Conquer Club

Game confirmations by october 13th if possible!

Game starts october 17th at 7 o'clock in the evening (England time).

If you are Circle you have received this Invitation:




If you are House you have received this; for now:




Inside the Invitation there should be a card. Read carefully.

Have fun!

Invite received.

Ive got here early and its a long time till dinner.
Wheres the nearest mcd?

The rain had already started when the last carriage came up the drive. Before dinner, each noble guest invited to Blackpool Manor received one card, sealed in red.
No one saw who sent them.

The gates were open. A footman waited under the porch.
“Show me your Invitation if you will my noble.”


Loose Canon got down first, already talking.
“Honk. Hiss. Right. Who’s the baddun, then? Don’t all speak at once. I’m innocent, by the way. Write that down before someone starts a vote count.”

Annieh came in behind him, one glove off.
“I’m up for whichever room has a fire. And Loose, if you’re going to scream at nothing, do it after I’ve counted the chairs. When you’re most confident you know who sat there, that’s when you’re most easily fooled.”

Inside, the clocks had been stopped at seven..

“This will be a long post some new arrived guest mumbled. "Sorry. Let’s read the table a bit. Places laid, chairs missing, one napkin used. I divide the room into seated and not-yet-seated. Probability both the empty place and the warm chair are nothing is low. I think I got it right. There is one mathematical pattern."
“I’m in, thanks,” he added, and he kept writing numbers."

Then Ragian arrived with his coat still buttoned.
“I’ve looked at this now, and I fear the seating plan is underqualified. Also. Whoever wrote the cards spelled HottBunnie wrong. Two t’s. And it’s Ragian. Not Raging. Not Raggian. I’m an English teacher who happens to be at a murder dinner. Spell the handle or I will play hardball, Charles. I will have my eye on you!”


Before anybody noticed new guests arriving Loose slapped the table. And shouted, with dead certainty:



“1. Annie, less likely scum because she always tells the truth when she picks Homer.

2. Me. Innocent. Deny being the original anything. Or the whatever the baddun is called here?

3. Hjelp. One pattern. Always one pattern. I call tell.?

4. Bunnie. Too hott to handle, still not an excuse for a Raging Raggian.

5. Dev. Plus one in the car is a tell.

6. Charle. Come on, too obvious "join the fun?", none of us know.

7. Kong. Impressive past play. That’s why you watch him.

8. Homer. Wants to know who brings the drama?. Answer was me.

9. Ragian. Spell it right or he leaves.?

10. A chair that ate without us.??
That’s the baddun. Or the Narrator. I dunno. Or both. I’m going to scream now. It clears the chest.?”




Then Charles arrived and took his card out (but forgot to open it).

“Hey, we have a host whose eyes are only for the Hot Bunnies in the manor. Well, that’s probably also ok, as long as they don’t quote their cards. Annie seems to be the naughty one with HotBunnie. It would not surprise me if they were put together? Come on, Ragian. None of us know what’s in any game when Son!c hosts? So Loose, I have a feeling you wanted to do something in the boys’ room. They say men with big duck feet also have big shoe dicks?.?

Devante wiped his hands on his coat and glanced back at the drive.

Then: “You just can’t lynch a chair,” Ragian said and everybody agreed like he just said something unreal.

Hjelp looked up from his fractions. “Not quite. Probability the chair is nothing is not the same as probability it is someone. But if we lynch it and it flips house, I will have notes for that. And satanistics.; heu Stats..Probability the chair is nothing is not the same as probability it is something. "

Invite received.

I bet this will be a crazy game, like everything Sonic does, looking forward to it

I scream when im hungry.

Right now im screaming i need a full chest first to clear it

I see you have attended to every detail and spared no expense. I shall be most pleased to attend this soiree.

Invitation received, and will gladly attend. What's on the menu?