Advice about guys, for ladies

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:42 pm

Titanic wrote:
wicked wrote:dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story.
I think sport and gaming should be added into there.

not for all of us

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:46 pm

Norse wrote:I've just eaten a chicken sandwich, and then beaten one of...

All of a sudden I feel very empty

Sounds like you need another sandwich, or some black caulk.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:54 pm

wicked, you forgot alcohol, please don`t forget the alcohol. *hic*

rebelman · Post by **rebelman** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:58 pm

wicked wrote:poor/lazy man's iron: use the dryer with a damp towel

.... or buy wrinkle-resistant clothes.

done both but its not enough i also keep buying new shirts to avoid ironing

Itrade · Post by **Itrade** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:13 pm

wicked wrote:dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story.

You forgot violence. That's what videogames and sports are for.

By my count there are only two ladies in this thread and not much advice! But there is fun in this thread, so I am proud of it.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:15 pm

firth4eva wrote:
Norse wrote:Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.
bit of an expert are you?

I like your style.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:16 pm

firth4eva wrote:
Norse wrote:Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.
bit of an expert are you?

he learns from experience

Treeluvr87 · Post by **Treeluvr87** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:12 pm

But all I want is food and sex as well. My boy is the one who wants to do all the yakkin' all the time. Just let me watch my TV and eat some quesadillas when I come home from work and then bend me over. Preferable while still watching the TV and not being all upset when I'm not paying attention to your face.

And guys are all different, I've never dated two that were totally alike!

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:17 pm

Treeluvr87 wrote:But all I want is food and sex as well. My boy is the one who wants to do all the yakkin' all the time. Just let me watch my TV and eat some quesadillas when I come home from work and then bend me over. Preferable while still watching the TV and not being all upset when I'm not paying attention to your face.

And guys are all different, I've never dated two that were totally alike!

you've dated 2 guys

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:28 pm

diddle wrote:
Treeluvr87 wrote:But all I want is food and sex as well. My boy is the one who wants to do all the yakkin' all the time. Just let me watch my TV and eat some quesadillas when I come home from work and then bend me over. Preferable while still watching the TV and not being all upset when I'm not paying attention to your face.

And guys are all different, I've never dated two that were totally alike!
you've dated 2 guys

i think it was a metaphor

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:30 pm

firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote:
Treeluvr87 wrote:But all I want is food and sex as well. My boy is the one who wants to do all the yakkin' all the time. Just let me watch my TV and eat some quesadillas when I come home from work and then bend me over. Preferable while still watching the TV and not being all upset when I'm not paying attention to your face.

And guys are all different, I've never dated two that were totally alike!
you've dated 2 guys

i think it was a metaphor

or an exaggeration

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:31 pm

diddle wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote:
Treeluvr87 wrote:But all I want is food and sex as well. My boy is the one who wants to do all the yakkin' all the time. Just let me watch my TV and eat some quesadillas when I come home from work and then bend me over. Preferable while still watching the TV and not being all upset when I'm not paying attention to your face.

And guys are all different, I've never dated two that were totally alike!
you've dated 2 guys

i think it was a metaphor
or an exaggeration

or just a girl doing maths.
0+0=2

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:35 pm

Itrade wrote:
wicked wrote:dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story.
You forgot violence. That's what videogames and sports are for.

Eh. I play videogames, yes...I love to play 'we love katamari'...Talk about violence

Sport is violence? Sorry that my 2 favs are bowling and pool...

Alchool? I don't drink.

Sex? Meh..Nope. Not yet.

Food? Don't bring a chocolate bar next to me

And no..I am not gay.

Proof..Someone in this thread was right..Every guys are different..

..Wrong..

1 guy is different. The rest of you all are just jerks

And yes..Tonka is always right.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:37 pm

firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote:
Treeluvr87 wrote:But all I want is food and sex as well. My boy is the one who wants to do all the yakkin' all the time. Just let me watch my TV and eat some quesadillas when I come home from work and then bend me over. Preferable while still watching the TV and not being all upset when I'm not paying attention to your face.

And guys are all different, I've never dated two that were totally alike!
you've dated 2 guys

i think it was a metaphor
or an exaggeration
or just a girl doing maths.
0+0=2

somebody should tell her that she can't count herself

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:38 pm

diddle wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote:
Treeluvr87 wrote:But all I want is food and sex as well. My boy is the one who wants to do all the yakkin' all the time. Just let me watch my TV and eat some quesadillas when I come home from work and then bend me over. Preferable while still watching the TV and not being all upset when I'm not paying attention to your face.

And guys are all different, I've never dated two that were totally alike!
you've dated 2 guys

i think it was a metaphor
or an exaggeration
or just a girl doing maths.
0+0=2

somebody should tell her that she can't count herself

some people are so fat they qualify for 2 people on plane flights and such. she must be one of them.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:39 pm

firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote: you've dated 2 guys

i think it was a metaphor
or an exaggeration
or just a girl doing maths.
0+0=2

somebody should tell her that she can't count herself
some people are so fat they qualify for 2 people on plane flights and such. she must be one of them.

or maybe she counted the same guy twice

i think thats enough now though firth

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:42 pm

id carry on all night if i wasnt stopped. i abuse so many people like that in science and three ended up crying because of my witty remarks at right moment

EDIT: do you mean the quotes or the abuse

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:42 pm

Proof that firth and diddle are 2 half-brained specimen of guys.

...At least don't quote that much, it's annoying.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:43 pm

freezie wrote:Proof that firth and diddle are 2 half-brained specimen of guys.

...At least don't quote that much, it's annoying.

who together make up one rounded guy

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:44 pm

freezie wrote:Proof that firth and diddle are 2 half-brained specimen of guys.

...At least don't quote that much, it's annoying.

and using the maths of Treeluvr87's that means we have *counts on fingers* 1,000,000 brains between us

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:44 pm

diddle wrote:
freezie wrote:Proof that firth and diddle are 2 half-brained specimen of guys.

...At least don't quote that much, it's annoying.
who together make up one rounded guy

Go ahead and rip your brains out and put it as one.

I doubt anyone would mind.

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:45 pm

firth4eva wrote:
freezie wrote:Proof that firth and diddle are 2 half-brained specimen of guys.

...At least don't quote that much, it's annoying.
and using the maths of Treeluvr87's that means we have *counts on fingers* 1,000,000 brains between us

Yes, you're 1,000,000 in the negative from her, using YOUR maths.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:46 pm

firth4eva wrote:
freezie wrote:Proof that firth and diddle are 2 half-brained specimen of guys.

...At least don't quote that much, it's annoying.
and using the maths of Treeluvr87's that means we have *counts on fingers* 1,000,000 brains between us

hang on a minute......Treeluvr87? maybe she was on about her previous boyfriends being trees, i mean, i'll never pass up a good rooting from an oak

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:46 pm

diddle wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
freezie wrote:Proof that firth and diddle are 2 half-brained specimen of guys.

...At least don't quote that much, it's annoying.
and using the maths of Treeluvr87's that means we have *counts on fingers* 1,000,000 brains between us
hang on a minute......Treeluvr87? maybe she was on about her previous boyfriends being trees, i mean, i'll never pass up a good rooting from an oak

I would prefer a tree to YOU.

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:47 pm

freezie wrote:
firth4eva wrote:
freezie wrote:Proof that firth and diddle are 2 half-brained specimen of guys.

...At least don't quote that much, it's annoying.
and using the maths of Treeluvr87's that means we have *counts on fingers* 1,000,000 brains between us
Yes, you're 1,000,000 in the negative from her, using YOUR maths.

actually Ive got a gcse in maths so screw you.

and to diddle:

. Inm english we are reading lord of the flies (boys get abandoned on an island) and we had ad class discussion on whether they would go gay or love tree's first