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squishyg · Post by **squishyg** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:15 pm

i heard that pimpdave is neither a pimp, nor a dave.

Queen_Herpes · Post by **Queen_Herpes** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:32 pm

I heard you can get squishyg straight from the tap at the Kwik-E-mart.

Mageplunka · Post by **Mageplunka** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:44 pm

I heard Stunna and Becky were married in Jamaica

FattyMcFat · Post by **FattyMcFat** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:48 pm

I heard owenshooter hasn't shot any owens.

trapyoung · Post by **trapyoung** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:00 pm

I heard FattyMcFat isn't actually fat

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:03 pm

I heard that lackattack is really Jesus Christ in disguise.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:22 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I heard that lackattack is really Jesus Christ in disguise.

now you have gone too far...-the black jesus

eddie2 · Post by **eddie2** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:33 am

lol cc gonna go bust we lost 3 new members

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... ead#unread

squishyg · Post by **squishyg** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:34 pm

i heard that Army of God loves Jesus. Like, more than Lionz does. Like, in the sense that AoG wants to have divine sex with Christ.

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:22 pm

i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc

trapyoung · Post by **trapyoung** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:24 am

lord voldemort wrote:i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc

do you have screenshots while on murph--i mean lackattack's account where he admits it was an elaborate prank?

eddie2 · Post by **eddie2** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:38 am

trapyoung wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc
do you have screenshots while on murph--i mean lackattack's account where he admits it was an elaborate prank?

i heard it is ok for mods to flame/bait players

murphy16 · Post by **murphy16** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:19 am

trapyoung wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:i heard that eddie doesnt actually speak broken english and can actually comprehend what the meaning of this topic is but chooses to ignore it

i also heard someone 'hacked' lack attacks account. But it turned out to be a joke by team cc
do you have screenshots while on murph--i mean lackattack's account where he admits it was an elaborate prank?

Lol trap...that's funny.

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:52 pm

owenshooter wrote:i heard that courtney's jugs dried up... the black jesus has spoken...-the black jesus

I heard that typing "the black jesus has spoken" after a post in which the black jesus signs such post is redundant.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:20 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
owenshooter wrote:i heard that courtney's jugs dried up... the black jesus has spoken...-the black jesus
I heard that typing "the black jesus has spoken" after a post in which the black jesus signs such post is redundant.

i heard that many of the junior mod squaders are so far out of the forum loop and "inside" forum jokes, they often post and make themselves look silly... the black jesus has spoken...-the black jesus

King Doctor · Post by **King Doctor** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:31 pm

I heard that many of the sheep often think of themselves as wolves.

Until the wolves suddenly show up, that is.

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:40 pm

I heard a rumour that a certain entertainment contributor and a certain multi hunter once got an official warning for foul play from a certain former moderator and now busted member

squishyg · Post by **squishyg** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:46 pm

i heard a rumor that a certain mod and a certain player were making out in the custodian's closet during 1st period!

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:58 pm

nagerous wrote:I heard a rumour that a certain entertainment contributor and a certain multi hunter once got an official warning for foul play from a certain former moderator and now busted member

i heard this was at the same time when these two were in the same clan and their clan forum received a visit from an admin due to a certain global mod declaring their was a "hit" thread about him/her in the clan forum. this admin posted warning the entire clan about "going to war" against CC, because CC always wins. the rumor continues that the entire clan told the admin how bat shit crazy his global mod was and that she/he was far more dangerous than a little sexy CC clan. a few days later a certain global mod went nuts and was forever banished from CC land, unless you know his/her new handle... the black jesus loves rumors!!!-the black jesus

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:47 pm

nagerous wrote:I heard a rumour that a certain entertainment contributor and a certain multi hunter once got an official warning for foul play from a certain former moderator and now busted member

you know...i think i heard this rumour as well

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:30 am

I heard that the real king of Conquer Club, isn't a current or former conqueror, but a king that's only real weak spots are escalating games and achilles.

--Andy

MrBenn · Post by **MrBenn** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:32 am

AndyDufresne wrote:It is rumored that lackattack is truly an anthropomorphised turtle.

--Andy

I have proof:

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:34 am

I heard that turtle-monkey stew is terrific...-A

TheSaxlad · Post by **TheSaxlad** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:40 am

Army of GOD wrote:I heard that turtle-monkey stew is terrific...-A

I heard that the best way to trap a monkey is with a banana like object...

and I heard that it can only be made properly on a samc812 timer...

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:17 am

Rumor has it that earlier this week...the first official marriage proposal through Conquer Club took place with a little help from our Webmaster...

Here is how it looked from Lack's account:

Click image to enlarge.

Congrats to 'Conquer_Man_1' and 'Conquer_Woman_1'.

--Andy

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