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Sorry about the big break.

Jimbo!

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Sorry about the big break.

??? I told you I twisted i didn't break it...

I thought the same thing until I realized that Jimbo meant something totally different. Funny how it worked out tho.

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just making it longer

Thanks

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Backlog complete.

[strike wolf]

It's time for strike's literary excerpt of the week

This week's excerpt:

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

The Wolf has Spoken.

Highlighted bits = My favorite lines.

For some reason, Targetman377 comes to mind...

Yes the whole thing reminds me of target.

[strike wolf]

i went frolfing

Don't try to speak Shakesperian, you're going to kill someone.

he means Frisbee golf by which he means smoking weed.


There may have also been other drugs involved.

[strike wolf]

I want to reply to this so badly. But I've got nothing.

And yet you still found a way.

[strike wolf]

twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...

Tackle football used to be a love of mine. Then I got older and decided it wasn't worth the 3 days of soreness afterward anymore.

I still love just not enough to play it every day.

[strike wolf]

Sorry about the big break.

??? I told you I twisted i didn't break it...

I thought the same thing until I realized that Jimbo meant something totally different. Funny how it worked out tho.

umm...yeah...I knew what he meant to...

[Army of GOD]

3 pages is WAY too much to catch up on.

I'll just assume I already read and responded.

[strike wolf]

3 pages is WAY too much to catch up on.

I'll just assume I already read and responded.

You're just getting lazy.

[targetman377]

twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...

what a dick!

That was basically what I was thinking.

i would not play with a duchsh like that agian

When my ankle's feeling better (it still hurts to walk on) I tend to get back at him by making him look bad on the field.

you do it the respectful way

[targetman377]

Sorry about the big break.

JIMBO!!!! how you been

Trying to find a state where he can legally marry an elephant/nuclear squirrel.

thats disgusting he should try georgia i here its a crazy state

Target if Georgia had a law that allowed people to marry animals I would have already told him not to try Georgia because we don't...but that hasn't been the case has it?

[targetman377]

Sorry about the big break.

JIMBO!!!! how you been

Trying to find a state where he can legally marry an elephant/nuclear squirrel.

thats disgusting he should try georgia i here its a crazy state

Target if Georgia had a law that allowed people to marry animals I would have already told him not to try Georgia because we don't...but that hasn't been the case has it?

i should say if he tried to marry me i would kill him with a sniper rifle in the back of his head then i would burn the gun that fired the bullet because it would be contaminated did i mention i would do this from with the gun 5 miles away remote controled from pluto where a hazmat suit so i dont get any of jimbos on me and i would burn all of the equpment and block that mission from my memory

[targetman377]

i went frolfing

Don't try to speak Shakesperian, you're going to kill someone.

i hate shakespear i think he did not write that good of plays there anonoy and i want to shoot the writer who created them (good things he is already shot) (oh shit i think i did kill him) oh well

[targetman377]

It's time for strike's literary excerpt of the week

This week's excerpt:

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

The Wolf has Spoken.

Highlighted bits = My favorite lines.

For some reason, Targetman377 comes to mind...

Yes the whole thing reminds me of target.

[targetman377]

i went frolfing

Don't try to speak Shakesperian, you're going to kill someone.

he means Frisbee golf by which he means smoking weed.


There may have also been other drugs involved.

no not this time but we did see some people toking up on the course and laughed about it

[targetman377]

3 pages is WAY too much to catch up on.

I'll just assume I already read and responded.

it is truly a sad day for America


just kidding its a great day for America!

[strike wolf]

what a dick!

That was basically what I was thinking.

i would not play with a duchsh like that agian

When my ankle's feeling better (it still hurts to walk on) I tend to get back at him by making him look bad on the field.

you do it the respectful way

I find that beating htem on the field is a better way of making your point than deciding that you just simply won't play against them any more. There are certain times where it calls for the latter but in most cases I would prefer to prove to them that if they are going to play dirty I can still beat them.

[Army of GOD]

3 pages is WAY too much to catch up on.

I'll just assume I already read and responded.

You're just getting lazy.

Lazy?


Lazy's my middle name













Actually, I call it "selectively determined", but oh wellz.

[strike wolf]

JIMBO!!!! how you been

Trying to find a state where he can legally marry an elephant/nuclear squirrel.

thats disgusting he should try georgia i here its a crazy state

Target if Georgia had a law that allowed people to marry animals I would have already told him not to try Georgia because we don't...but that hasn't been the case has it?

Let me add that if Georgia really did have a law like that I would not only start a petition to get it repealed but also be the first and last 5 signatures on the petition.

[Army of GOD]

3 pages is WAY too much to catch up on.

I'll just assume I already read and responded.

it is truly a sad day for America


just kidding its a great day for America!

Hey! I can honestly tell you that I'm more in shape and smarter than the average American.

I just don't feel like reading! That's all!

[strike wolf]

i went frolfing

Don't try to speak Shakesperian, you're going to kill someone.

i hate shakespear i think he did not write that good of plays there anonoy and i want to shoot the writer who created them (good things he is already shot) (oh shit i think i did kill him) oh well

Shakespeare wrote good plays they are just outdated.

[strike wolf]

i went frolfing

Don't try to speak Shakesperian, you're going to kill someone.

he means Frisbee golf by which he means smoking weed.


There may have also been other drugs involved.

no not this time but we did see some people toking up on the course and laughed about it

Like I said. second hand weed smoking.

[strike wolf]

3 pages is WAY too much to catch up on.

I'll just assume I already read and responded.

it is truly a sad day for America


just kidding its a great day for America!

Why because health care passed? oh wait that was almost a week ago...probably more...I'm no good with time.