the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

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SO it was the 11th so I'm sure at least someone remembered why it was important. *Sees target raise his hand* No target not the Great battle of the 11th of August...No takers? surely someone has to remember. *raises own hand* yes you in front.

"I know! I know! It's strike's birthday".

Good for you. you get a gold star.

happy brithday too you happy brithday too you happy birthday dear lone wolf happy brithday too you!!!!

And many more!
A pinch to grow an inch (from auto) and a punch to grow a bunch (from Quintin "Rampage" Jackson).
You're 20, right? Or was it 19?

Hell, if it only took a pinch to grow an inch I would have stopped masturbating 3 days after puberty.

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Incidentally, rumours that the reason for me being too busy to post of late are tied up with the recent release of the Rise of Cobra movie, called by some G.I. Joe, or some such, are mere speculation.

Whateveryou say cobra commander..I mean Jonesy.

I liked Cobra Commander.

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Did you do your own stunts? Any Banana-slips? **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Andy!

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and who diead and made you the almighty obama????

No one died. All the rules of elderhood is stated in the Longest thread constitution which can only be read by elders. Howevr if a non-elder member wishes to learn these rules it is required that any and all present elders tell them whatever information they want.

FUnnily enough this was the first time an elder was actually called by their actual names at least according to the thread...

lol i love the part about obama!!!!!!!!!!

Only because you said it.

I notice that a lot about target.

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What else... what else?

[strike wolf]

I'm really starting to suspect Quirk of brown nosing...

I can't help it if Andy is the only one who appreciates a good banana. Anyone who has know me for a while knows I always have a few good bananas on hand. Even when bananas are scarce.

Got any plantains?

[strike wolf]

SO it was the 11th so I'm sure at least someone remembered why it was important. *Sees target raise his hand* No target not the Great battle of the 11th of August...No takers? surely someone has to remember. *raises own hand* yes you in front.

"I know! I know! It's strike's birthday".

Good for you. you get a gold star.

I don't celebrate birthdays.

I know yuo don't. but I was just talking to you. Crikey. You just had to say something.

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K

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My previous post is something that bugs me when I get that in a text. I'm like, "don't waste a text sending me one letter."

[Lucarilover240]

Time for some catch up posting! (cracks knuckles?)

[Lucarilover240]

Did you just call me trailer trash boy?

Holy fucking shit. Epic.

I guess we could put it in the running for new thread picture...

I would approve of that.

Yeah and it's almost tradition now that Muy finds the thread picture to be at this point.

So is this going to become the new thread picture? I need confirmation from the elders before I can start posting.

[Lucarilover240]

Once he starts walking there will be no stopping him.

Future destroyer of worlds.

[Lucarilover240]

Too many bananas.

Unpossible.

I think I just got scarred for life...

[Lucarilover240]

It's not the size its how you use it. And I'll have you know i have a respectable ....................inch cock.

Wow, he even has to use not one, but... (counts) ... TWENTY decimals. Poor, poor Strike.

[Lucarilover240]

SO it was the 11th so I'm sure at least someone remembered why it was important. *Sees target raise his hand* No target not the Great battle of the 11th of August...No takers? surely someone has to remember. *raises own hand* yes you in front.

"I know! I know! It's strike's birthday".

Good for you. you get a gold star.

Happy birthday, even though I'm probably a day or two late.

Speaking of birthdays, my parents are FINALLY going to have my birthday party (more than two months after the fact) on next monday.

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Did you just call me trailer trash boy?

So is this going to become the new thread picture? I need confirmation from the elders before I can start posting.

You don't need confirmation. Just keep posting it and the reaction that you get will tell you whether it is the picture or not.

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Not much activity in here...

[muy_thaiguy]

Not much activity in here...

Still busy. Though yesterday afternoon, I had a sugar low to the point that I blacked out. And when I came too, I could barely hear anything and don't really remember coming into the living room (I was in the kitchen sitting down, thankfully) and laying down on the couch. Fun fun.

[strike wolf]

My previous post is something that bugs me when I get that in a text. I'm like, "don't waste a text sending me one letter."

My sister bugs me aobut that all the time. I usually say like "yeah sure" or "maybe tomorrow" or "talk later". One day she replied "can yu stop with the two word answers?' I txted back "ok."

[strike wolf]

Too many bananas.

Unpossible.

I think I just got scarred for life...

being scarred for life is a good sign of the next thread picture...

[strike wolf]

It's not the size its how you use it. And I'll have you know i have a respectable ....................inch cock.

Wow, he even has to use not one, but... (counts) ... TWENTY decimals. Poor, poor Strike.

WHy am I poor?

[strike wolf]

Went to the Braves game tonight. Pretty good game. Nats took an early 1-0 lead top 1st. Atlanta answered in the second taking the lead 2-1 after a pair of solo shots to right and center respectively. Nats came back to tie it back up in the top 7th with a double a walk and another hit. but the tie was short lived as Adam Laroche scored his 2nd solo shot of the night deep into the right field stands to make it 3-2. Bottom 8th, Braves start out strong with a solo shot from Martin Prado to left I believe. next batter chipper Jones squeezed a single between short and 2nd. Afterwards McCann hit a deep double (about maybe 10 feet shy of a homer). Bringing chipper to third. Garret Anderson pops out. Laroche is walked after 7 pitches after falling behind in the count 0-2 and loads the bases. Next batter also walked making it 5-2 braves and it would be 6-2 braves at the end of the inning. Top of the 9th Gonzales comes in to pitch. First batter rockets one right back to the mound and in an effort that was more to defend himself than make the play, gonzales reaches up with glove hand catches the ball spins around as he falls towards the groun (a play that I think will probably win him ESPN top 10 honors). Strikes the second batter out. Next to batters make it on. And then on a 1-2 count to the final batter the pitch is low for a ball but McCann throws to Laroche at first and they execute a perfect play to pick-off the man at first and end the game.

Stats (roughly):

Derek lowe I believe got credit for the win: 7 innings 2 runs, 7 hits.
Adam Laroche: 2-3. 2 solo home runs, and a walk 2 RBIs
Martin Prado: solo home run
Garret Anderson: 2-4 solo home run. double.

[targetman377]

This is the first picture that shows up when I type andy dufresne into Yahoo image search.

yep thats andy jumping for a banana

[targetman377]

Incidentally, rumours that the reason for me being too busy to post of late are tied up with the recent release of the Rise of Cobra movie, called by some G.I. Joe, or some such, are mere speculation.

how was the movie??? good you play your part just well enough????? cob.....

The local cinema bills the film just as "G.I. Joe". Typical bias. "Cotton-Eye Joe", more like.
I'm waiting for the Director's cut, where Cobra wins.

those dam commie bastards

[targetman377]

Incidentally, rumours that the reason for me being too busy to post of late are tied up with the recent release of the Rise of Cobra movie, called by some G.I. Joe, or some such, are mere speculation.

how was the movie??? good you play your part just well enough????? cob.....

The local cinema bills the film just as "G.I. Joe". Typical bias. "Cotton-Eye Joe", more like.
I'm waiting for the Director's cut, where Cobra wins.

Eh...don't get your hopes up.

...depends who's kidnapped the director's family and pet dog and strung them up by wires from the celing of the disused action figure warehouse.
Just saying...

i give you props i really do.