Masturbation- is it wrong?

[Johnny Rockets]

Turtles!

No one ever told you boy?

Turtles are the aquatic hounds of satan!

Note the fact that they are carriers of disease, and carry their sins on their backs in the form of an evil shell. A shell to keep God's love out, and their malicious evil in.

Slow and steady wins the race, Turtle Boy.
Evil is a creapin' up upon you from the ponds of sin.

Repent
Repent!
REPENT!!

Change your name, Turtle boy! Change it today!!!!

Oh, and send your tithe via paypal to honeyb.ca
And be quick about it! God hates a slow paying customer!


JRock

[BigBallinStalin]

Well, y'know, when I said what a nice corned beef pie I make some while ago, various people told me that God had made it really. So I guess he makes the hand creams and the Trojan pleasure pack too.

Then they'd say, he's just testing your faith.

Like dinosaur bones.

[khazalid]

i just thought i'd share a brilliant little colloquialism peculiar to our little part of our little city:

geein' it rapids