Is God Homosexual?

black elk speaks · Post by **black elk speaks** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:42 pm

hecter wrote:
mpjh wrote:You only need to look at Goya's painting of The Ecstasy of St. Teresa to realize that god has sex with those that pray hard enough, and she likes women, so definitely gay or should I say lesbian.
That's a sculpture, and it wasn't done by Goya...

ah... that explains it. i saw the sculpture. it appears to be an angel, not god.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:43 pm

black elk speaks wrote:
hecter wrote:
mpjh wrote:You only need to look at Goya's painting of The Ecstasy of St. Teresa to realize that god has sex with those that pray hard enough, and she likes women, so definitely gay or should I say lesbian.
That's a sculpture, and it wasn't done by Goya...
ah... that explains it. i saw the sculpture. it appears to be an angel, not god.

She was supposedly stabbed through the heart by an Angel, putting her into a state of ecstasy, or some bullshit like that... Either way, it's a great and very erotic sculpture.

Guilty_Biscuit · Post by **Guilty_Biscuit** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:50 pm

GFY mustard. You know that God is a moffal-human hybrid - born of a thai prostitute's vomit and couldn't possibly be homosexual (or exist).

Thor Son of Olaf · Post by **Thor Son of Olaf** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:31 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:What do you reckon? Is there any mileage in the 'God is a sausage-jockey' theory?

As supporting evidence I present the whole "So I just invented a world eh? I'll fill it with naked men, a big phallic serpent, a shortage of fig-leaves... and no chicks" job that went down in Genesis.

God = Homo. What do you reckon?

Thw White God of the Christians, afraid so. The same cannon be said for the Aesir and Vanir, the Fell Lords and Fair Ladies of Vahalla in the realm of Asgard.

Besides, who is inspired by a pale, beaten wisp of a man who got nailed to a tree?

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:58 am

A lot more people are inspired by the spiritual message of compassion and love than are inspired by the message of hate and cowardliness of the guy with one testicle that didn't have the courage to face defeat and killed himself and had his body burned with a prostitute, much like you I am sure.

Say, thor when are you going to play a game so we an whip your nazi ass -- again?

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:00 am

mpjh wrote:A lot more people are inspired by the spiritual message of compassion and love than are inspired by the message of hate and cowardliness of the guy with one testicle that didn't have the courage to face defeat and killed himself and had his body burned with a prostitute, much like you I am sure.

Say, thor when are you going to play a game so we an whip your nazi ass?

I'm more of a fan of the spiritual message of turning into a yellow rain and raping some woman.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:02 am

You wish you could rape women, but they can smell you at a distance and more away.

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:18 am

Wow.

I thought this thread was headed for HaHaLand, but seems to have taken a sudden turn towards Rape City.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:20 am

And so you joined it.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:22 am

pimpdave wrote:Wow.

I thought this thread was headed for HaHaLand, but seems to have taken a sudden turn towards Rape City.

It's always a fine line.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:26 am

Keep it up, I think it is good to bury the nazi in trivial conversation

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:37 am

mpjh wrote:Keep it up, I think it is good to bury the nazi in trivial conversation

I'm never gonna let you down.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:48 am

Thanks

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:51 am

mpjh wrote:Thanks

Nor will I ever give you up.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:52 am

such solidarity, such kindness, such such

thanks again

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:26 am

Don't people that believe in God believe that we created in Gods image? Given all the homosexuals on earth....if they were created in Gods image...then God MUST be gay. Or is god making Homosexuals in the Devil's image?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:30 am

btw god, LOVE the new hairdo.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:21 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:btw god, LOVE the new hairdo.

Speaking of which, how would god wear his hair? Cropped? Elvis-style? Ponytail? Mohawk?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:30 pm

he would comb his hair in mysterious ways,

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:37 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:he would comb his hair in mysterious ways,

You mean not at all?

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:07 pm

God is bald and she is really embarrass about it, so she wears a wig of angel feathers. She lost her hair making the last black hole. It is rumored that anyone who can find a strand of her hair can gain eternal youth, sort of the black hole of youth.

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:35 pm

mpjh wrote:God is bald and she is really embarrass about it, so she wears a wig of angel feathers. She lost her hair making the last black hole. It is rumored that anyone who can find a strand of her hair can gain eternal youth, sort of the black hole of youth.

I found it yesterday in a burger I ate. I threw it away though as it looked funny...just couldn't bring myself to swallow it down..

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:00 pm

Missed your chance at eternal youth.

Thor Son of Olaf · Post by **Thor Son of Olaf** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:50 pm

mpjh wrote:A lot more people are inspired by the spiritual message of compassion and love than are inspired by the message of hate and cowardliness of the guy with one testicle that didn't have the courage to face defeat and killed himself and had his body burned with a prostitute, much like you I am sure.

Say, thor when are you going to play a game so we an whip your nazi ass -- again?

If he were as powerful as he should have been, then he should have made good on his threat to call down those 12 legions of angels he spoke of.

About that last part:

"by the message of hate and cowardliness of the guy with one testicle that didn't have the courage to face defeat and killed himself and had his body burned with a prostitute,"

Are you not sure that you might be speaking about one of the gods of olympias, I am not familiar with that saga.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:55 pm

btw didn't Odin also get nailed to a tree?

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