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static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:05 pm

Vincent M wrote:
static_ice wrote:because bulls won't bite their balls off!
But wouldn't you rather lose your balls than get stabbed by a bull with his horns Once your stabbed your pretty much screwed living without balls you can still live

but it wouldn't be a good life!

willis · Post by **willis** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:06 pm

Vincent M wrote:without balls you can still live

But where is the fun in that? You couldn't say, "Suck my left nut" anymore

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:06 pm

My uncle did that bull run once

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:10 pm

static_ice wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
static_ice wrote:because bulls won't bite their balls off!
But wouldn't you rather lose your balls than get stabbed by a bull with his horns Once your stabbed your pretty much screwed living without balls you can still live
but it wouldn't be a good life!

Just throw on a strap on static and you will be fine

just joking

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:11 pm

unriggable wrote:My uncle did that bull run once

How many people die from that nonsense?

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:11 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
static_ice wrote:poop
Poop = Bug.

That was a message for all the dumbasses here in Spamalot, where we take away all of your privilages! That's right, ALL of them!

Have a pleasant day.

PS: Bugged by bugs? Annoyed by insects?
Then you need BUGS-AWAY.

That'll be £500.
Yes in POUNDS, because I'm BRITISH!

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:12 pm

Vincent M wrote:
unriggable wrote:My uncle did that bull run once
How many people die from that nonsense?

More important is the question: Why does that matter when your stone drunk out of your mind?

willis · Post by **willis** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:14 pm

So what happened with the fire vince?

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:15 pm

The running of the bulls was made famous by Ernest Hemingway's 1927 novel Fiesta: The Sun Also Rises. The practice began in 1591 with the need to move the bulls from the countryside to the arena. Daredevils began running in front of the animals in the 1600s. Since 1924, there have been 13 recorded deaths in the eight-day event. Most recently, a young American was gored to death in 1995.

Well It says here only 13 but that has to be bullshit (get the pun)

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:17 pm

willis wrote:So what happened with the fire vince?

Oh yes not to bad the fire department got there like around the time I noticed it.

I live in like a marshy foresty area of South Florida right on the brink of the everglades.

Lighting storm started it.

Like you told me I just Grabed my comp and got the f*ck out of there

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:18 pm

Vincent M wrote:Well It says here only 13 but that has to be bullshit (get the pun)

No more talking.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:19 pm

unriggable wrote:
Vincent M wrote:Well It says here only 13 but that has to be bullshit (get the pun)

No more talking.

*throws shit at unriggable*

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:21 pm

Vincent M wrote:
willis wrote:So what happened with the fire vince?
Oh yes not to bad the fire department got there like around the time I noticed it.

I live in like a marshy foresty area of South Florida right on the brink of the everglades.

Lighting storm started it.

Like you told me I just Grabed my comp and got the f*ck out of there

wow, somebody knows his prioritites

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:22 pm

First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:22 pm

Vincent M wrote:
unriggable wrote:
Vincent M wrote:Well It says here only 13 but that has to be bullshit (get the pun)

No more talking.
*throws shit at unriggable*

hey that's willis' job he's the monkey

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:23 pm

Minister Masket wrote:First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...

on planet earth?

EDIT: gimme mah cookie, bitch!

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:24 pm

static_ice wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...
on planet earth?

EDIT: gimme mah cookie, bitch!

NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
Try again...

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:25 pm

Minister Masket wrote:First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...

by any chance, do you happen to live in 'I Don't give a shit' Avenue?

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:25 pm

diddle wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
willis wrote:So what happened with the fire vince?
Oh yes not to bad the fire department got there like around the time I noticed it.

I live in like a marshy foresty area of South Florida right on the brink of the everglades.

Lighting storm started it.

Like you told me I just Grabed my comp and got the f*ck out of there
wow, somebody knows his prioritites

you must always take the comp it a laptop it needs to come with me

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:26 pm

Vincent M wrote:
diddle wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
willis wrote:So what happened with the fire vince?
Oh yes not to bad the fire department got there like around the time I noticed it.

I live in like a marshy foresty area of South Florida right on the brink of the everglades.

Lighting storm started it.

Like you told me I just Grabed my comp and got the f*ck out of there
wow, somebody knows his prioritites
you must always take the comp it a laptop it needs to come with me

aaaah, bless

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:27 pm

diddle wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...
by any chance, do you happen to live in 'I Don't give a shit' Avenue?

Nah, that sounds like an American name for a road.
NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
Try again...

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:32 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
diddle wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...
by any chance, do you happen to live in 'I Don't give a shit' Avenue?
Nah, that sounds like an American name for a road.
NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
Try again...

no, you know why, cos i don't want your fucking cookie, the only thing i want to do to that cookie is shove it up your ass

EDIT: Please

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:35 pm

Anybody who can guess where I live will get a stupendous prize. Hint: I've said it numerous times.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:37 pm

diddle wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
diddle wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:First person to guess where I live (fairly specificly) gets a 10ft wide, white chocolate chip cookie and a hug.

Let the Carnage begin...
by any chance, do you happen to live in 'I Don't give a shit' Avenue?
Nah, that sounds like an American name for a road.
NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
Try again...
no, you know why, cos i don't want your fucking cookie, the only thing i want to do to that cookie is shove it up your ass

EDIT: Please

I see why you're the village idiot!

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:42 pm

Anyone here want to play doubles against me ?