Conquer Club

Hey guys and Girls! and welcome to Total Wipeout with Richard Hammond, Amanda Byram and your good friend Boss_oss_ss



I am looking for 20 mental contestants to take on the Total wipeout course!

Now enough of acting like a host and more about the tournament!
Each Round will be scored as follows:
3 points for 1st
2 points for 2nd
1 point for 3rd
and the rest go out the game dripping wet!
Like total wipeout, there will be 4 rounds:

• The qualifier -20 players will enter, 12 will leave successful. 4 groups of 5 players and the bottom two of each group will be kicked off the show! There will be 5 games for each of brackets, which symbolise a part of the course:
  
  The Start - High Seas, first taste of the water in that deep pool on which the obsticals are placed!
  
  The Rollers - Great Lakes, absolutly slippery and slidy, very small chance of staying high and dry!
  The Sucker Punch - Oasis, not much water to find here, but alot of mud
  
  The Big Balls - Supermax: Prison Riot!, its almost impossible to ESCAPE getting wet!
  
  The Finish - Caribbean Islands, because its all over, and you can now relax
  
  
  
  All games will be 5 player,Standard,Sequential,Flat Rate, Chained, with No FOW- you want to be able to see whats coming
  
• The Sweeper - 12 players enter, only 6 will leave. jump over the bar as it gets quicker and quicker and higher and higher- sound easy?, well try doing it while standing on a small platform....
  Brackets will be re-aranged so that there is 3 groups of 4, with 2 leaving each group! will you be the last person standing??
  
  3 games, all on a small map to represent the small podium!
  Maps: Doodle Earth, Duck and Cover and Luxembourg
  Settings: 4 player, Standard, Sequential, Escalating (getting faster!), adjacent, NO FOW
  
  
• Dizzy Dummies
  Round and round and round you go, getting dizzier and dizzier! 6 people enter the spinner, only 3 go through to the finals. All in 1 bracket now, with the bottom 3 loosing out.
  
  
  3 games on 1 map, any guesses on what map?
  
  Thats right: Circus Maximus!
  Settings:6 player, Standard, freestyle, flat rate, adjacent, FOW- adjacent due to one obsticle at a time
  
• The Wipeout Zone
  This is it! The finals! one chance here, the Final 3 will be put to the test, the map will be South America, where the gameshow is run. (Buenos Aires to be exact!)
  Settings:3 player, Standard, Sequential, Escalating, Chained, FOW

Winner of this game will be names CHAMPION OF TOTAL WIPEOUT!

To sign up, tell us your name, age and a little something about ureself......

Cena-rules, Age: 32, Hobbies: kickboxing and self defence
Bomberman760, Age: NA, Hobbies: Bombing stuff
denominator, Age: 22, Hobbies: Hockey
Semsi, Age: 26, Hobbies: "Stuff"
Tupence, Age: 20, Hobbies: Musician
TODRICH, Age: Unknown, Hobbies: Unknown
slickstick, Age: Unknown, Hobbies: Unknown
MikeMcD5858, Age: Unknown, Hobbies: Unknown
DBandit70, Age: Unknown, Hobbies: Unknown
ddoggphx, Age: 35, Hobbies: Coaching Basketball
The Chosen, Age: 103, Hobbies: Tiddlywinks, Origami, Pigeon Wrestling and Pogo Jumping in Vats of Blancmange
olkok, Age: , Hobbies:Helping the crazies get out of the asylum
andy_is_awesome, Age:26, Hobbies: CC, Duck Hunting
topper, Age: Unknown, Hobbies: Unknown
hendrr, Age: 42, Hobbies: Chess and Board Games
coacheberhardt, Age: 35, coach basketball and CC addict
sensfan, Age: Unknown, Hobbies: Hockey Cheerleading and Hockey watching
angola, Age: 28, Hobbies: Reading
musteriuz , Age: Unknown, Hobbies: Unknown
Megadeth666, Age: Unknown, Hobbies: Unknown

The Wipeout Zone
Players
DBandit70
Megadeth666
Bomberman760

Game 5569659


Dizzy Dummies

Players
Cena-rules - dropped out due to loosing his prem
Semsi --1
Megadeth666 --4
Bomberman760 --8
slickstick
DBandit70 --4
angola --1

Games
Game 5388587
Game 5388589
Game 5388591

The Sweeper

Bracket 1
Cena-rules --9
ddoggphx - Did not join Games
angola --3
Semsi -- 6

Games
Game 5344196
Game 5344198
Game 5344200

Bracket 2
olkok --3
Megadeth666 --6
TODRICH --2
Bomberman760 -- 7

Games
Game 5259542
Game 5259543
Game 5259544
Game 5259545


Bracket 3
andy_is_awesome --4
slickstick --5
DBandit70 -- 9
The Chosen - Did not join Games

Games
Game 5344197
Game 5344199
Game 5344201


The Qualifier

Bracket 1
Standings
coacheberhardt - 3
angola - 6
topper - 5
Megadeth666 - 6
The Chosen - 8

Games
Game 4302508 - The Start 1st: coacheberhardt 2nd: The Chosen 3rd: angola
Game 4434145 -The Rollers 1st: The Chosen 2nd: angola 3rd: topper
Game 4542311 -The Sucker Punch 1st: Megadeath666 2nd: topper 3rd: The Chosen
Game 4706097 - The Big Balls 1st: angola 2nd: topper 3rd: The Chosen
Game 4883786 - The Finish [i]1st: Megadeath666 2nd: topper 3rd: The Chosen

Bracket 2
Standings
olkok - 7
denominator - 3
DBandit70 - 9
Semsi -8
musteriuz - 3

Games
Game 4302511 - The Start 1st: olkok 2nd: denominator 3rd: DBandit70
Game 4384140 -The Rollers 1st: DBandit70 2nd: musteriuz 3rd: Semsi
Game 4521583 - The Sucker Punch 1st: DBandit70 2nd: Semsi 3rd: olkok
Game 4636810 - The Big Balls 1st: olkok 2nd: Semsi 3rd: musteriuz
Game 4706098 - The Finish 1st: Semsi 2nd: DBandit70 3rd: denominator

Bracket 3

Standings
Bomberman760 - 4
ddoggphx - 6
hendrr- 8 - Dropped Out
slickstick - 4
sensfan - 2 - DeadBeat Game 4636821

Games
Game 4302513 - The Start 1st: slickstick 2nd: sensfan 3rd: ddoggphx
Game 4434149 -The Rollers 1st: hendrr 2nd: ddoggphx 3rd: Bomberman760
Game 4636821 -The Sucker Punch 1st: hendrr 2nd: ddoggphx 3rd: Slickstick
Game 4910111 -The Big Balls 1st: Bomberman760 2nd: hendrr 3rd: ddoggphx

Games have finished for Bracket 3 due to 2 drop outs


Bracket 4
Standings
andy_is_awesome - 5
Tupence - 0
MikeMcD5858 - 0
TODRICH - 4
Cena-rules - 3

Games
Game 4302514 - The Start 1st: TODRICH 2nd: andy_is_awesome 3rd: Cena-rules
Game 4542301 -The Rollers Stalemated
Game 4997766 - The Big Balls 1st: andy_is_awesome 2nd: Cena-rules 3rd: TODRICH
Game 5215208 - The Finish - Mike Deadbeatededed

totally in

cena-rules wrote:totally in

no you must of misread, its total wipeout
little about yourself? age? hobbies??

Ok, I'm trying this tournament thing at last.

Name: Bomberman760.
Age: Indeterminant
Hobbies. Bombing stuff. I actually do bomb disposal, so not really the evil aspect of bombing. Aside from that, I do not care for most things.

Boss_oss_ss wrote:

cena-rules wrote:totally in

no you must of misread, its total wipeout
little about yourself? age? hobbies??

Im mysterious like that

seriously though

name: cena-rules
age: 32
hobbies: kickboxing and self defence

denominator
22
Hockey, hockey, and more hockey

I would like to join please, this would be my first tournement.

I'm Semsi
26
I like things.

I'm in please! I'm 20 and I'm a musician

i'll play

in pls.

ill give it a go

Sign me up

Updated, Needing age and hobbies from the following contestants:
TODRICH
slickstick
MikeMcD5858
DBandit70

In!

Name: ddoggphx
Age: 35
Hobbies. Coaching basketball

Name: The Chosen
Age: 103
Hobbies: Tiddlywinks, Origami, Pigeon Wrestling and Pogo Jumping in Vats of Blancmange.

Hobbies: Tiddlywinks, Origami, Pigeon Wrestling and Pogo Jumping in Vats of Blancmange.

Same Here

Bumb! As the fat guy hits the big red balls :p

Add me please.
Name: olkok
Age: Shhh, I'm not supposed to tell.
Hobbies: Helping the crazies get out of the asylum.

I'll play (like the settings!)

Name: andy_is_awesome
Age: 26
Hobbies: CC, Duck Hunting

can you put me in , thanks

Sign me up. 42 Year of Age (geezer).

Thanks!

-hendrr

hendrr wrote:Sign me up. 42 Year of Age (geezer).

Thanks!

-hendrr

Not As old as The Chosen!

5 more lucky contestants to go

No reserves will be taken to this tourney just like the tv show! if someone drops out the bracket will loose 1 player and 1 less will be eliminated at the end of the round!

Coacheberhardt
35
I coach basketball and am addicted to Conquer CLub