Conquer Club

COOL. Oregons pretty lame, so their arent many cool parties up her (only search and rescue ones)

*looks around and then burrows deep within the ground*

My un-hill.

i climb to the top of mount everest, global warming sinks your hills.

My hill.

I throw a nuke at the center of the world causing it to explode,

no ones hills

*checks back on thread after like 2 pages *

shit wheres my hill give it back or ill scream and scream and scream until im sick

the violent tantrem shakes the earth so much that another hill is formed.

i sit happily atop the hill safe in the knowledge that my toys are back in my pram.

my hill

you seem to be laboring under the dillusion that the hill is yours, I kill you in the most grotesque way possible, my hill

You can't take over the hill you are still in hell.

My hill. However I will let you on.

i walk on my hill

you walked onto my hill without permission. You are shot several times before you fall to the ground dead.

My hill.

god hates you and kills you, the devil elects me as president

my hill.

the devils don't like you anymore so they elect me instead

my hill

god becomes alive again killing every 1 but me and the hill and its my hill now

God loves me. his killing me and working with Nyg was just a distraction that led to you being off guard. I pull open the trap door that god made on top of the hill and you fall in where I promptly kill you. I then rise to the top of the hill and plant my flag.

My hill.

I leap out of the flag and slay with my +100 sword of flagpole hiding.

My Hill

You forget I am a master of close range combat. When you come out slashing, I simply step to the side grab your arm, flip you, then take the sword and ram it through your heart.

You accidentially kill yourself while practicing close combat


my hill

Huguenots wrote:You accidentially kill yourself while practicing close combat


my hill

But that's only what I want you to think. I kill you in an unspeakably horrible way.

My Hill.

strike wolf wrote:

Huguenots wrote:You accidentially kill yourself while practicing close combat


my hill

But that's only what I want you to think. I kill you in an unspeakably horrible way.

My Hill.

I fire an arrow at you and its a direct hit. you fall of the hill to your death.

My Hill

The arrow hit a dummy however I am so afraid of a guy named puff that I give you the hill.

thanks, my hill

as Hitman079, i storm the hill along with all 78 hitmen before me. cynthia dies and now i am the king of the hill. the other 78 hitmen stand guard around the bottom of the hill.

as Hitman079, i storm the hill along with all 78 hitmen before me. cynthia dies and now i am the king of the hill. the other 78 hitmen stand guard around the bottom of the hill.

I tattle on all the other hitmen for being multis, they get busted and have to leave. My hill!

oops..i accidentally posted 2 back there. sorry.
anyways, the Hitman Organization gets pissed at kclborat and order an airstrike. kclborat dies and it is now
MY HILL!!!
kclborat's body is buried in a shallow grave. then a few soldiers are stationed over it with boxes of ammo. they have instructions to keep shooting the grave with their M-16's and never stop.

I do nothing

MY HILL!