DaGip Concedes & Accepts Captain 11

[Neoteny]

Just as an FYI, if nothing happens on the 26th, I'll probably try to have a fapathon or otherwise try to cause some sort of global change with my penis, just so it's not such a letdown. I'd hate to see Angel Mike disappointed.

You guys can call it the Beast and everything. It'll be awesome, I promise.

[MeDeFe]

If we all do that we could exterminate all felines in the world, that would be a pretty big event. And everyone would have to get their information about cats from the internet. Imagine what people will think about cats in 50 years (provided there are still people around then), cats had invisible vehicles, they played guitar, ate pickles in the fridge and were the true rulers of earth at war with the owls.

[DaGip]

Just as an FYI, if nothing happens on the 26th, I'll probably try to have a fapathon or otherwise try to cause some sort of global change with my penis, just so it's not such a letdown. I'd hate to see Angel Mike disappointed.

You guys can call it the Beast and everything. It'll be awesome, I promise.

Thanks. But I don't think the Angel Mike is going to need help on this one. It's all in good hands....

(If Neoteny's penis is The Beast, then what is wicked's vagina? The Abyss?)

[DAZMCFC]

Just as an FYI, if nothing happens on the 26th, I'll probably try to have a fapathon or otherwise try to cause some sort of global change with my penis, just so it's not such a letdown. I'd hate to see Angel Mike disappointed.

You guys can call it the Beast and everything. It'll be awesome, I promise.

Thanks. But I don't think the Angel Mike is going to need help on this one. It's all in good hands....

(If Neoteny's penis is The Beast, then what is wicked's vagina? The Abyss?)

a black hole(not a racist comment in the slightest).

[Dancing Mustard]

So I keep hearing all this jibber-jabber about the day of the beast on June 26th, but I think it's a load of shite.
Anyways, my man Neoteny suggested that we all get out 'beasts' out on the 26th and have the longest fapathon we can physically manage in order to attempt to effect some kind of global change via the power of our collective wangs.

Who wants to make history? Whose with me for Fapathon '08? (Would anybody buy a T-shirt?)

[suggs]

I feel we have no choice. For once, my cock can be put to a constructive, morally worthwhile endeavour. (Tho' it has also kept thousands of people in work at Kleenex).

But...er..bit embarrassing...what is, or rather why a "Fap". Is this one of those AMAZING days in my life where i learn another word for COCK?

Praise be.

[Dancing Mustard]

I thought that fap was the onomatopoeic representation of the sound your hand makes while you give your mutton-musket a good hard slapping?

Y'know: Fap fap fap fap fap. What's that? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Dancing Mustard giving it a bash while he considers how many shades of shit he'd shag out of Peta Todd.

Think I explained that one alright... though I may have bodged it a bit with all the excitement of thinking about giving it another tug.

[suggs]

an absolute gem

"Mutton musket"

[suggs]

I was just skimming this, and roared with laughter at Da Gips casual aside that the Beast was "Ukranian President thingimy bobby".

A tad random?

"And LO, the end of the world will be ushered in by an unremarkable democratic leader from the former soviet union".

Bloody hell. Even The End of The World is gonna be a total let down.

[MeDeFe]

Well, why not? I'm in.

[UCAbears]

What is the date today? May 10, 2008 I believe...so I am posting this well in advance of the oncoming world discourse that will be happening in June! The power of the Beast of Revelation is taken away on June 26, 2008...so that is the date to keep in mind! I have been preaching about that date for a long time now, ever since the Tsunami of 2004, which is alluded to in the beginning of Chapter 13 in Revelation.

The Beast has had unopposed control of world influence ever since the Tsunami of 2004, but that influence will be opposed on JUNE 26, 2008!

Be forewarned!

REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Shut up.

[Frigidus]

What is the date today? May 10, 2008 I believe...so I am posting this well in advance of the oncoming world discourse that will be happening in June! The power of the Beast of Revelation is taken away on June 26, 2008...so that is the date to keep in mind! I have been preaching about that date for a long time now, ever since the Tsunami of 2004, which is alluded to in the beginning of Chapter 13 in Revelation.

The Beast has had unopposed control of world influence ever since the Tsunami of 2004, but that influence will be opposed on JUNE 26, 2008!

Be forewarned!

REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Shut up.

Good time to do it, I'm spending a month in the forest then anyways. We can roast marshmallows on the smoldering remains of society.

[flabio]

What is the date today? May 10, 2008 I believe...so I am posting this well in advance of the oncoming world discourse that will be happening in June! The power of the Beast of Revelation is taken away on June 26, 2008...so that is the date to keep in mind! I have been preaching about that date for a long time now, ever since the Tsunami of 2004, which is alluded to in the beginning of Chapter 13 in Revelation.

The Beast has had unopposed control of world influence ever since the Tsunami of 2004, but that influence will be opposed on JUNE 26, 2008!

Be forewarned!

REMEMBER JUNE 26, 2008!

Shut up.

Good time to do it, I'm spending a month in the forest then anyways. We can roast marshmallows on the smoldering remains of society.

Are you going to buy those marshmallows at the 7-11 in the forest?

[Dancing Mustard]

Good time to do it, I'm spending a month in the forest then anyways. We can roast marshmallows on the smoldering remains of society.

Are you going to buy those marshmallows at the 7-11 in the forest?

Yes. Obv.

That or he could boil down the bones of dead 'truthers' and then caremelise them into marshmellows. They do taste pretty good when they're fresh...

[flabio]

Good time to do it, I'm spending a month in the forest then anyways. We can roast marshmallows on the smoldering remains of society.

Are you going to buy those marshmallows at the 7-11 in the forest?

Yes. Obv.

That or he could boil down the bones of dead 'truthers' and then caremelise them into marshmellows. They do taste pretty good when they're fresh...

Truthers? Thats quite the generalization Mustard, if I must say so myself. As for the truth, it is out there. It is really out there. It is sooooooo out there, that I really do not have a clue what it is! One thing I am fairly certain of mind you, is that chance favors the prepared mind. G'day.

[Sackett58]

Let the Mystery Be
10000 Maniacs


Everybodys wondering what and where they all came from
Everybodys worrying bout where theyre gonna go
When the whole things done
Nobody knows for certain,
And so its all the same to me
I think Ill just let the mystery be

Some say once gone, youre gone forever
Some say youre gonna come back
Some say you rest in the arms of the savior
If in sinful ways you lack
Some say that theyre comin back in a garden
Bunch of carrots and little sweet peas
I think Ill just let the mystery be

Some say theyre going to place called glory
And I aint sayin it aint a fact
But Ive heard that Im on the road to purgatory
And I dont like the sound of that
I believe in love and I live my life accordingly
But I choose to let the mystery be

[DaGip]

Let the Mystery Be
10000 Maniacs


Everybodys wondering what and where they all came from
Everybodys worrying bout where theyre gonna go
When the whole things done
Nobody knows for certain,
And so its all the same to me
I think Ill just let the mystery be

Some say once gone, youre gone forever
Some say youre gonna come back
Some say you rest in the arms of the savior
If in sinful ways you lack
Some say that theyre comin back in a garden
Bunch of carrots and little sweet peas
I think Ill just let the mystery be

Some say theyre going to place called glory
And I aint sayin it aint a fact
But Ive heard that Im on the road to purgatory
And I dont like the sound of that
I believe in love and I live my life accordingly
But I choose to let the mystery be

I'm coming back as a Humpback whale and i am leading the Humpback Revolution against Nuclear Submarines! You will see in the future that ALL Nuclear Submarines will cease to be, because I will have lead my Humpback brethren and sisters in a global revolt against all Nuclear subs!

Viva La Humpbacks!

[whitestazn88]

i'll probably do it whether or not i remember that the day is of any significance

[DaGip]

I bought a special shower head for the occasion.

[Frigidus]

I guess June 26th will be a day of reckoning after all...

[jonesthecurl]

I thought that fap was the onomatopoeic representation of the sound your hand makes while you give your mutton-musket a good hard slapping?

Y'know: Fap fap fap fap fap. What's that? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Dancing Mustard giving it a bash while he considers how many shades of shit he'd shag out of Peta Todd.

Think I explained that one alright... though I may have bodged it a bit with all the excitement of thinking about giving it another tug.

Now, I've not listened to a lot of other fappers other than myself, but I would opine that the onomatoepia woudl be less appropriate to those lacking a foreskin - including many US types for whom that is not a requirement, I hear. Or, rather, don't.

Would anyone like to suggest an onomatoepeic foreskin-free substirute for "fap"?

[whitestazn88]

I thought that fap was the onomatopoeic representation of the sound your hand makes while you give your mutton-musket a good hard slapping?

Y'know: Fap fap fap fap fap. What's that? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Dancing Mustard giving it a bash while he considers how many shades of shit he'd shag out of Peta Todd.

Think I explained that one alright... though I may have bodged it a bit with all the excitement of thinking about giving it another tug.

Now, I've not listened to a lot of other fappers other than myself, but I would opine that the onomatoepia woudl be less appropriate to those lacking a foresking - including many US types for whom that is not a requirement, I hear. Or, rather, don't.

Would anyone like to suggest an onomatoepeic foreskin-free substirute for "fap"?

i think fap is still applicable, because in the way i first heard it and then understood it, it was more like the hand kind of slapping into the crotch area upon the downward stroke of the genitalia

[Dancing Mustard]

Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?

[DAZMCFC]

Thank you Stan, that was also my understanding. A fascinating insight from my man Jones however, I'd never previously considered that my organ might play different notes were I to strip it down a little (by which I of course mean 'hack off my foreskin").

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

Any other ideas for how we can make Fapathon (name subject to change) an even more special event?

get the women involved.


it could be called "The FlickaFapothon".

[jonesthecurl]

Perhaps we could all make sound recordings (no pictures, that would be vulgar) of ourselves choking our chickens and bashing our bishops, then compare and contrast them? We wouldn't even have to declare ourselves modded or un-modded, the fun could be in guessing which samples were taken from which kind of knob...

That has, I think, to be the single most amusing idea ever. It could catch on - move over "rap", here comes "fap".
(dull tune, but I like the beat!)