Movie quote retort game

[Snorri1234]

I had to come to prison to become a crook.

[mandyb]

woman: "I haven't seen you around here."
Man: "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife."
Woman: "So you're single…."

[Sackett58]

Red: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that.

The Shawshank Redemption

[mandyb]

Wisdom is perishable. Unlike information or knowledge, it cannot be stored in a computer or recorded in a book. It expires with each passing generation.

[Sackett58]

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Will Rogers

[mandyb]

It isn't that I don't know, it's just that you wouldn't understand if I told you.

[Sackett58]

Irene: That's right, and the one who wins gets a prize, only there really isn't a prize. It's just the honor of winning, because all the money goes to charity, that is, if there is any money left over, but there never is.
Godfrey: Well, that clears the whole matter up beautifully.



My Man Godfrey

[mandyb]

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.


Robert McCloskey

[Sackett58]

Joon: Don't underestimate the mentally ill. We know how to count.

Benny & Joon

[mandyb]

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.

Billy Joel

[Sackett58]

George Bailey: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
Mary: I'll take it. Then what?
George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?

It's a Wonderful Life

[mandyb]

Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
wherever you're going I'm going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.
There's such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbow's end--
waiting 'round the bend,
my huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.

[pimpdave]

Sam: I'm Sam.
Benny: So I hear. I'm Benny.
Sam: With an 'n'?
Benny: Yea two of 'em. This is Joon.
Sam: With an 'n'?
Joon: One. You're out of your tree.
Sam: It's not my tree.

[Sackett58]

George: Sometime George smash into tree. And sometime...
[George screams and falls out of treehouse]
George: Sometime George fall out of treehouse. But not feel stupid.

[mandyb]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.


Animal House

[pimpdave]

Jack Bauer: Shut up, stupid!

[mandyb]

Remember when you told me to tell you when you were acting rude and insensitive? Well, you're doing it now.

WarGames

[Sackett58]

Rick: Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or - aren't you the kind that tells?

Casablanca

[mandyb]

Here, only the silent survive.

The Killing Fields

[pimpdave]

What happens to a man when he loses everything? Everything he's worked for... everything he believes in? Driven from his home... cast out of society... how can he survive? Where can he go? New York City! For centuries people have come to New York seeking refuge from their troubled lives. Now I am one of them.


Election

[Sackett58]

Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

...The chores.
...The stores.
...Fresh air.
...Times Square

You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there.

[pimpdave]

Tom Dale. *Big* star. He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake.



Celebrity (1998)

[mandyb]

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

Milton Berle

[Sackett58]

Inigo Montoya: Kill me quickly.

The Princess Bride

[mandyb]

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.


Leonardo da Vinci