The Zombie thread

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:49 pm

Lol. Alaska is a good place to start.

DeCaptain · Post by **DeCaptain** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:52 pm

i already have my zombie plan....

get some blunt objects and shotguns. drive up to the mall of america and chill at the camp formerly known as camp snoopy. it cannot fail.

wrightfan123 · Post by **wrightfan123** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:49 pm

DeCaptain wrote:i already have my zombie plan....

get some blunt objects and shotguns. drive up to the mall of america and chill at the camp formerly known as camp snoopy. it cannot fail.

food source?

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:22 pm

wrightfan123 wrote:
DeCaptain wrote:i already have my zombie plan....

get some blunt objects and shotguns. drive up to the mall of america and chill at the camp formerly known as camp snoopy. it cannot fail.
food source?

Why the answer is obvious. What else could survive even a nuclear holocaust?

SPAM!!

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:32 pm

Spam, Spam, the musical ham... or was it?

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:09 pm

Is Zombie meat a valid food source? Y'know, if you cook it real good.

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:15 pm

Well dig up a fresh grave, and try eating a week old rotten flesh.
Yummy.

ranck3 · Post by **ranck3** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:18 pm

Same, im not going undead without a fight

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:34 pm

Would you rahter have a flamethrower or a bunch of grenades?

DeCaptain · Post by **DeCaptain** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:35 pm

wrightfan123 wrote:
DeCaptain wrote:i already have my zombie plan....

get some blunt objects and shotguns. drive up to the mall of america and chill at the camp formerly known as camp snoopy. it cannot fail.
food source?

its a damn mall....lots of food everywhere.

seriously its got everything...they are planning on building a little community connected for the mall workers to live in

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:39 pm

unriggable wrote:Would you rahter have a flamethrower or a bunch of grenades?

grenades because I dont like fire and if one did get a hold of me with fire on it i would go crazy ninja style on thier asses.

pyro55 · Post by **pyro55** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:01 pm

and thats bad why?

i mean come on man if you have to stab a man in the heart

ranck3 · Post by **ranck3** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:16 pm

Im a Paladan... i use a gleaming sword.

ranck3 · Post by **ranck3** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:18 pm

I build a castle in the zombies land. It removes the pleage it that area.
"zombies seem to die if not on pleage"

The castle is free to any anti-zombies "sept if your in spamalot clan"

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:31 am

If that's your plan...

Oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo-stick! WE'RE SCREWED!!

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:43 am

clearly the only thing to do is either go somewhere really cold as everyone knows zombies dont have body heat so they would freeze or go to an island because zombies lack the motor functions required to swim and so would just be harmlessly floating on the surface, of course with the island a large fence must surround the perimiter in the water to preven any being washed upon the shore. for the food source you can always fish, on both the island and frozen paradise (what do eskimos eat? they live in a frozen place and survive so there has to be a near by food source) but the island climate would also allow growth of fruit and vegetables and if it is an archepilego (group of islands) you could easily have several different crops and farm animals.
i would also use shotguns, chainsaws and or flamethrowers

from the choice of grenades or flamethrowers i would choose flame 1. because i like to burn things, except the smell would get to you after a while and 2. i wouldnt want to accidently be blown up by grenades and i wouldnt want to accidently blow up other survivors

alex_white101 · Post by **alex_white101** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:44 am

are they the kind of zombies that can or cant run? coz if they cudnt id jus wander around and keep them at arms length. then get a car have a sleep. go get some food from a shop, have a wander etc etc

however if they can run id probably tie people upn that i dont like and use them as protective sacrifices.

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:47 am

If there's one thing you can learn from zombie movies is that you can NEVER sleep, unless you're in a group and do it in shifts. But even then there's always 1 lousy guard who falls asleep and turns the group into zombie food.

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:48 am

alex_white101 wrote:are they the kind of zombies that can or cant run? coz if they cudnt id jus wander around and keep them at arms length. then get a car have a sleep. go get some food from a shop, have a wander etc etc

however if they can run id probably tie people upn that i dont like and use them as protective sacrifices.

using the tasty flesh of your enemies is also a viable plan for escape, id use that to get to my island or forzen paradise, probly island it would be more comfortable and easier to live

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:50 am

Another idea, you can always join the space program and live in a moonbase or something

But then you might confront a new risk: Space zombies! muhaha!

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:14 am

Fence off the island? Interesting idea, but how are you going to fish then?

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:16 am

or maybe you can just get a hummr and run hordes of zombies over with the car. Maybe have there being a few flamers under the car to burn them to bits.

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:42 am

MeDeFe wrote:Fence off the island? Interesting idea, but how are you going to fish then?

the fence would be out a reasonable distance of course, its downside would be cost and it wouldnt be visually appealing along the horizon, i suppose it would be more visually appealing then a horde of corpses in the water though and whats the point of a beautiful island if you can enjoy the beach and exclent scooba opportunities

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:48 am

the simplist thing to do is click my sig

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:50 am

Balsiefen wrote:the simplist thing to do is click my sig

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!

no, the best thing would be to join spamalot.