Movies you can't jack off to.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:11 pm

kleep wrote:Schindler's List is one....

The guy who plays the smuggler in Schindler's List is REALLY hot.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:12 pm

greenoaks wrote:The Star Wars Ewok Adventures:Caravan of Courage & The Battle for Endor

Furries must love them, though.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:16 pm

The Deer Hunter and Deliverance.

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:22 pm

I think the adverts for Calender Girls scarred me for life.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:31 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Enter the Dragon?

I don't know, it sounds like a porn flick.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:20 pm

Margaret Thatcher: the movie!

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:10 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Enter the Dragon?
I don't know, it sounds like a porn flick.

That was Enter the Phallus... but I see where the mistake arose.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:42 pm

The Paris Hilton sex tape.

tubaman · Post by **tubaman** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:48 pm

hecter wrote:The Paris Hilton sex tape.

Trust me dude, you can. Many, many times.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:53 pm

tubaman wrote:
hecter wrote:The Paris Hilton sex tape.
Trust me dude, you can. Many, many times.

^^^ Joke killer.

On a side note, Paris Hilton is an ugly stupid spoiled whore who deserves nothing short of a bullet to the head.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:54 pm

100% Amen

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:58 pm

i think that if there is an anti-christ, it is Paris Hilton. and the mark of the beast is that droopy eye-lid.

you heard it here first crazy fundamentalist christians. you heard it here first.

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:59 pm

tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

tubaman · Post by **tubaman** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:09 pm

hecter wrote:
tubaman wrote:
hecter wrote:The Paris Hilton sex tape.
Trust me dude, you can. Many, many times.
^^^ Joke killer.

Dude I was just contributing to the joke...I'm not gonna explain how it was contributing though, cuz you probably wouldn't understand.

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:49 pm

touching the void. too damn cold, it shrinks just watching.

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:23 pm

reminisco wrote:i think that if there is an anti-christ, it is Paris Hilton. and the mark of the beast is that droopy eye-lid.

you heard it here first crazy fundamentalist christians. you heard it here first.

I went to school with her. She's in my 1st grade year book.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:50 pm

tubaman wrote:Dude I was just contributing to the joke...I'm not gonna explain how it was contributing though, cuz you probably wouldn't understand.

Ya, lyke, totully... So f-in funny!!!!!111 i r teh stoopids, cuz lyke, ya.......... If that was contributing to the joke, you did it so so poorly, that you actually managed to kill the joke. Unless your Cyanide and Happiness, "'I am making a humorous statement.' 'I disagree with your statement.'" does not equal contributing to said joke.

t-o-m · Post by **t-o-m** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:59 pm

The Jungle Book... although mogali was in it

lol

tubaman · Post by **tubaman** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:08 pm

hecter wrote:
tubaman wrote:Dude I was just contributing to the joke...I'm not gonna explain how it was contributing though, cuz you probably wouldn't understand.
Ya, lyke, totully... So f-in funny!!!!!111 i r teh stoopids, cuz lyke, ya.......... If that was contributing to the joke, you did it so so poorly, that you actually managed to kill the joke. Unless your Cyanide and Happiness, "'I am making a humorous statement.' 'I disagree with your statement.'" does not equal contributing to said joke.

I didn't say it was hilarious. And usually when someone says "joke killer" or "you just killed that joke" or something like that they're the ones that really kill the joke. Cuz that doesn't help anybody. You can't work off joke killer.

JACKAZZTJM · Post by **JACKAZZTJM** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:39 am

any movie that has straight sex in it i need alil cock on cock action.........DAMIT QUIT HITTING ME DAD!!!!!

t-o-m · Post by **t-o-m** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:41 am

JACKAZZTJM wrote:any movie that has straight sex in it i need alil cock on cock action.........DAMIT QUIT HITTING ME DAD!!!!!

ok then...your normal

loll

spurgistan · Post by **spurgistan** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:50 am

American History X?

Not quite the kind of f***ing I want for a nice wank.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:00 am

InkL0sed wrote:
reminisco wrote:i think that if there is an anti-christ, it is Paris Hilton. and the mark of the beast is that droopy eye-lid.

you heard it here first crazy fundamentalist christians. you heard it here first.
I went to school with her. She's in my 1st grade year book.

Oooh, tell us, what is it like to be an economic super-elite?

greenoaks · Post by **greenoaks** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:01 am

spurgistan wrote:American History X?

Not quite the kind of f***ing I want for a nice wank.

no way, banging that chick in the toilet cubicle brings back so many memories.

savant · Post by **savant** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:13 am

spurgistan wrote:American History X?

Not quite the kind of f***ing I want for a nice wank.

watching norton break the guy's teeth on the curb always gets me off.
but i'm sadistic like that.

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