WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:29 pm

Hi. Bye.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:30 pm

i'm hating on people...as usual...

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:31 pm

s.xkitten wrote:i'm hating on people...as usual...

thats ur job i think

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:31 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:i'm sucking on people...as usual...
thats ur job i think

of course thats her job

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:32 pm

This song Reminds me of us Spamalot Freaks Talking to the mods

Song: Gee, Officer Krupke!

ACTION
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

ACTION AND JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ACTION
There is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

SNOWBOY: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.

ACTION: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge.

ACTION
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!

DIESEL: (As Judge) Right!

Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

ACTION
I'm disturbed!

JETS
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.

DIESEL: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court,
this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.

ACTION: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.

DIESEL: So take him to a headshrinker.

ACTION (Sings)
My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

A-RAB: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!

ACTION
I am sick!

ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!

A-RAB: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all.
Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease!

A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!

ACTION
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

BABY JOHN: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

ACTION
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

DIESEL (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

BABY JOHN (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.

DIESEL
The trouble is he stinks.

A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.

BABY JOHN
The trouble is he's grown.

ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq28qCklEHc

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:34 pm

nice song vincent

by who?

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:35 pm

Vincent M wrote:This song Reminds me of us Spamalot Freaks Talking to the mods

Song: Gee, Officer Krupke!

ACTION
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It's just our bringin' up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

ACTION AND JETS
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset;
We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

ACTION
There is good!

ALL
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

SNOWBOY: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story.

ACTION: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!

SNOWBOY: Just tell it to the judge.

ACTION
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all their marijuana,
They won't give me a puff.
They didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!

DIESEL: (As Judge) Right!

Officer Krupke, you're really a square;
This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
He's psychologic'ly disturbed!

ACTION
I'm disturbed!

JETS
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed.

DIESEL: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court,
this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.

ACTION: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.

DIESEL: So take him to a headshrinker.

ACTION (Sings)
My father is a bastard,
My ma's an S.O.B.
My grandpa's always plastered,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

A-RAB: (As Psychiatrist) Yes!
Officer Krupke, you're really a slob.
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!

ACTION
I am sick!

ALL
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!

A-RAB: In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all.
Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease!

A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!

ACTION
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a soda jerker,
Which means like be a schumck.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-work.
Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk!

BABY JOHN: (As Female Social Worker)
Eek!
Officer Krupke, you've done it again.
This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside him, he's no good!

ACTION
I'm no good!

ALL
We're no good, we're no good!
We're no earthly good,
Like the best of us is no damn good!

DIESEL (As Judge)
The trouble is he's crazy.

A-RAB (As Psychiatrist)
The trouble is he drinks.

BABY JOHN (As Female Social Worker)
The trouble is he's lazy.

DIESEL
The trouble is he stinks.

A-RAB
The trouble is he's growing.

BABY JOHN
The trouble is he's grown.

ALL
Krupke, we got troubles of our own!

Gee, Officer Krupke,
We're down on our knees,
'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
Gee, Officer Krupke,
What are we to do?
Gee, Officer Krupke,
Krup you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq28qCklEHc

Boss of Me by They Might Be Giants

Yes, no, maybe
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

Life is unfair, so I just stare at the stain on the wall where
The TV'd been, but ever since we've moved in it's been empty

Why I, why I'm in this room
There is no point explaining

You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

Life is a test, and I confess
I like this mess I've made so far
Grade on a curve and you'll observe
I'm right below the horizon

Yes, no, maybe, I don't know
Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big

Life is unfair

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:36 pm

static_ice wrote:nice song vincent

by who?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq28qCklEHc

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
West Side Story

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:37 pm

mister way to make a big post...

so who watches malcolm in the middle?

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:39 pm

static_ice wrote:mister way to make a big post...

so who watches malcolm in the middle?

I like my big post

I watch MITM

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:41 pm

misterman10 wrote:
static_ice wrote:mister way to make a big post...

so who watches malcolm in the middle?

I like my big post

I watch MITM

oh darn then, I think I'm the only fan of it who appreciates it for more than its slapstick

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:42 pm

Baluga

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:43 pm

Aries wrote:Baluga

Whale

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:43 pm

Aries wrote:Baluga

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:43 pm

Aries wrote:Baluga

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:44 pm

No vincent, that is a bEluga

I said bAluga

It's my word actually, I copyrighted it a month or so ago

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:45 pm

Aries wrote:No vincent, that is a bEluga I said bAluga It's my word actually, I copyrighted it a month or so ago

you have better inventions to copyright

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:48 pm

static_ice wrote:you have better inventions to copyright

Like this one

MONEY MONEY MONEY

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:48 pm

Vincent M wrote:
static_ice wrote:you have better inventions to copyright
Like this one

MONEY MONEY MONEY

WTF

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:49 pm

Vincent M wrote:
static_ice wrote:you have better inventions to copyright
Like this one

MONEY MONEY MONEY

I would totally buy that for my imaginary dog

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:54 pm

static_ice wrote:
Aries wrote:No vincent, that is a bEluga I said bAluga It's my word actually, I copyrighted it a month or so ago
you have better inventions to copyright

Thanks lol

And vince, what the heck is that?

willis · Post by **willis** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:54 pm

crazy shit in here again

john1099 · Post by **john1099** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:55 pm

static_ice wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
static_ice wrote:you have better inventions to copyright
Like this one

MONEY MONEY MONEY
I would totally buy that for my imaginary dog

Who wouldn't!

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:01 pm

eh I'm bored...

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:19 pm

static_ice wrote:eh I'm bored...

wanna get some ppl for a rt