So... you extract oil from babies in order to put it on other babies?

Sheer genius!

Backglass wrote:

kramsey06 wrote:true love only comes once

Bullshit. Who ever said that was a liar.

You can (and will) love many women in your life.

And if it does only come once, that wasn't it.

I believe Cervantes wrote a little story about what's going on between the US and the rest of the world....


I wonder if this administration even remembers what happened last time the US tried to get involved in Somalia.

Yeah, but only because I've kept them secret (even from myself).

The person below me likes to dress as a fluffy bunny and hang out at the mall.

right now i have no opinion of him cuz i have faith in our president, if he succeeds, i will think he was a great presiden, if he fails i might just have 2 assassinate him

You don't want to say such things on an online forum.



Anyway, my opinion? I've been pissed since he stole the election in ...

Maybe you should just hang out beneath her bedroom window from midnight to 3 AM and sing her a song. Don't forget to cry a lot and then, of course, the anguished screaming.

OK, then you use it instead of butter when cooking if you want to get high?

Our intrepid hero had been underground for months, following paltry clues to nothing, it seemed. But this... THIS had to be it, the moment he had been waiting for.

Then how do you get the oil out of them?

Well...

She might find it cute that you're willing to look like an idiot on her behalf.

Maybe if you do some more screaming and moaning and PM her mercilessly...

Dunno, but I'm feeling a bit grimy. Think I'll go change my skin :wink:

LMAO- really? Can a guy change his skin these days? thats amazing I heard that hurts though..I mean you see that kind of stuff in a burn unit I figure more then anywhere.. Does it hurt to change your skin? hehe. I'm a bit ...

Here you go:


So, back to the baby oil. How many babies do you need to squeeze to fill a bottle?

One of two answers here:

a. Nothing hurts with plenty of morphine.

b. Beauty knows no pain.

Very true..who knows if its A or its B!!

Dunno, but I'm feeling a bit grimy. Think I'll go change my skin :wink:

LMAO- really? Can a guy change his skin these days? thats amazing I heard that ...

Now the obligatory political Irony




Yes, that's Maggie making an obscene gesture.

In Soviet Russia, transvestite calls YOU on 900 number.

"In Soviet Russia, internet toons are glorified in Chuck Norris."

-Yakov Smirnoff on Chuck Norris and Internet Toons

The cool thing about eating shark is that sharks also eat people.

How about belgian bagels and bagels done up like french toast?


I had scrambled eggs, bacon, hash browns, and sourdough toast this morning, btw.

EDIT: I also had a cup of coffee. Then I left the waitress a $5 tip on a $10 tab.

I eat vegetables and vegetarians, just not people.

qeee1 wrote:I don't like bagels, they're overpriced and not that tasty.

There, I said it. Happy now?

Thanks for the revelation, but actually, I'm quite saddened.

"Hi Mom!"

"C'est la vie, tu petit morceau de merde!"


I probably got that wrong, but hey! Shit happens.

Nope, I didn't even bet...


The person below me has a $500-a-day PCP habit and memorized all the lines from Full Metal Jacket.

MeDeFe wrote:The only good Chuck Norris joke:


Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

And he can kick his own ass!

This is it. Get saved because the end is near!


We're doomed!!!!!!