...married....

I think he is one of those 60's free love lsd dropping pot smoking hippies that finally had to grow up a little...visions of cheech and chong....

Woooow, maaaaan......Now he is clean and sober and wondering how the hell he got where he is......and what is he doing in that handbasket?! Maybe even now enjoys a job at the dmv.....

Well scarus......
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Postby wicked on Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:26 pm

haha, good one Rocky!
Hey aren't the your Canadiens playing my Hurricanes in the first round?

Kool, I think that describes YOU, ya hippy.
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Postby rocksolid on Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:30 pm

They are indeed, Wicked, and I won't pretend I'm not dreading it. Roddy and the Canes have been inconsistent of late, but they've just been the team that has owned Mtl all season. I would have been far happier if the Habs were up against the Senators, even if they beat Carolina out for the East title.
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Postby wicked on Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:31 pm

well, we're limping into the playoffs as it is... you might get lucky with the way we've been playing as of late.
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Postby KoolBak on Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:41 pm

I do NOT work at the DMV!
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Postby wicked on Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:16 pm

YAHOOOO!!!

lackattack wrote:Max, I've received way too many complaints about you spamming the forum. Anyone who wants to keep up-to-date with the forum has to waste a lot of time reading your posts.

You should keep the number of posts you make to a minimum. Same goes for anyone else reading this.

I took away your posting privileges for 24 hours. I hope you learn your lesson.
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Postby wicked on Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:08 pm

Scarus, I'm noticing you're as obsessed with high heels as Koolio is with poop. I think you should change your avatar to this:

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Postby areyouincahoots on Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:19 pm

See, now..I've been away all day at school...I come home to find that my favorite thread has grown quite a bit since I checked it last night...I sit down for a bit of good reading of all of your incredible thoughts...and what do I find? MAX AND PENNYWISE HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THE FUN OUT OF THIS DARLING THREAD...THIS IS ABSOLUTELY REDICULOUS...I am, however, encouraged to see that my cohorts have already taken care of the issue....thanks, all!

Now to address the worthwhile posts...

I never thought about my name being questionable until it was brought up here...

Thanks, Marv...but no.

and I will, Andy.

Koolbak, I wasn't ever confused about your gender...you were way to fascinated with beer the first time I talked to you to be a woman...

Thanks, all for joining the doubles game...it should be good...

and I have a new picture I'll be trying out shortly...then one after that...y'all can help me choose which is best...
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hmmmm...

Postby Scarus on Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:22 pm

Yes, I am very deep. Very deeply confused about even who I am.....lol

I often have difficulty distinguishing fantasy from reality, and the C Club experience has greatly aided the masquerading scarus to come to the forefront.....

Without getting into a lot of details, I think that my real life persona very closely ressembles an Al Bundy sterotype......
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Re: hmmmm...

Postby areyouincahoots on Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:28 pm

Scarus wrote:Yes, I am very deep. Very deeply confused about even who I am.....lol

I often have difficulty distinguishing fantasy from reality, and the C Club experience has greatly aided the masquerading scarus to come to the forefront.....

Without getting into a lot of details, I think that my real life persona very closely ressembles an Al Bundy sterotype......


oh, my...totally wouldn't have guessed that!
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:46 pm

Aaaaaalllllll, let's have seeeeeex!!!!!!

...Uh... No, Peg.

<applause and cheering>

[Al flushes the toilet that just happens to be right next to the couch]

<thunderous applause and cheering>
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Postby SMITH197 on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:02 pm

yay...we got the forum back!


i missed you guys...


ohh the double game is going!

sigh...its been a long day
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Postby areyouincahoots on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:03 pm

Smith...I must say....that new avatar is simply stunning!!
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:17 pm

SMITH197 wrote:yay...we got the forum back!


i missed you guys...


ohh the double game is going!

sigh...its been a long day

Couldn't you have taken your go then? :roll: :wink:
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Postby SMITH197 on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:18 pm

i know, isn't it great?


and i could take my move...i could...
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:20 pm

Eh?
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Postby SMITH197 on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:21 pm

grim isn't around...but i guess the first move without him wont hurt...
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