I'm sorry, but giving out personal information about one's self is not allowed, according to C.C rules.jpcloet wrote:Hey GS, do you ever use......GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:Roll over, so I can attack you from behind!
Hey babe, want to be in my avatar?
If so you are one lucky dude based on your avatar.
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"Babe, every time I see you, my heart stutters and stops with a server time out."
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You make me want to say things to you, that will ban me from these forums!
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"Babe, you are so fine, you don't need a Features Update."
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The majority of these pick up lines are lame 
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And rightly so.JoshyBoy wrote:The majority of these pick up lines are lame
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Hey! Wanna play? It's fun. Hah, and addictive. Little risky. Ohh nice - snake eyes. Oh don't worry, you'll never catch Herpes - he's right up there. I used to have Insomnia though. Hah, yea. Cashed. Got you now! Thrilling. Just the two of us, huh? Bonus. You're screwed. You want to RT? They call me the Golden Goblin. That'll be $25.
Rocket.
Rocket.
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That's brilliant.Rocketry wrote:Hey! Wanna play? It's fun. Hah, and addictive. Little risky. Ohh nice - snake eyes. Oh don't worry, you'll never catch Herpes - he's right up there. I used to have Insomnia though. Hah, yea. Cashed. Got you now! Thrilling. Just the two of us, huh? Bonus. You're screwed. You want to RT? They call me the Golden Goblin. That'll be $25.
Rocket.
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It'll be worth the 72 hour ban for the things I want to say and do to you.
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GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:It'll be worth the 72 hour ban for the things I want to say and do to you.
How creative. This really brings a different perspective to the table...GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:You make me want to say things to you, that will ban me from these forums!

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.pimphawks70 wrote:GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:It'll be worth the 72 hour ban for the things I want to say and do to you.How creative. This really brings a different perspective to the table...GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:You make me want to say things to you, that will ban me from these forums!
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Pimphawk, if I was GAY, I'd FLAME your ass and take a permanent vacation.
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Please don't use the word gay in a bigoted wayGENERAL STONEHAM wrote:.pimphawks70 wrote:GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:It'll be worth the 72 hour ban for the things I want to say and do to you.How creative. This really brings a different perspective to the table...GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:You make me want to say things to you, that will ban me from these forums!
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Pimphawk, if I was GAY, I'd FLAME your ass and take a permanent vacation.
BTW I wasn't flaming you. I was pointing out that you made two nearly identical posts.

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hey baby, I promise Ill make Andy D stop, if you go out with me.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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"Babe, I'm tired of everyone having a go at you. Lets one on one."
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Cheers!JoshyBoy wrote:That's brilliant.Rocketry wrote:Hey! Wanna play? It's fun. Hah, and addictive. Little risky. Ohh nice - snake eyes. Oh don't worry, you'll never catch Herpes - he's right up there. I used to have Insomnia though. Hah, yea. Cashed. Got you now! Thrilling. Just the two of us, huh? Bonus. You're screwed. You want to RT? They call me the Golden Goblin. That'll be $25.
Rocket.
Rocket.
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clapper011 wrote:whoops, sorry baby, was a slip of the finger on the button"
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I've found a phrase that works every time.
Whenever she asks, "Are you playing a speed game?" I just have to say, "No."
Saying, "Yes" is not conducive to doing anything other than continuing my speed game.
Whenever she asks, "Are you playing a speed game?" I just have to say, "No."
Saying, "Yes" is not conducive to doing anything other than continuing my speed game.
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"Babe, I'm not into whips and being chained, I'd much rather lie adjacent to you...for an unlimited time."
--Andy
--Andy
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shuttup.AndyDufresne wrote:"Babe, I'm not into whips and being chained, I'd much rather lie adjacent to you...for an unlimited time."
--Andy
Rocket. x.
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GROOOOAAAAAANAndyDufresne wrote:"Babe, I'm not into whips and being chained, I'd much rather lie adjacent to you...for an unlimited time."
--Andy
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(Inserts barrel of revolver into mouth)AndyDufresne wrote:"Babe, I'm not into whips and being chained, I'd much rather lie adjacent to you...for an unlimited time."
--Andy

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I'd like to deploy in your bonus.
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this is madness... i just want to get into your rear path...-0

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