by Lindax on Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:20 am
It was a red sunrise. "Blood has been spilled overnight", mwcc said". And that was true, mwcc himself tried to overcome the mighty Knight Ryall on the High Seas and left him bleeding, albeit not dead. It was Lindax who beheaded him with one hew of his sword Anduril. "The threat on the High Seas is over", Lindax reported to LFAW, back in the mansion (still licking the blood of his sword). "We are just taking out the last pockets of resistance now".
At that moment Seamusk strode in on his horse and shouted: "they're attacking Berlin!". "You're late, as usual musky", LFAW said: "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, a wizard arrives precisely when he means to", Seamusk responded. "But you're no wizard", Lindax said. "True", so I'm late, said Seamusk. "Ok, no panic guys, Seamusk, take G_M with you and defend Berlin", LFAW said. Without a word Seamusk left.
Meanwhile, in the infirmary, Gordito decided he couldn't do anything with the young Sky Force scout that snowgun had been torturing, and proceeded to try and reattach Dyrtydog's arm. "What the hell happened to you dog?", Gordito asked. "It was that arrogant bastard Lindax", dog replied, "when he went for the mighty Knight Ryall on the High Seas, he went strait through me @#$%&$#@". "Wow", exclaimed AWLF, who was assisting Gordito, "you're one lucky dog, normally one does not live to tell the tale after being touched by Anduril, the legendary sword of the great Warlord Lindax!". "Yeah, I really feel lucky today", grumbled Dyrtydog while he drifted in and out of consciousness.
"When we're done here, oh great healer, can I go, I am to meet with Marpesia, Tammy and Blobby to decide on our plan of action. We are needed in battle, for we are now at war with three clans". "No problem, you can go now", was all Gordito managed to say, concentrating on sewing the nerves of Dyrtydog's arm back together. Off she went and found the other fair maidens of the Legion where they belong, in the kitchen, preparing food for our hungry warriors.
"Come on girls", she said to them, "we have to prepare for battle. Our Princes, Warlords and husbands are sending us to the Western Front on our own, we better come up with a battle plan". "Let's meet in the war room of the mansion in half an hour", Tammy said, "I need to give Davie a massage first, otherwise I'll never hear the end of it!" "Good idea", Blobby said, "then I can walk our dogs first". Half an hour later, they met in the war room and devised a devilish plan to take care of the enemy troops on the Western Front, but not after taking Ralph's sword out of the map where it was still stuck. A little while later the fair maidens rode off, Tammy on her unicorn, Warrior Princess Marpesia on her white mare and Blobby and AWLF on two donkeys they managed to sneak out of the stables. With only a few wary soldiers watching them disappear into the sunset, our fair maidens had all but one thought on their minds: "We cannot let the Legion down"....
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Lindax on Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:53 am, edited 1 time in total.
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