the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

But than people would be asking me what I was talking about.

are you going to go on another long writing rampage where you tell WAY TO MUCH of a story?

Well there was this one time when I was walking down a hill and I looked at my watch and saw that I was running late but I had to make sure I was running late first. After deciding that yes I was indeedrunning 3 minutes and I think it was 53 seconds late I started running down the hill. About halfway down or maybe 2/3rds of the way down I'm not really sure i noticed a hole in front of me so I said "hi hole" Than realized I might want to avoid thge hole, only to decide this a little too late.

I tripped.

REALLY

Than their was that time I was taking a shower but couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. So I spent 20 minutes wondering what it could be before realizing htat I had forgotten to turn on the hot water but also realized that wasn't right as it was warm when I first got in...I really thought hard about it and finally realized that it was because I had forgotten to switch itf rom the bath nozzle to the shower nozzle.

[strike wolf]

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

mountian dew mountian will do the foundu me gallioa gallioa

(Bitch slaps target with spiked paw) WRONG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe6NDOGBNmURIGHT!!!!!

Thatwas horrible quality.

[targetman377]

Too late,
My time has come...
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...

mountian dew mountian will do the foundu me gallioa gallioa

(Bitch slaps target with spiked paw) WRONG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe6NDOGBNmURIGHT!!!!!

Thatwas horrible quality.

sorry the computer i have right now has no sound SOO i have not actaully listened to it

[Lucarilover240]

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

was that not just easer to say

But than people would be asking me what I was talking about.

are you going to go on another long writing rampage where you tell WAY TO MUCH of a story?

Well there was this one time when I was walking down a hill and I looked at my watch and saw that I was running late but I had to make sure I was running late first. After deciding that yes I was indeedrunning 3 minutes and I think it was 53 seconds late I started running down the hill. About halfway down or maybe 2/3rds of the way down I'm not really sure i noticed a hole in front of me so I said "hi hole" Than realized I might want to avoid thge hole, only to decide this a little too late.

I tripped.

Balls, apparently.

[Army of GOD]

Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd.

My friend has Roller Coaster Tycoon. I have just...jizzed in my pants.

[Lucarilover240]

Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd.

My friend has Roller Coaster Tycoon. I have just...jizzed in my pants.

I am NOT posting that video.

[autoload]

So, what was the problem?

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

I was being facetious.

[autoload]

Don't let any file cabinets fall on you and trap you forever. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

omg that would be treadful how would i ever post here again!

Treadful indead. Eye couldn't imajin such a lyfe. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

This post gets my "Silver Seal of Approval"

Not sure if I ever gave out a silver before or not. Reason for it was because I been giving out too many golds and don't want to dilute the significance of them.

[autoload]

Friday afternoon: Day of Discovery

I was playing a private match on COD:MW2 in the Estate map. I'm screwing around in the basement, looking at the movie posters, DVD boxes, ect. I then make the single greatest discovery since internet. If you are standing behind the bar, facing the staircase, there is a small bench on the right hand side built into the wall under the stairs. Above this bench is a small storage area. I look into this storage area, and what do I see? A SEX BLOW-UP DOLL. I SHIT YOU NOT. EPIC.

Was it your dad's? older brother?

No, it was actually in the game itself. I probably should have made that a little clearer.

Once again... Being facetious.

[autoload]

Saturday: Day of Suck

Saturday just did not go well for me. To start, I had planned on going skiing in the morning, which didn't happen. Later in the day, I nearly broke my damn toe walking through a doorway (2 days later and I'm still walking with a slight limp). Then, the hot water tank ran out of hot water (The shower water was FREEZING), so I couldn't use the shower (and I had just gotten my hair cut). I had to stand in the tub and pour warm water from the sink over my head with a small plastic bucket.

On the plus side, things got better later on. I went to a great party and got to watch one of my friend's wives get drunk off her ass and fall over 9 times (She didn't get hurt, of course).

How old are you? Obviously older than I thought you were...

17.

OK, maybe only a year older than I thought you were.

[autoload]

I have to piss.

This post gets my "Broken Seal of Approval".

[autoload]

Backlog complete.

[strike wolf]

So, what was the problem?

I don't like sore losers who accuse others of cheating because they aren't as good as them in a game.

I was being facetious.

It can be hard to tell when you're mind is clouded like mine was.

[autoload]

I'm out.

[strike wolf]

This has probably already been done but I thought of a great line for one of the Sgt. Foley meme's. "Ramirez! Go chop down that tree with...A HERRING!"

[Skittles!]

Backlog incomplete.

[muy_thaiguy]

Backlog incomplete.

Stupid commie.

[Skittles!]

Hur hur hur.

[JJM]

A litle tidbit of news for all of you: Yesterday I read that Former President Richard Nixion's grandson is running for the House of Representative's in the state of New York.

[targetman377]

Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd.

My friend has Roller Coaster Tycoon. I have just...jizzed in my pants.

yawn i have that play it alot nothing too speical

[targetman377]

Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd. Ohmagawd.

My friend has Roller Coaster Tycoon. I have just...jizzed in my pants.

I am NOT posting that video.

thank you that is by far the worst vidoe in the world and it is not even funny just annoying as hell

[targetman377]

A litle tidbit of news for all of you: Yesterday I read that Former President Richard Nixion's grandson is running for the House of Representative's in the state of New York.

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wait did jim just say somthing?

[strike wolf]

A litle tidbit of news for all of you: Yesterday I read that Former President Richard Nixion's grandson is running for the House of Representative's in the state of New York.

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wait did jim just say somthing?

WIthout misspelling anything either. Which means the title for the world's best misspeller goes back to Targetman.

Oh wait he did misspell a couple of words sorry for getting your hopes up.

[Lucarilover240]

A litle tidbit of news for all of you: Yesterday I read that Former President Richard Nixion's grandson is running for the House of Representative's in the state of New York.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[strike wolf]

As far as the guy running, his chances of winning depend highly upon how far he can distance himself from the faults and crimes of his grandfather.