You could win and still end up with our milk on your faces.Dualta wrote:Of course, this challenge is far from over and KORT could still turn it around, so all his talk of TOFU winners' medals is really quite premature, and we could end up with milk on our faces. So, no disrespect dairy people, just trying to make sure that, in the event we spank you harder than your new monkey friends do, we would like to make sure that the nail in the coffin of KORT is made of TOFU. It would be a fitting send off for the herd after all
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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. S&M - 18-11
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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. S&M - 18-11
Yes, and spanked too boot (just for fun, of course)Streaker wrote:You could win and still end up with our milk on your faces.Dualta wrote:Of course, this challenge is far from over and KORT could still turn it around, so all his talk of TOFU winners' medals is really quite premature, and we could end up with milk on our faces. So, no disrespect dairy people, just trying to make sure that, in the event we spank you harder than your new monkey friends do, we would like to make sure that the nail in the coffin of KORT is made of TOFU. It would be a fitting send off for the herd after all
Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. S&M - 18-11
Oh, spank me! Spank me!fishydance wrote:Yes, and spanked too boot (just for fun, of course)Streaker wrote:You could win and still end up with our milk on your faces.Dualta wrote:Of course, this challenge is far from over and KORT could still turn it around, so all his talk of TOFU winners' medals is really quite premature, and we could end up with milk on our faces. So, no disrespect dairy people, just trying to make sure that, in the event we spank you harder than your new monkey friends do, we would like to make sure that the nail in the coffin of KORT is made of TOFU. It would be a fitting send off for the herd after all
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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. S&M - 18-11
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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. S&M - 18-11
If you need help finding new (and extremely disturbing) images, ask any of us. We have manycatnipdreams wrote:Congrats to KoRT and TSM on the new entity going forth - I wish you all many enjoyable games with your new mix of teammates! As to what the medals should say, I really like using KoRT in the award title, for a very simple reason - we have cow pictures with KoRT titles on them in our combat training rooms, as motivation. It will take quite a while (there are a LOT of pictures!) to change them over to the new name, and that might distract us from winning this war.
No one wants that to happen, do they? So to help TOFU stay focussed, and win this war, let us continue to fight the good fight with our old arch rivals, KoRT, and then when we redecorate, we'll go with the new name, and new (somewhat disturbing
) images...
Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. S&M - 18-11
I will confirm here that an agreement has been reached between CD's / S&M / TOFU to have the medals (regardless of who wins or loses) read KORT vs TOFU / TOFU vs KORT assuming certain conditions are met, that all parties have agreed to abide by.

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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. S&M - 18-11
catnipdreams wrote:Congrats to KoRT and TSM on the new entity going forth - I wish you all many enjoyable games with your new mix of teammates! As to what the medals should say, I really like using KoRT in the award title, for a very simple reason - we have cow pictures with KoRT titles on them in our combat training rooms, as motivation. It will take quite a while (there are a LOT of pictures!) to change them over to the new name, and that might distract us from winning this war.
No one wants that to happen, do they? So to help TOFU stay focussed, and win this war, let us continue to fight the good fight with our old arch rivals, KoRT, and then when we redecorate, we'll go with the new name, and new (somewhat disturbing
) images...

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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. S&M - 18-11
This seems very sensible. I kept seeing a TOFU vs. S&M thread title show up when scrolling through the forum main page and couldn't for the life of me figure out who S&M was and how they were still alive in CC5. Guess I could've just clicked on the thread and gotten all of my CC clan gossip in one spot.IcePack wrote:I will confirm here that an agreement has been reached between CD's / S&M / TOFU to have the medals (regardless of who wins or loses) read KORT vs TOFU / TOFU vs KORT assuming certain conditions are met, that all parties have agreed to abide by.
And Monkeys ... you should have merged with us instead. We're much nicer than KORT!
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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. S&M - 18-11
Spanking Monkey Agents of a Chaotic Empire?angola wrote:This seems very sensible. I kept seeing a TOFU vs. S&M thread title show up when scrolling through the forum main page and couldn't for the life of me figure out who S&M was and how they were still alive in CC5. Guess I could've just clicked on the thread and gotten all of my CC clan gossip in one spot.IcePack wrote:I will confirm here that an agreement has been reached between CD's / S&M / TOFU to have the medals (regardless of who wins or loses) read KORT vs TOFU / TOFU vs KORT assuming certain conditions are met, that all parties have agreed to abide by.
And Monkeys ... you should have merged with us instead. We're much nicer than KORT!
It's a bit of a mouthful.

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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
One thing I don't understand is that its officially classified as an absorbtion, yet several times its been called a merger by participating members. So which is it? Is there guidelines for this? To me, when 2 complete clans come together it should be considered a merger.
Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
Officially it is not considered a merger. All those options / details were covered by the clans / CD's both in ACE and S&M situationsshoop76 wrote:One thing I don't understand is that its officially classified as an absorbtion, yet several times its been called a merger by participating members. So which is it? Is there guidelines for this? To me, when 2 complete clans come together it should be considered a merger.

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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
Guess I wasn't around for those discussions, but to me it would seem fine, but only if they kept the name. Now you have 2 complete clans and a name change. Isn't that a new clan? There should be detailed guidelines for this. Could 2 low ranked clans merge, change their name and start a new clan? It seems strange that you could potentially have same/ similar situations with a different result.IcePack wrote:Officially it is not considered a merger. All those options / details were covered by the clans / CD's both in ACE and S&M situationsshoop76 wrote:One thing I don't understand is that its officially classified as an absorbtion, yet several times its been called a merger by participating members. So which is it? Is there guidelines for this? To me, when 2 complete clans come together it should be considered a merger.
Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
We can get into this further if needed
but let's give them the war thread back.
Typically clans that have been interested in this type of thing have contacted the CD's to get this info. If we need to we can create something so the General public has it. But it's not something that's come up very often to date.
Let's keep the rest of the posts on topic regarding the war and the other issues can be discussed elsewhere or pm.
Typically clans that have been interested in this type of thing have contacted the CD's to get this info. If we need to we can create something so the General public has it. But it's not something that's come up very often to date.
Let's keep the rest of the posts on topic regarding the war and the other issues can be discussed elsewhere or pm.

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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
Sorry IcePack, with all due respect, but there have been pages of posts unrelated to the war and never was anyway asked to not post here. That being said I will not post here after this message. I can recall it coming up 3 times, ACE, PHOENIX and now. 2 new clans, and now 1 merger. There should be a standard for this. Maybe its better that they keep KORT's ranking as they are obviously a top clan, but it just seems strange that these cases are handled differently.IcePack wrote:We can get into this further if neededbut let's give them the war thread back.
Typically clans that have been interested in this type of thing have contacted the CD's to get this info. If we need to we can create something so the General public has it. But it's not something that's come up very often to date.
Let's keep the rest of the posts on topic regarding the war and the other issues can be discussed elsewhere or pm.
Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
they are handled differently because that's the terms these clans negociated... Just like when companies merge or one absorbs another then decides to change the name... KORT bought all the TSM stocks!shoop76 wrote:Sorry IcePack, with all due respect, but there have been pages of posts unrelated to the war and never was anyway asked to not post here. That being said I will not post here after this message. I can recall it coming up 3 times, ACE, PHOENIX and now. 2 new clans, and now 1 merger. There should be a standard for this. Maybe its better that they keep KORT's ranking as they are obviously a top clan, but it just seems strange that these cases are handled differently.IcePack wrote:We can get into this further if neededbut let's give them the war thread back.
Typically clans that have been interested in this type of thing have contacted the CD's to get this info. If we need to we can create something so the General public has it. But it's not something that's come up very often to date.
Let's keep the rest of the posts on topic regarding the war and the other issues can be discussed elsewhere or pm.
if you guys had wanted to be BOTFM with a new name and continue with your previous record I don't see where there would ve been a problem.

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
PM sent.shoop76 wrote:Sorry IcePack, with all due respect, but there have been pages of posts unrelated to the war and never was anyway asked to not post here. That being said I will not post here after this message. I can recall it coming up 3 times, ACE, PHOENIX and now. 2 new clans, and now 1 merger. There should be a standard for this. Maybe its better that they keep KORT's ranking as they are obviously a top clan, but it just seems strange that these cases are handled differently.IcePack wrote:We can get into this further if neededbut let's give them the war thread back.
Typically clans that have been interested in this type of thing have contacted the CD's to get this info. If we need to we can create something so the General public has it. But it's not something that's come up very often to date.
Let's keep the rest of the posts on topic regarding the war and the other issues can be discussed elsewhere or pm.

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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. S&M - 18-11
I like: Monkey Spanking Agents of the Chaotic Empire.niMic wrote:Spanking Monkey Agents of a Chaotic Empire?angola wrote:This seems very sensible. I kept seeing a TOFU vs. S&M thread title show up when scrolling through the forum main page and couldn't for the life of me figure out who S&M was and how they were still alive in CC5. Guess I could've just clicked on the thread and gotten all of my CC clan gossip in one spot.IcePack wrote:I will confirm here that an agreement has been reached between CD's / S&M / TOFU to have the medals (regardless of who wins or loses) read KORT vs TOFU / TOFU vs KORT assuming certain conditions are met, that all parties have agreed to abide by.
And Monkeys ... you should have merged with us instead. We're much nicer than KORT!
It's a bit of a mouthful.
Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
Back to the matter of the war. W2.1 quads has us at 19-14 but I was feeling a lot better about the war on the weekend than I do now. S&M has a number of wins coming. I suspect we still lead, but just barely.
Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
interesting war! kort has a tendency to take their time on their wins, so it's always a bad idea to take the scoreboard for granted.rockfist wrote:Back to the matter of the war. W2.1 quads has us at 19-14 but I was feeling a lot better about the war on the weekend than I do now. S&M has a number of wins coming. I suspect we still lead, but just barely.

Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
I am calling 31-29 win for TOFU at this point, putting the games with a small advantage to the team currently winning.
There's a few games that can turn easily, however.
Glad to see that the CD's and clan leaders have come to terms regarding the discussion.
There's a few games that can turn easily, however.
Glad to see that the CD's and clan leaders have come to terms regarding the discussion.
Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
A few of our recent wars saw late surges. We could pull ahead yet, but it really is another close one. We've been making a habit of close ones of late.betiko wrote:interesting war! kort has a tendency to take their time on their wins, so it's always a bad idea to take the scoreboard for granted.rockfist wrote:Back to the matter of the war. W2.1 quads has us at 19-14 but I was feeling a lot better about the war on the weekend than I do now. S&M has a number of wins coming. I suspect we still lead, but just barely.
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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
Then there should be limitations on what the clans can negotiate in these situations. Your comment regarding BotFM is irrelevant because they're not absorbing/merging with any other clan. I personally think that a precedent should be set for these cases to be handled in only one way; either like ACE or S&M, and then in future all clans know.betiko wrote:they are handled differently because that's the terms these clans negociated... Just like when companies merge or one absorbs another then decides to change the name... KORT bought all the TSM stocks!shoop76 wrote:Sorry IcePack, with all due respect, but there have been pages of posts unrelated to the war and never was anyway asked to not post here. That being said I will not post here after this message. I can recall it coming up 3 times, ACE, PHOENIX and now. 2 new clans, and now 1 merger. There should be a standard for this. Maybe its better that they keep KORT's ranking as they are obviously a top clan, but it just seems strange that these cases are handled differently.IcePack wrote:We can get into this further if neededbut let's give them the war thread back.
Typically clans that have been interested in this type of thing have contacted the CD's to get this info. If we need to we can create something so the General public has it. But it's not something that's come up very often to date.
Let's keep the rest of the posts on topic regarding the war and the other issues can be discussed elsewhere or pm.
if you guys had wanted to be BOTFM with a new name and continue with your previous record I don't see where there would ve been a problem.

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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 18-14
you planning a newclan-namechange-merge, iam, and want to be sure you are going about it the right way? ATN and LHDD should newclan-namechange-merge so that the logo can be a bunny wearing a french maid outfit riding a pony. that would be hot.iAmCaffeine wrote: I personally think that a precedent should be set for these cases to be handled in only one way; either like ACE or S&M, and then in future all clans know.
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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 20-14
Just wanted to drop in and say.....
GOOOOOOOO TOFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Dear KORT. Did you miss me?
GOOOOOOOO TOFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Dear KORT. Did you miss me?

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Re: [CC5] TOFU vs. KORT - 20-14
BOOOOOM
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