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killboy108 wrote:Nice profile Bogan God. I bow in your presence.
I too don the wife beater Bonds blue singlet, with a can of bourbon and coke in one hand and bbq tongs in the other. I often find myself having to move the Falcon, to move the Camira, so I can get the Commodoor into the garage. I'm proud of holes I dig in the back yard, and how I once found a thong on the side of the road to match the one I was wearing so I had a pair again, goodtimes!
BoganGod wrote:killboy108 wrote:Nice profile Bogan God. I bow in your presence.
I too don the wife beater Bonds blue singlet, with a can of bourbon and coke in one hand and bbq tongs in the other. I often find myself having to move the Falcon, to move the Camira, so I can get the Commodoor into the garage. I'm proud of holes I dig in the back yard, and how I once found a thong on the side of the road to match the one I was wearing so I had a pair again, goodtimes!
Thanks mate, sounds like your the type of bloke that even calls their female friends mate, says bugger me frequently, and likes to have a beer with kev. Do you have a red heeler called bluey that you tie to the hills hoist to get a breeze blowing when your in the back yard having a few tinnies with your mates nugget, wazza, micko and tiny. Me thinks we here at BoFM will be flat out like a lizard drinking trying to counter the strategy of the OSA players, you've already learned our secret battle language, know which vehicle deserves to be garaged, and find more useful thongs than us. I have a roo loose in the top paddock and am widely recognized as being at least 1sandwich short of a picnic. Luckily we have a few swedish leather queens, some american beaver farmers, a canadian moose fancier, a few kiwi shock troops, and some melbourne based metro sexuals to broaden our cultural knowledge base and make up for my dole bludger like competence at leadership. Oh almost forgot have a couple of poms(really welsh) to do the whinging for us, and a few belgians to make the kick arse home brew, cook the mussels and frites(wanker term for chips), and keep on denying that they are really french.
Come in SPINNER
Genoke wrote:i'm present captain...
which animal do we need to slaughter first?
BoganGod wrote:Thread updated, batch2 coming in next few days. Uncle Bogan has been busy than a 1legged man in an arse kicking comp with a nose full of speed on a greased floor.
Thanks for your patience OSA and Benga
drunkmonkey wrote:I'm filing a C&A report right now. Its nice because they have a drop-down for "jefjef".
Buda wrote:The 3 leged chicken is was a diversion, benga would never let her be seen ! The true secret is that we all made a deal with devil for good dice ... the only thing is we had to take a vow of celibacy (You' r welcomed to try it mybe it will help ). I think u'll be seeing a great deterioration in our dice soon
Great war guys , loking forward to a rematch but make it soon before Bogangod's hair grows again.
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