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God bless the Navy...

YOU CAN GAVE HOT GAY SEX WITH THEM WHEN THE GET OFF THE SHIP!

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DaGip wrote:YOU CAN GAVE HOT GAY SEX WITH THEM WHEN THE GET OFF THE SHIP!

<3

"She was only the admiral's daughter, but her naval base was full of discharged seamen"

and come to that,
"She was only the fisherman's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said "fillet"."

theres apparently a craze in english schools called "sea gulling" where the kid has a wank into his hand, so he has a load of cum in his hand and then they throw it at a teacher; shoting "SEA GULLING!"
i wouldnt like to be the teacher...

http://www.spermcube.org/

it's the future.

one of the best thread titles ive seen in a while!

heavycola wrote:http://www.spermcube.org/

it's the future.

i went on that
i have to stop going on things that i dont read!
i found this...


i feel sorry for the graphic designer that had to design that cock!

that's OK, he was french.
Most constructive wank i have ever had.

SUBSTITUTE IT FOR EGG WHITES!

RustyMonkey wrote:SUBSTITUTE IT FOR EGG WHITES!

THAT IS AN AWESOME IDEA. We should all do that. Wait, we could mix the sperm with the egg whites. That would be way more fun.

Ruin your girlfriend's life

Give NICE GIRL a Pearl necklace!

I remember I was cleaning the office late one evening. I was dusting the shelves and cleaning all the keyboards in the cubicles. I was getting all the paperwork ready for the next day. Then I was vacuuming the floors.

All that vacuuming kind of stirred up my Man Gravy Factory, so I was starting to feel a little horny.

My next project was to clean the office refrigerator. I got a bucket with warm water and disinfectant. I opened up the fridge and started wiping everything down, then I saw it...amazingly beautiful! So awesome, I could barely contain myself!



She was the most perfect Tuna Fish Sandwich that I have ever seen in my life!

I started playing with my nipples and rubbing my nutsack.

I laid that sandwich wide open and I jerked off right there in the office!

I blew my hot steamy man juices all over that Tuna Fish Sandwich. I mixed it in pretty good, put the sandwich back together, zipped it up into its little plastic zip lock baggy, and placed it back in the refrigerator again.

"Hmmm?" I was wondering quite curiously "I wonder whose sandwich that was. Well, a little extra added protein won't hurt them."

So I closed the office and went home for the evening.

I was so curious about whose Tuna Fish Sandwich that was in the fridge (and if they were going to eat it tomorrow at lunch), that I could barely go to sleep.

When I got to work I quickly looked in the fridge. Good! The sandwich was still there.

I went to my cubicle and started typing away. Then morning break came...

I watched carefully, but nobody took the sandwich.

I thought maybe nobody was going to eat the sandwich with my extra added flavor enhancer. It probably was a sandwich that someone forgot about or didn't want. Then...lunch came!

I watched the fridge out of the corner of my eye, and our head secretary opened the fridge door!

She looked like this (except with more office like attire, but showing lots of cleavage!):
I watched in excitement as she grabbed the plastic baggy with the sandwich!

I watched her eat it slowly, wiping the corner of her mouth with a napkin, and then chomping in for another bite. My little nano army was being ingested by the company's hottest woman! I couldn't believe it!

I immediately went to the bathroom to wank off!

What a beautiful day that was...

Are we up to 500 yet?

t-o-m wrote:theres apparently a craze in english schools called "sea gulling" where the kid has a wank into his hand, so he has a load of cum in his hand and then they throw it at a teacher; shoting "SEA GULLING!"
i wouldnt like to be the teacher...

Is that even possible?

DaGip wrote:I remember I was cleaning the office late one evening. I was dusting the shelves and cleaning all the keyboards in the cubicles. I was getting all the paperwork ready for the next day. Then I was vacuuming the floors.

All that vacuuming kind of stirred up my Man Gravy Factory, so I was starting to feel a little horny.

My next project was to clean the office refrigerator. I got a bucket with warm water and disinfectant. I opened up the fridge and started wiping everything down, then I saw it...amazingly beautiful! So awesome, I could barely contain myself!



She was the most perfect Tuna Fish Sandwich that I have ever seen in my life!

I started playing with my nipples and rubbing my nutsack.

I laid that sandwich wide open and I jerked off right there in the office!

I blew my hot steamy man juices all over that Tuna Fish Sandwich. I mixed it in pretty good, put the sandwich back together, zipped it up into its little plastic zip lock baggy, and placed it back in the refrigerator again.

"Hmmm?" I was wondering quite curiously "I wonder whose sandwich that was. Well, a little extra added protein won't hurt them."

So I closed the office and went home for the evening.

I was so curious about whose Tuna Fish Sandwich that was in the fridge (and if they were going to eat it tomorrow at lunch), that I could barely go to sleep.

When I got to work I quickly looked in the fridge. Good! The sandwich was still there.

I went to my cubicle and started typing away. Then morning break came...

I watched carefully, but nobody took the sandwich.

I thought maybe nobody was going to eat the sandwich with my extra added flavor enhancer. It probably was a sandwich that someone forgot about or didn't want. Then...lunch came!

I watched the fridge out of the corner of my eye, and our head secretary opened the fridge door!

She looked like this (except with more office like attire, but showing lots of cleavage!):

Click image to enlarge.

I watched in excitement as she grabbed the plastic baggy with the sandwich!

I watched her eat it slowly, wiping the corner of her mouth with a napkin, and then chomping in for another bite. My little nano army was being ingested by the company's hottest woman! I couldn't believe it!

I immediately went to the bathroom to wank off!

What a beautiful day that was...

Are we up to 500 yet?

You are creepy and hilarious.

SUBSTITUTE AS GEL

PLANT A SEMEN TREE!

Use as currency. Would solve poverty. Well, for guys at least. Women would be screwed. Well I guess whores would be fine. Whatever.

DRIVE UP THE VALUE OF KLEENEX SHARES