Things That Don't Mix

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:03 am

Is that code for something?

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:52 pm

jakewilliams wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:
keiths31 wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Maple syrup and hot-dogs.

My son eats hot dogs with peanut butter on them...
I like to dunk my wiener in peanut butter...
I ♥ you

you can have the peanut butter ......jake...

eddie2 · Post by **eddie2** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:55 pm

eddie2 and jefjef or megaswoman.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:41 pm

rdsrds2120 and clapper011

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:05 pm

Conquer Club and poop

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:19 pm

mpjh wrote:rdsrds2120 and clapper011

I don't understand.

-rd

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:07 am

oil and water

amidoinitrite?

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:19 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
mpjh wrote:rdsrds2120 and clapper011
I don't understand.

-rd

Sorry rds -- might have been inappropriate anyway

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:45 am

Jay, and logic.

The Bison King · Post by **The Bison King** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:11 am

Conquer Club and Girlfriends

Ace Rimmer · Post by **Ace Rimmer** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:16 am

The Bison King wrote:Conquer Club and Girlfriends

Conquer Club and wives

The Bison King · Post by **The Bison King** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:35 am

jakewilliams wrote:
The Bison King wrote:Conquer Club and Girlfriends
Conquer Club and wives

Wives and Girlfriends

JoshyBoy · Post by **JoshyBoy** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:59 am

Cars and black ice.

Mr Changsha · Post by **Mr Changsha** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:34 pm

Mistresses, the wife (girlfriend at the time) and yours truly in a chance meeting at the office...

One knew nothing.

One knew of one.

One knew of both.

Only one was completely fucking bricking it. Only one was ball-achingly terrified. Only one visualised being attacked by three women (on an 18th floor balcony/garden) who all had, naturally, a smattering of kung fu. Only one was more than a little hungover...

JoshyBoy · Post by **JoshyBoy** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:57 pm

I love you Mr. C.

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:59 pm

jefjef and Sully. Scratch that, I think we would make a cute couple

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:47 pm

poop and poop

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:00 pm

Army of GOD wrote:poop and poop

green poop and yellow poop

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:34 pm

imagination and poop

Mr Changsha · Post by **Mr Changsha** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:40 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:I love you Mr. C.

That's just the kind of comment that gets old Mr C in trouble.

New Years Resolution for 2011...ignore the totty! Which is difficult, as Changsha is absolutely loaded with it and I'm a white guy with an uncanny ability to make said totty...titter.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:14 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:
JoshyBoy wrote:I love you Mr. C.
That's just the kind of comment that gets old Mr C in trouble.

New Years Resolution for 2011...ignore the totty! Which is difficult, as Changsha is absolutely loaded with it and I'm a white guy with an uncanny ability to make said totty...titter.

Now instead of a love triangle, it's a love trapezoid.

Mr Changsha · Post by **Mr Changsha** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:01 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
JoshyBoy wrote:I love you Mr. C.
That's just the kind of comment that gets old Mr C in trouble.

New Years Resolution for 2011...ignore the totty! Which is difficult, as Changsha is absolutely loaded with it and I'm a white guy with an uncanny ability to make said totty...titter.
Now instead of a love triangle, it's a love trapezoid.

Something else that doesn't mix...

Two cocks.

Whether that is on one individual, which would be frankly horrific if one comes to think about it, or a pair, two cocks should never be unleashed together in any kind of apparently hetrosexual context.

I was once offered the chance for a threesome with a chap and his girlfriend. They came around for a cup of tea, or whatever, and then started making out. I, naturally, went online. About 20 seconds later he had her tits out, she's got a good grip on, mad kissing and I really felt I had to say something. So I said "Ahem.." Not my wittiest moment I would admit. Chap breaks away from the girl and says "So uh...hey do you want to join in?" I immediately realised for the first time in my life (for I had never been in this situation before) that I didn't, really didn't want to want to see shagging as team sport (which is basically what I think is the impulse behind MMF rutting).

So I said "Well, I'll watch for a bit see what happens..." or something like that and then found myself having to watch a chap really go to town on this girl. Multi-difficult positions, lots of cardio, a big splash finish...and all the while me watching and feeling not in the slightest aroused. I was basically bored. I made a cup of tea at one point...much to the later hilarity of my pals.

So, at least for me, two cocks in a 'hetro-rutting scenario' simply do not mix.

aage · Post by **aage** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:29 am

What flavor of tea?
(this reminds me of some episode of Friends, btw

)

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:03 pm

Did anybody mention bleach and ammonia?

Baron Von PWN · Post by **Baron Von PWN** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:17 pm

ManBungalow wrote:Maple syrup and hot-dogs.

This is a filthy lie, take it back!

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