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Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 7:34 am**

Of course we do! Why do you think I look so well groomed?

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 7:36 am**

Oh yeah.. Well.. Uhhh..

I need to bathe then! Wait, I'm not a ninja, so I don't have to bathe -sighs in relief-

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 7:38 am**

I would recomend it, at least in the morning before you go out and meet people

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 7:41 am**

Pft, no. too lazy

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 7:44 am**

So your more of a deodorant man then

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 7:45 am**

Roll-on.

Hmm.. I like the holidays because sometimes I go 3 days without a shower.. Or anything. It's so great.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 8:03 am**

I like holidays because I don't need to sleep. I don't understand why people vote GFY, I don't have a problem with it otherwise i wouldn't have put it up, it just doesnt make any sense to me

anyway I'm off cya everyone

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 8:19 am**

Are you kidding me?

Pirates are way sexier

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 8:28 am**

Pirates are totally better, and besides as pointed out by this deeply researched graph more pirates would stop global warming.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 9:48 am**

Here's the kicker for me:

Do pirates know 5,684 ways to kill people with their bare hands? I think not.....

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 10:48 am**

I GOT SERVED wrote:Here's the kicker for me:

Do pirates know 5,684 ways to kill people with their bare hands? I think not.....

Why do you need 5,684 ways to kill someone when you have a gun?

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 12:13 pm**

Because killing someone in that many different ways is way more bad-ass.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 12:37 pm**

But pirates are way cooler (after watching the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies anyway) and can get whatever they want and let people know about it. Ninjas have to be all secret about it and all - no fun in that. I would prefer to have total power over people out of fear.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 12:55 pm**

Viking

BERSERKER!!!

In terms of the Pirates v. Ninjas, I lean towards Pirates. Ninjas have mystical powers and are all sneaky and stuff, but Pirates have the economic and intimidation qualities.

Ninjas kill their customers, Pirates only pillage their customers. You do not recover from being dead, but being pillaged allows you to come back months/years later and pillage them again.

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 3:10 am**

Ninja don't kill their customers, unless that is the job they have been set. In terms of fear, the fear a pirate instills is different from that of ninja. It's like in horror movies where you do not see the whole thing allowing you to imagine it. What's more frightinening watching a pirate shoot the person next to you or noticing nothing till sudenly the person next to you falls to pieces?

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 3:16 am**

Pokemon are better than both.

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 3:18 am**

kingwaffles wrote:Pirates are totally better, and besides as pointed out by this deeply researched graph more pirates would stop global warming.

who says you can twist any numbers to make it say what you want too?

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 3:21 am**

There are more pirates than that they would be in the pacific

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 4:13 am**

Kugelblitz22 wrote:
jnd94 wrote:AAAARGH a pirate would kick ye ninjas ass!

I hope that pirate plans on grabbing his pistol with his hook because that's the way it is facing...

Yet I still chose pirate.

LMAO! I was wondering how he planned to shoot the thing!
Ninjas would win in a fight
but pirates had the better lifestyle(ship)
is the Versus with the pirate ship or without?
(remember that votes may be leaning because Pirates 3 comes out sometime in the inevitable future...)
I chose Pirate "Piracy can be the righteous thing"

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 4:20 am**

Just out of curiosity how is a ship a better lifestyle? Those ninja don't no that they're missing all the fun things like scurvy, constant rocking, limited space, poor hygine and the constant threat of drowning

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The pirates deserve the ship, I mean it would be the only thing that could possibly give them a chance, but I don't see how the small area would help them anymore and obviously the ninja would need to be on the ship otherwise they wouldn't get a chance to fight

Ignore the fact that pirates3 is coming out, they weren't really that sexy in real life

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 4:36 am**

LOL

Well I would be the captain ofcourse! I happen to love travel and claiming secluded islands(all in the region) a forty gun sloop definately wouldnt hurt in a fight against the junk that ninjas would probably be in(Junks are nice ships though)

Piracy was farr more proffitable

and my fancy is to the helpless maidens, i personally dont care what the crew looks like. Plenty of ocean is plenty of places to freshen up...

Besides Ninjas always had to do what they were told,something pirates had a problem with. Ninjas are definately cool though

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 4:50 am**

They could be ninja mercenaries, not neccessarily working for a lord, or just highly skilled assassins.

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 4:56 am**

Well you should have clarified- Dishonored ninjas

Atleast with pirates there is no middle ground
either your a Pirate or not!

(whats the chinese equivelant for Ronin?)

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 4:59 am**

Im not sure. However it is normally death before dishonour so they would have to start of as an independent clan or something

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 4:59 am**

If I was a Ninja, I would be a Ninja pirate.

Set in the future, I'd have class, like a ninja, and I'd have a space ship, kinda like a pirate. I wouldn't be owned, and I'd treat everyone the same respect. I'd capture ships, and recruit other people.

That would be the life.

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Pirates or Ninja