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Play By Clickable Map
Deploy: Click on territory to deploy, choose number to deploy and click again to make deployment
Assault: Click on a territory to Assault from, then on a territory to Assault (right click to Auto Assault)
Advance: Click on conquered territory to choose to advance, choose number to advance, then click again to advance. Click on conquering territory to advance zero.
Reinforce: Click on a territory to Reinforce from, then on a territory to Reinforce to. Click again to confirm.
Play By Keyboard and Mouse
N Key: Skip to next game, Jump to next game
B Key: Begin Turn
E Key: End Deployment, End Assaults, End Reinforcement
L Key: Later (decline to play spoils)
W,S Keys: Increase/decrease troop quantity (slow)
Q,A Keys: Increase/decrease troop quantity (fast)
Mouse Wheel: Change troop quantity by scrolling over the selected region.
CTRL Key + Click: You can always use CTRL-click instead of the right mouse button.
Middle Click: To advance to next stage (Begin Turn, End Assaults, etc.) click the middle mouse button anywhere on the map.
2013-10-19 07:58:36 - Game has been initialized
2013-11-18 15:30:53 - lokisgal eliminated Draq from the game
2013-11-19 15:55:54 - Blitzkrieg Frank eliminated MrPanzerGeneral from the game
2013-11-20 13:29:38 - BoganGod eliminated Teflon Kris from the game
2013-11-20 14:46:06 - Blitzkrieg Frank eliminated BoganGod from the game
2013-11-20 14:46:06 - loutil, Blitzkrieg Frank, BigBallinStalin, lokisgal won the game
2013-11-20 14:46:06 - BoganGod lost 16 points
2013-11-20 14:46:06 - Teflon Kris lost 16 points
2013-11-20 14:46:06 - MrPanzerGeneral lost 16 points
2013-11-20 14:46:06 - Draq lost 16 points
2013-11-20 14:46:07 - loutil gained 16 points
2013-11-20 14:46:07 - Blitzkrieg Frank gained 16 points
2013-11-20 14:46:07 - BigBallinStalin gained 16 points
2013-11-20 14:46:07 - lokisgal gained 16 points
2013-10-19 12:17:42 - BoganGod: Sorry for not mentioning this sooner, snap taken. Fire away at will.
2013-10-19 12:17:48 - BoganGod: Hi and GL folks
2013-10-19 12:31:37 - loutil: thank you, good luck :)
2013-10-25 11:56:10 - BoganGod: So many options so few troops :(
2013-10-25 12:09:25 - BigBallinStalin: If only we received y'all's deploys while y'all got nothing!
2013-10-31 06:03:17 - Blitzkrieg Frank: lou covering frank
2013-11-03 22:57:29 - loutil: thanks for the dice rape MPG.
2013-11-03 23:02:08 - BigBallinStalin: lol, nice rolling MPG
2013-11-06 09:50:32 - MrPanzerGeneral: and agtain :)
2013-11-06 09:55:00 - MrPanzerGeneral: sorry mate :)
2013-11-06 14:47:20 - BigBallinStalin: D:
2013-11-08 20:12:27 - loutil: lol MPG. Your dice against us are getting absurd.
2013-11-08 20:15:22 - loutil: 11% probability on that last roll.
2013-11-09 02:03:54 - MrPanzerGeneral: Havn't you losded the newest BOB update ? It gaurantees great attack dice :)
2013-11-09 02:04:44 - MrPanzerGeneral: "loaded"
2013-11-10 07:05:14 - MrPanzerGeneral: bigballin all the way guys ! they don't seem to realise how vulnerable he is.
2013-11-10 07:07:45 - MrPanzerGeneral: errrr oops
2013-11-10 12:47:37 - BoganGod: bob update rocks mate
2013-11-10 16:04:37 - Blitzkrieg Frank: I have not updated yet, what new features does it have?
2013-11-10 18:11:15 - BigBallinStalin: I'm scared!!! I must update BOB immediately!
2013-11-13 05:56:47 - BoganGod: If you pay me $200 dollars extra, you get a personalised copy with either a tasteful art house nude or a more raunchy "prison" locker room complemation
2013-11-13 07:01:22 - BigBallinStalin: Ah... hold on, Team Awesome. Our adversaries might be offering us something valuble in return for their virginity...
2013-11-13 07:02:33 - BigBallinStalin: After a thorough cost-benefit analysis, your offers amounts to $1.05. Therefore, we shall destroy you with extreme prejudice!
2013-11-13 07:03:48 - BigBallinStalin: While thoroughly defeating you, it will cost extra for the rape scene which y'all oh so desire so much. Gentlemen, this is the lowest offer I can afford!
2013-11-16 13:34:08 - BoganGod: Team 1(or necro-felching rimmers as I prefer to think of you as) Have talked to members of my team and we have an answer for you
2013-11-16 13:35:01 - BoganGod: There is no way we will let you blow us. As much as we all enjoy a good or even average bj, we do know where your lips have been.
2013-11-16 13:36:13 - BoganGod: Rimming the diseased prolapsed ring piece of the dice god after lt.futt has had his perverse way with it
2013-11-16 13:37:25 - BoganGod: Which is the only way we figure you have managed to get the upper hand in this game. Gifted with an amazing drop and reasonable opening dice you still seemed likely to snare defeat out of the jaws of victory
2013-11-16 13:38:42 - BoganGod: Sadly our ethical game play(refusal to trade degrading sexual acts for favourable dice) has put us at some considerable disadvantage
2013-11-16 15:31:51 - loutil: Interesting...I have never seen a team throw away such an advantageous drop the way you have.
2013-11-16 15:32:45 - loutil: I can only presume it actually took work to devise such a weak and ineffective strategy?
2013-11-16 15:34:19 - loutil: I actually have no comeback for the lt.futt comment as he is just a complete moron :)))
2013-11-16 15:35:33 - loutil: Finally, it is not sexual favors I offer to the dice gods. It is sacrifice :). For this game I sacrificed a goat...
2013-11-16 16:20:04 - BigBallinStalin: I had BoganGod anesthetized one late night, so I could remove his left testicle, which I now keep in a jar next to the computer.
2013-11-16 16:21:03 - BigBallinStalin: Whenever I need the right dice at the right moment, I shake the jar and round and round goes BoganGod's testicle. After intense investigation, it appears that five shakes yields optimal dice outcomes
2013-11-16 16:22:00 - BigBallinStalin: BG is obviously bitter about this, but he should learn to lighten up. His left nut has earned me so many points, it should make him proud.
2013-11-18 15:32:53 - lokisgal: gg Draq
2013-11-19 09:12:06 - BigBallinStalin: One scalliwag down; three more to go! Ha ha!
2013-11-19 13:05:38 - BoganGod: BBS has been suicidal since jefjef taught the troll brotherhood's communal gimp monkey to wear lipstick and expect chocolates
2013-11-19 13:08:33 - BoganGod: Least we could do is help BBS feel better. BBS my body double would like his nut back. He reckons it feels wrong when his sack is slapping up against your gritty pumpkin smuggling oriface
2013-11-19 18:08:08 - BigBallinStalin: My my, I almost fell asleep reading that lenghty diatribe! Don't worry, Bogan. We'll end your misery soon enough
2013-11-19 18:55:00 - loutil: you can run but you cannot hide :)
2013-11-20 13:29:19 - BoganGod: lenghty? Is that merican for unythang smaaart?
2013-11-20 13:31:14 - BoganGod: You see kids, that is how you kill someone. No need to thank me, just donate to the charity I've specified.
