Movie quote retort game

[Sackett58]

Sally Miles: I am going to show my boobies. Are you here to see my boobies?

S.O.B.

[mandyb]

“Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.”

The Bible

[Sackett58]

Empress Nympho: [to her litter bearers] Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!

History of the World: Part 1

[mandyb]

Bill: We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly...
[writing on chalkboard] Bill: PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Let's break up the word. First there's Pros... well, that doesn't mean anything really... then there's Tit... we all know what that means... and then there's shun to shun is to say No! To push it away! To shun something is, well... it really doesn't belong in this word at all, really.

Nightshift

[Sackett58]

Vivian: I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna let me go.

Pretty Woman

[koop]

Vivian: I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna let me go.

Pretty Woman

'how much?'

quite a lot of movies

[Sackett58]

Elmer Gantry: Sin, sin, sin! You're all sinners! You're all doomed to perdition!

[jonesthecurl]

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it infamy!

(Julius Ceasar, from the Carry-On movies)

[Sackett58]

Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

Dirty Harry

[mandyb]

I know what you're thinking.
Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

Dirty Harry

[pancakemix]

Luck be a lady tonight!

Guys and Dolls

[mandyb]

Major West: You know, I'm thinking this is your "kiss for luck" situation.
Judy Robinson: Thinking. Not your strong point, is it?

[Sackett58]

Thornton: There'll be no locks or bolts between us, Mary Kate... except those in your own mercenary little heart!

The Quiet Man

[mandyb]

Don't tell me a big, tough guy like you is afraid of a little poisoned atmosphere.

[Sackett58]

Charlie Allnut: Well I ain't sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!

The African Queen

[mandyb]

Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme!



Erin Brockovich

[Sackett58]

Alan Swann: Alfredo, telephone the Stork Club, we'll be two for dinner.

My Favorite Year

[mandyb]

Satine: [seducing Christian] Would you like a little champagne?
Christian: I'd really rather just get on with it.

Moulin Rouge

[pancakemix]

Get on with it!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Sackett58]

Lili Von Shtupp: [singing] Here I stand, the goddess of desire / Set men on fire / I have this power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick womancing / And then a shower. / Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me / They always hound me, with one wequest. / Who can satisfy their lustful habits? / I'm not a wabbit. / I need some we...
[Takes a breath]
Lili Von Shtupp: ... est.

Blazing Saddles

[mandyb]

Her weapons were her crystal eyes
Making every man a man
Black as the dark night she was
Got what no-one else had
Wa!

Bananarama

[Sackett58]

To be completely woman you need a master, and in him a compass for your life. You need a man you can look up to and respect. If you dethrone him it's no wonder that you are discontented, and discontented women are not loved for long.
Marlene Dietrich

[mandyb]

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

[jiminski]

“Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.”
(Dolores Claiborne)

[Sackett58]

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Cary Grant