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Play By Clickable Map
Deploy: Click on territory to deploy, choose number to deploy and click again to make deployment
Assault: Click on a territory to Assault from, then on a territory to Assault (right click to Auto Assault)
Advance: Click on conquered territory to choose to advance, choose number to advance, then click again to advance. Click on conquering territory to advance zero.
Reinforce: Click on a territory to Reinforce from, then on a territory to Reinforce to. Click again to confirm.
Play By Keyboard and Mouse
N Key: Skip to next game, Jump to next game
B Key: Begin Turn
E Key: End Deployment, End Assaults, End Reinforcement
L Key: Later (decline to play spoils)
W,S Keys: Increase/decrease troop quantity (slow)
Q,A Keys: Increase/decrease troop quantity (fast)
Mouse Wheel: Change troop quantity by scrolling over the selected region.
CTRL Key + Click: You can always use CTRL-click instead of the right mouse button.
Middle Click: To advance to next stage (Begin Turn, End Assaults, etc.) click the middle mouse button anywhere on the map.
2012-07-20 23:04:51 - Meldrew: lo
2012-07-20 23:04:56 - Meldrew: 90 DAYS
2012-07-20 23:05:07 - Meldrew: ...and that's CONSERVATIVE!
2012-07-20 23:05:19 - Meldrew: probably more like 180 days..
2012-07-20 23:05:46 - Meldrew: HALF A YEAR!!!! in the last THREE years
2012-07-20 23:05:59 - Meldrew: ...that's not including sleep either
2012-07-20 23:06:10 - Meldrew: COOOOOOOOOOOOL.
2012-07-20 23:07:09 - Meldrew: You must have so many friends
2012-07-20 23:07:44 - Meldrew: p.s. If you need a chat, call me
2012-07-20 23:16:22 - Meldrew: LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY
2012-07-20 23:16:59 - Meldrew: seems as though your Jack Black friends are making sure you don't lose a few points
2012-07-20 23:17:50 - Meldrew: I gave it one more go several turns ago...just to see if I was wrong to accuse you of cheating
2012-07-20 23:18:01 - Meldrew: ...trs out I wasn't wrong
2012-07-20 23:18:13 - Meldrew: *turns
2012-07-20 23:18:19 - Meldrew: CHEAT
2012-07-20 23:18:47 - Meldrew: how much does it cost you to pay the Jack Black programmers?
2012-07-20 23:19:01 - Meldrew: ...or are you one of them???
2012-07-20 23:20:17 - Meldrew: there is no way on earth that you should have got a straight 3-card swap each time I did - not within the realms of reason
2012-07-20 23:23:03 - Meldrew: You are clearly a sad, lonely, probably fat, under-achieveing, non-sporty, greasy, long-haired, no-girlfriend, geek
2012-07-20 23:23:23 - Meldrew: ...oh, and a cheat...or at least a friend of cheats
2012-07-20 23:24:18 - afroaction: I didn't need that set btw
2012-07-20 23:24:37 - Meldrew: ...so enjoy your life on this wonderful website...it's not a wast of your life at all- NO IT'S NOT!! and don't let anyone tell you it is!
2012-07-20 23:24:57 - Meldrew: waste* (wifi)
2012-07-20 23:25:21 - Meldrew: I'm sure you didn't need that set - I'm sure you didn't
2012-07-20 23:25:26 - afroaction: keep on chating dude all you're doing is getting yourself booted DUDE! :)
2012-07-20 23:56:14 - Meldrew: Cheat
2012-07-20 23:56:56 - Meldrew: Fucking cheat
2012-07-20 23:57:23 - Meldrew: No way you could have that many troops
2012-07-20 23:57:32 - Meldrew: CHEAT
2012-07-21 00:02:42 - afroaction: honestly if i was a cheat i'd sure in hell wouldn't be a Major
2012-07-21 07:51:41 - Meldrew: ...I reckon that's reason enough! Your logic is as skewed as your dice ... And your fucking attitude
2012-07-21 07:52:42 - Meldrew: I can obviously outclass you in the brain department, so I won't embarrass you further, but I will just say this:
2012-07-21 07:54:37 - Meldrew: ...please go and see somebody. It can't be good for you to be stuck in front of a screen playing this (unreal) game all your life. Go out there into the world my little sad friend! Go out there and truly achieve something.
2012-07-21 07:55:02 - Meldrew: Do something extraordinary. Don't waste your life.
2012-07-21 07:55:57 - Meldrew: ...and please, please don't complain about me again!! What a silly thing to do!
2012-07-21 16:27:16 - afroaction: you're pathetic, and can't handle the fact that someone can out-play and out-smart you
2012-07-21 16:30:19 - afroaction: it's all luck right?
2012-07-21 16:56:54 - afroaction: 2012-07-21 02:52:42 - Meldrew: "I can obviously outclass you in the brain department"
2012-07-21 16:59:46 - afroaction: Really? You can't even do simple Math and call it all luck:
2012-07-21 17:00:38 - afroaction: 2012-07-20 17:18:51 - Meldrew played a set of Semyon Timoshenko, German Control 10, and Johannes Blaskowitz worth 4 troops
2012-07-21 17:01:22 - afroaction: 2012-07-20 17:19:33 - afroaction played a set of German Control 07, Polish Control 04, and German Control 09
2012-07-21 17:03:42 - afroaction: IT'S AN ESCALATING GAME DUMASS! Any with an I.Q above 50 would understand that, obviously YOU DON'T!!!!
2012-07-21 17:07:28 - afroaction: *Anyone
2012-07-21 17:09:10 - afroaction: The only Luck Factor here was Me Playing Second
2012-07-22 18:06:14 - Meldrew: you cheap, vindictive, sad, sad cunt
2012-07-22 18:06:35 - Meldrew: why not finish it??? what do you gain from that?
2012-07-22 18:12:10 - afroaction: you're the genius, why don't you finish it
2012-07-22 21:50:53 - Campin_Killer: He's doing it because he was warned for ratings abuse and is pissed off over you calling him a nerd which is "bigotry"
2012-07-22 21:50:55 - Campin_Killer: According to him
2012-07-23 15:48:11 - afroaction: note: meldrew has been busted :)