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Play By Clickable Map
Deploy: Click on territory to deploy, choose number to deploy and click again to make deployment
Assault: Click on a territory to Assault from, then on a territory to Assault (right click to Auto Assault)
Advance: Click on conquered territory to choose to advance, choose number to advance, then click again to advance. Click on conquering territory to advance zero.
Reinforce: Click on a territory to Reinforce from, then on a territory to Reinforce to. Click again to confirm.
Play By Keyboard and Mouse
N Key: Skip to next game, Jump to next game
B Key: Begin Turn
E Key: End Deployment, End Assaults, End Reinforcement
L Key: Later (decline to play spoils)
W,S Keys: Increase/decrease troop quantity (slow)
Q,A Keys: Increase/decrease troop quantity (fast)
Mouse Wheel: Change troop quantity by scrolling over the selected region.
CTRL Key + Click: You can always use CTRL-click instead of the right mouse button.
Middle Click: To advance to next stage (Begin Turn, End Assaults, etc.) click the middle mouse button anywhere on the map.
2011-05-30 20:44:06 - wogreen: mainly just to do sweet jumps
2011-05-30 22:18:49 - wogreen: i think you should be cobra...or maybe the navy dude
2011-05-31 00:54:58 - ShivDogg: Goodbye doktur.
2011-05-31 18:18:03 - wogreen: looks like shivdogg and doktur were in cahoots the whole time
2011-05-31 20:30:56 - bhoward1978: for the record, "gimp" was a reference to Pulp Fiction
2011-05-31 20:31:09 - bhoward1978: Not to be confused with the porno remake "Pump Friction"
2011-06-01 02:34:17 - doktur_conkur: yea i got that...pretty obvs bruh
2011-06-01 13:16:02 - doktur_conkur: but it wasn't mere reference; it was employed as bigotry
2011-06-01 13:18:59 - bhoward1978: how is it bigotry? we know essentially nothing about the character from the movie. you have no frame of reference.
2011-06-01 13:24:03 - bhoward1978: he could have been perfectly happy with his lot in life.
2011-06-01 13:35:54 - bhoward1978: i think you're an anti-gimpite
2011-06-01 16:11:44 - aad0906: Nominated for most hilarious chatlog ever!
2011-06-01 19:49:14 - Joyride37: I read this and Monty Python came to mind. "The bird is dead", LOL
2011-06-01 19:49:54 - Joyride37: I read this and monty python's bird skit came to mind "That bird is dead"
2011-06-01 19:55:12 - Eudora: All he does is sleep in a box and get chained to the basement wall for a little harmless homosexual entertainment. I bet you would like that if you tried it, bruh.
2011-06-01 20:06:24 - arkansania: Dok must be from canada. Who says "bruh"? I though it was "bra". Oh Canadians...those god damn snow monkeys
2011-06-01 20:09:26 - Eudora: Fucking Ice Beavers
2011-06-01 21:17:24 - arkansania: Dok - I will buy you a membership if you continue to play with us.
2011-06-02 04:22:38 - Eudora: I'll
2011-06-02 04:22:47 - Eudora: Chip in
2011-06-02 14:27:17 - Eudora: He's not accepting my invites...
2011-06-03 13:30:39 - wogreen: just so you guys know
2011-06-03 13:31:37 - wogreen: "Every time they invite me they are essentially drawing up the whole of their abusive history with me much in the way "nigger" is used as a loaded term to invoke the long history of African-American suffering by racial bigots "
2011-06-03 13:31:56 - wogreen: "as a means of expressing power over an individual. "
2011-06-03 13:32:06 - wogreen: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=145845&start=15
2011-06-03 13:32:57 - wogreen: and now apparently if arkansania or i win any more games against you guys then we're cheaters?
2011-06-03 14:29:12 - ShivDogg: I am out. Just put all on one. Pls end this. Game has lasted entirely too long! Plus it's not the same without my dear friend dokturr
2011-06-03 15:43:26 - wogreen: agreed, i wish he was still here. i had no idea that inviting him to a game was on par with 400 years of oppression and slavery or i obviously wouldnt have done it
2011-06-03 16:32:32 - arkansania: wow this guy is great. He even has a buddy helping him complain. Looks like he is from china. He probably hired him. I am disappointed with his research on our games though.
2011-06-03 17:48:55 - wogreen: i know....i thought i was awesome at this game until now...you guys have obviously been letting me win every time
2011-06-03 20:12:56 - arkansania: fuck i let time expire
2011-06-03 20:12:57 - arkansania: shit
2011-06-04 05:07:58 - doktur_conkur: oops:3
2011-06-04 05:10:47 - doktur_conkur: the "n-word" example was to provide a template for your creation of a set of references that act as a loaded term...
2011-06-04 05:11:56 - doktur_conkur: everytime you invite me to a game you are calling me a gimp which is the very locus of your derogatory attitude towards my homosexuality
2011-06-04 05:12:54 - doktur_conkur: everytime you say you are going to buy me a membership is referencing shivdogg's offer to "buy me and keep me as a pet" which is little different than your usage of "gimp" as well
2011-06-04 05:14:15 - doktur_conkur: when you do these you are calling me a "fagboat" in your proven negative connotation
2011-06-04 05:14:29 - doktur_conkur: every time
2011-06-04 05:21:43 - doktur_conkur: btw you guys haven't the patience for this game... go check out the finished and in-progress games to see how it's done
2011-06-04 16:20:40 - arkansania: arkansas assaisans? the uber kewl.
2011-06-04 16:21:00 - arkansania: dok....I see you are still funny. glad to have you back
2011-06-04 16:21:02 - arkansania: gimp
2011-06-04 21:56:24 - wogreen: dok, everytime you misquote my term gayboat, by saying fagboat, its like misquoting jesus. im pretty sure you're going to hell now.
2011-06-04 21:59:56 - wogreen: much like frodo
2011-06-09 19:55:58 - doktur_conkur: oh look i lost the most points
2011-06-09 19:56:05 - doktur_conkur: huh
2011-06-09 19:56:07 - doktur_conkur: ...
2011-06-09 19:56:42 - doktur_conkur: and the only one that gives enough of a fuck about harrassing me gained 2 ranks
2011-06-09 19:58:20 - doktur_conkur: *in the gamechats of my other games
2011-06-09 23:33:43 - wogreen: shut up gayboat