I love it when they investigate a murder scene on TV, and the detective says

'Hey, there's two coffee cups. They must have known their murderer.'

If I was murdered and they based their theory on the stuff I hadn't cleared up yet, it'd be....

'Looks like he had a book discussion group over for ...

I worked with a guy once who told me "I'm gonna dump my girlfriend!"
"Oh," sez I, "Why's that?"
"That's the third time she's moved without telling me her new address!"

William is now the Prince of Wales.
Wales isn't in England, they're both part of Great Britain along with Scotland, and those with Northern Ireland form the United Kingdom.
The first English Prince of Wales was Edward of Caernarfon (later King Edward II), born in 1284 and invested by his father ...

I eat more tommies than anything else. My superhero identity is RED NIGHTSHADE!

In the first one she forgot to put the guy's dick in her hand.

Sorry, can't be friends if you don't like tomatoes.

I attended a quiz where there was free drinks for the winner...
it was awarded to the team with the lowest score!

pics please

Message from Slartibartfast:

I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote, that the best thing to do is to say "Hang the sense of it" and try to keep yourself occupied.


As an obvious '42' fan, you might be interested to know that I always ...

I used to give stuff up during Lent, not because I'm religious, but just as a form of self-discipline. I don't do so now, I don't feel any great need.
One year I gave up salt, which was hard. Another time, beer, which was actually not too difficult. Giving up tea was torture, but the worst was the ...

HitRed wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2026 1:00 pm

Israel can do no wrong. - God

God punished Israel and Judah for disobedience and idolatry, as revealed by Major Prophets Isaiah, Jeremiah, and Ezekiel.

mookiemcgee wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2026 1:12 am That sum kinda cheese or sumpthin?

Yes, it's a cross between gorgonzola and stilton.

I referred to it as England because I'm well aware that some Americans have difficulty understanding the geopolitics as it stands now, let alone how it was before the UK, GB and the countries came into being. If I'd said Cumbrian, many wouldn't know where that is - some might even question how he ...

No disrespect to Padraig, but the Anglo--Saxons for whom 'England' is named had not appeared yet. He was Romano-British. You might as well say that Trump is Iroquoise because he lives in the right place.

Apatheist wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 5:15 am St Patrick was English!!

In 385 there was no 'England'.

Evil Semp wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2026 11:41 am Inquiring minds want to know. How do you make maps gay?

You turn them over before entering them.

If you crucified someone with 50 arms, you'd need a lot of nails.

People are still reading his posts?

So I thought further about this, and realised another glaring obstacle in the way of the apparent solution. No way is Lovesey such a sloppy plotmeister. an apparently trivial piece of gossip at the end of the book makes me think my favourite suspect is the actual guilty party. I think I need to read ...

Basically, the proposed rules make it harder to vote. Given that the evidence of fraudulent voting is missing, this is not necessary

So I was describing in an email the fat that anything electronic or digital has failed me recently, leading to the need for a new computer and phone, but also involving TV, printer, scanner, wi-fi... I could go on.
I coined the word 'technocalypse' to describe the situation.

But what was worrying ...

I just finished reading one of Peter Lovesey's detective stories, and there was a massive plot hole. I wondered whether it was a mistake ( the two contradictory clues were hidden within a very few pages of each other) or whether the author was daring the reader to find the real solution. So I looked ...

I'm giving up my New Year Resolutions.

I heard that one ICE Officer had part of his finger bitten OFF during an detention matter.

F.A. Finger Off?

He holds hands with a penguin. Is he bi-polar?