I'd take carbon monoxide poisoning over drowning ANY DAY.sully800 wrote:Yeah I'd take drowning over strangling or other types of asphyxiation. When you drown it's over when you give up and breathe in.
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...I prefer a man who will burn the flag and then wrap himself in the Constitution to a man who will burn the Constitution and then wrap himself in the flag.
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Depends. If the blood vessels in your neck are squeezed shut (sleep hold/triangle), then after a matter of seconds (depending on how tight it is applied), you black out, and after about 7-20 seconds (somewhere in between there) you are dead. Though if released right after passing out, you only feel as if you were in a heavy sleep. It doesn't even hurt, as the lack of oxygen doesn't even have time to be felt. So if there is one very painless way to go, that would be it.sully800 wrote:Yeah I'd take drowning over strangling or other types of asphyxiation. When you drown it's over when you give up and breathe in. If you are strangled it's not over until your body shuts down - more suffering and struggling.
Crucifixion is a lot worse than anything listed so far IMO
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it seems the main distinction is between physical suffering on the one hand and mental horror on the other. (slight crucifixion pun intended)
fair enough, under duress of torture you probably know you're going to die, and die painfully at that. all the same i just can't see anything worse than that one helpless moment when descent and velocity become manifestly real; the heart seizes and the concrete looms.
flowers/bunnies/rainbows.
fair enough, under duress of torture you probably know you're going to die, and die painfully at that. all the same i just can't see anything worse than that one helpless moment when descent and velocity become manifestly real; the heart seizes and the concrete looms.
flowers/bunnies/rainbows.
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Actually, I was watching a Ripley's show a while back, and it showed that a woman had gone sky-diving, her parachute wouldn't open, went ker-splat, and survived. Horribly injured, but alive. So, the fall itself would not be the cause of death itself.khazalid wrote:it seems the main distinction is between physical suffering on the one hand and mental horror on the other. (slight crucifixion pun intended)
fair enough, under duress of torture you probably know you're going to die, and die painfully at that. all the same i just can't see anything worse than that one helpless moment when descent and velocity become manifestly real; the heart seizes and the concrete looms.
flowers/bunnies/rainbows.
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I imagine the Russian sailors who survived the initial explosion aboard the submarine Kursk must have died very unpleasantly. Confined in a small compartment over a hundred meters underwater with oxygen slowly running out and cold water gradually seeping in. That must have been horrifying.

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Watching Jamie Oliver on the Food Network.
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buried alive is my one big fear.That or a few of the public executions would be horrible.Like the gullitione or hanging where you dont break your neck and suffocate to death while swinging on the rope.Being whipped to death would be horrifying too.
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Eaten by Hyenas is definitely the shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeuN7YAv ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdCC-XEY ... re=related
Its not like they kill you and then eat you, they kill you by eating you. Can't think of a much worse way to go than that.(obviously without getting artistic and creative)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeuN7YAv ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdCC-XEY ... re=related
Its not like they kill you and then eat you, they kill you by eating you. Can't think of a much worse way to go than that.(obviously without getting artistic and creative)
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getting eaten by retarded hyenas?Aradhus wrote:Eaten by Hyenas is definitely the shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeuN7YAv ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdCC-XEY ... re=related
Its not like they kill you and then eat you, they kill you by eating you. Can't think of a much worse way to go than that.(obviously without getting artistic and creative)
(question:can hyenas be retarded?)
Haggis_McMutton wrote:2. Anyone else find it kind of funny that naxus is NK'd right after insisting that we're all paranoid?
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you know the microwave senario was pretty bad like in the last house on the left
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Gang banged in a Turkish prison would probably be unpleasant.
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Only when they're stoned. Which seems like all the time.naxus wrote:getting eaten by retarded hyenas?Aradhus wrote:Eaten by Hyenas is definitely the shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeuN7YAv ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdCC-XEY ... re=related
Its not like they kill you and then eat you, they kill you by eating you. Can't think of a much worse way to go than that.(obviously without getting artistic and creative)
(question:can hyenas be retarded?)
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IDK if this is true, but in grade school we would talk about some king of England that was executed publicly by inserting a tube into his ass and then having a glowing metal rod slid up the tube and into his lower intestines. Sounds horrible to me. We always used to joke around that it was because the king was gay, it was a Catholic school, go figure.
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Chinese Bamboo torture has to be the most painful way to die. You are tied horizontally and stretched out. then sharpened bamboo grows through you cant imagine a more painful way to die
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We're talking about your death, jefjef, not your life.jefjef wrote:Gang banged in a Turkish prison would probably be unpleasant.
Huh?jefjef wrote:Any thoughts on this woody?
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Impalement probably sucks pretty bad. Or should I say it sounds like a real pain in the ass??


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neanderpaul14 wrote:Impalement probably sucks pretty bad. Or should I say it sounds like a real pain in the ass??![]()
We're not talking about butt-sex.
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Army of GOD wrote:neanderpaul14 wrote:Impalement probably sucks pretty bad. Or should I say it sounds like a real pain in the ass??![]()
We're not talking about butt-sex.
No I'm talking about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impalement
Whether it was done directly in the anus, or in the taint, I'm sure your ass really hurt. Of course that pain probably began not to matter much once vital organs began to be pierced and ruptured.

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We're not talking about butt-sex.neanderpaul14 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:neanderpaul14 wrote:Impalement probably sucks pretty bad. Or should I say it sounds like a real pain in the ass??![]()
We're not talking about butt-sex.
No I'm talking about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impalement
Whether it was done directly in the anus, or in the taint, I'm sure your ass really hurt. Of course that pain probably began not to matter much once vital organs began to be pierced and ruptured.
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There is nothing peaceful in Drowning,you cannot fight Human Nature(instinct to survive) you would fight and would be scared as shit,burning may be a bit harsh at first but wouldn't your body go into shock?THORNHEART wrote:THORNHEART wrote:being skinned alive and the drenched with lemon juices....and then left writhing in a swarm off ants till you finally expire
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btw drowing is very peaceful after the first 30 seconds....if you dont srtuggle ive heard its one of the easiest ways to die

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truth.edocsil wrote:IDK if this is true, but in grade school we would talk about some king of England that was executed publicly by inserting a tube into his ass and then having a glowing metal rod slid up the tube and into his lower intestines. Sounds horrible to me. We always used to joke around that it was because the king was gay, it was a Catholic school, go figure.
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I'd say being slowly crushed to death by a steam roller feet first.
I almost drowned when I was at Disney World as a kid. All I remember is having a sense of peace as I drifted to the bottom of the pool.Prankcall wrote:There is nothing peaceful in Drowning,you cannot fight Human Nature(instinct to survive) you would fight and would be scared as shit,burning may be a bit harsh at first but wouldn't your body go into shock?THORNHEART wrote:THORNHEART wrote:being skinned alive and the drenched with lemon juices....and then left writhing in a swarm off ants till you finally expire
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btw drowing is very peaceful after the first 30 seconds....if you dont srtuggle ive heard its one of the easiest ways to die
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I would say from having a seizure do to all this PINK in the forums today!
