What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

chewyman · Post by **chewyman** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:39 am

Three blind mice walk into a bar.

They are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from their predicament would be exploitative and thus uncool.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:03 am

chewyman wrote:
mpmrunner wrote:How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.

What's the difference between a duck.

One of its legs are both the same.

Umm...

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:09 am

DAZMCFC wrote:^ your dating the wrong kind of men.

no she's dating the right kind, thats why she doesn't find a worm in her vagina, but that would be worse than finding one in her apple

johnnyrotten wrote:What's worse than a worm in your apple? Half a worm.

What's worse than that? AIDS.

and whats worse than that? super AIDS

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:17 am

chewyman wrote:Three blind mice walk into a bar.

They are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from their predicament would be exploitative and thus uncool.

Bill Baily-best comidien ever!

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:07 am

dyingfetus wrote:I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!

Actually I can think of a few things worse than those:

1. Dyingfetus trying to find a way to mention Cannibal Corpse, or making some reference to death metal music in every post he makes; just because he thinks it'll make him look badass.

2. Listening to Dyingfetus whinging and whining about behind my back because he's upset at how badly he got humiliated in Flame Wars.

3. People who suck at Flame Wars coming to Funny Farm to bitch about people they're too scared to flame directly.

4. Having Dancing Mustard remind you what a fucking cowardly emo-wannabe you are with the whole Funny Farm watching.

Be a man about it DyingFaeces, if you want to talk trash to me then come to Flame Wars and try to be a man about it, but for f*ck's sake don't try to hide from me while you make snivelling little comments in the Funny Farm. I thought you were trying to convince us that you're a badass child-eating hardcore psycho (I mean, you must be right, listening to all that death-metal?), not some blouse-wearing transvestite with a weak-bladder and no bollocks.

RobinJ · Post by **RobinJ** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:16 am

Kugelblitz22 wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding one in your vagina.
Finding one in your penis?

You know that was the first thing I thought of too when I read her post. At least a vagina is kind of spacious inside - a cock is not

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:43 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
dyingfetus wrote:I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!
Actually I can think of a few things worse than those:

1. Dyingfetus trying to find a way to mention Cannibal Corpse, or making some reference to death metal music in every post he makes; just because he thinks it'll make him look badass.

2. Listening to Dyingfetus whinging and whining about behind my back because he's upset at how badly he got humiliated in Flame Wars.

3. People who suck at Flame Wars coming to Funny Farm to bitch about people they're too scared to flame directly.

4. Having Dancing Mustard remind you what a fucking cowardly emo-wannabe you are with the whole Funny Farm watching.

Be a man about it DyingFaeces, if you want to talk trash to me then come to Flame Wars and try to be a man about it, but for f*ck's sake don't try to hide from me while you make snivelling little comments in the Funny Farm. I thought you were trying to convince us that you're a badass child-eating hardcore psycho (I mean, you must be right, listening to all that death-metal?), not some blouse-wearing transvestite with a weak-bladder and no bollocks.

Pwned!

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:34 am

A condom in anything you were eating.

She Wolf · Post by **She Wolf** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:05 am

finding an apple in my worm?

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:08 am

She Wolf wrote:finding an apple in my worm?

the_monstermash · Post by **the_monstermash** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:16 am

A warm toilet seat...

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:21 am

the_monstermash wrote:A moist warm toilet seat...

fyp

the_monstermash · Post by **the_monstermash** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:46 am

2dimes wrote:
the_monstermash wrote:A moist warm toilet seat...
fyp

seriously, its disgusting *shudders*

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:06 pm

the_monstermash wrote:
2dimes wrote:
the_monstermash wrote:A condom stuck on your thigh after sitting on a moist warm toilet seat...
fyp
seriously, its disgusting *shudders*

I'm not arguing, that's for sure.

the_monstermash · Post by **the_monstermash** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:09 pm

2dimes wrote:
the_monstermash wrote:
2dimes wrote:
the_monstermash wrote:A condom stuck on your thigh after sitting on a moist warm toilet seat...
fyp
seriously, its disgusting *shudders*
I'm not arguing, that's for sure.

WHAT?!!! i just said a warm toilet seat, not a condom stuck on your thigh after sitting on a moist toilet seat!!

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:31 pm

the_monstermash wrote:
2dimes wrote:
the_monstermash wrote:
2dimes wrote:
the_monstermash wrote:a warm toilet seat...
un-fyp
seriously, its disgusting *shudders*
I'm not arguing, that's for sure.
WHAT?!!! i just said a warm toilet seat, not a condom stuck on your thigh after sitting on a moist toilet seat!!

I don't understand. Are you saying a condom stuck to you is ok if it's cold?

the_monstermash · Post by **the_monstermash** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:33 pm

well....finding a condom stuck to you while on a warm toilet seat is pretty disgusting....

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:36 pm

the_monstermash wrote:well....finding a condom stuck to you while on a warm toilet seat is pretty disgusting....

So you're adverse to temperature?

the_monstermash · Post by **the_monstermash** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:38 pm

probably knowing the fact that someone has sat there before you, and you dont know where its been

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:41 pm

Again a condom stuck to you would be ok, as long as it was not warm?

the_monstermash · Post by **the_monstermash** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:43 pm

2dimes wrote:Again a condom stuck to you would be ok, as long as it was not warm?

any condom stuck to you would be horrible, no matter what the temp of it was

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:18 pm

the_monstermash wrote:any unknown condom stuck to you would be horrible, no matter what the temp of it was

That was my opinion.

the_monstermash · Post by **the_monstermash** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:19 pm

i know

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:55 pm

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding out you have herpes

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:59 pm

Vincent M wrote:What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding out you have herpes after a condom was stuck to your thigh

fyp