a guy walks into a pet shop and ask the seller for a parrot
the seller shows him 3 parrots on a perch
'how much for the left one' the guy says
'1000$' the seller says
'and what does he do ??' the guy asks
'he speaks 2 languages and knows how to type on a typewriter' the seller answers
'and the one ...

sorry to say so, but ...

he started with zappa, continued with satriani (with whom he does the G3 gig, satriani, vai and a 3rd guest guitarist)

btw, he designs his own guitars, which are all custom made

you say he goes slowly between necks ?? he doesn't go between necks !!
he uses a unique ...

Steve Vai !!!

Tender Surrender

how to play a 12 string and two 6 string guitars at the same time ...

guess who ........

they probably come in through the air vents ...
since you should not shut them off, you could remove them, mount mosquito net on the inside, and put them back ...

some very long time ago, in lebanon, a guy got bit in his upper arm by 'something' with a lot of legs, and by the time i arrived 30 min ...

like mine ??

anything and all from Leningrad Cowboys
they do parodies, the whole show is a performance in itself and when they don't parody the song they play it awfully good ...

Sweet Home Alabama
My Way
Those Were the Days

and i nearly forgot this one ...

worst actor ever in a stupid outfit !!!

the BEST 'jam session' ever !!

lukather, beck, santana .....

what 'sport' is there in the tour de france (or any other cycling event) ??
nearly all cyclists have been caught at least 1 time for doping .. armstrong very fortunately (i am very very sorry for being sarcastic here ...) had a cancer on his left testicule which also very fortunately gave the same ...

you should find 'steve vai - tender surrender' !!

THAT is music !!!

and i thought i had made it difficult ...

gethine, hope you don't mind i posted this, since there was a little 'in-activity' ....

demolition

doorkey

worms

i think all them sites are mailing list collectors .....
all the information you give goes into mailing lists they can sell for a very good price to their customers ...
most of them are plain rubbish but maybe 1 or 2 might actually give something in return .....

hooligans ??

for those interested, a rather good documentary about the french foreign legion (in english);
http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=-6777372516104300363

3 major and important remarks;
1> the sniper that shot at president degaulle was not a legionaire, he was from the OAS (organisation d'armee ...

exactly, that's why nearly all the european countries have gone to 'professional' armies.
and they have (nearly) all incorporated what they call 'short term' contracts from 3 to 5 years.
2 reasons for this;
first: it takes a couple of months to realy train a soldier and they want to keep that ...

maybe a little 'background' on 'conscription' would be helpful ...
(i use western european conscription as example, because others {russian if only to mention one} use(d) it in an 'expansionalist' way {which is completely off-topic here}).
each country needs a military force to protect it's borders ...