General Congratulations

Johnny Rockets · Post by **Johnny Rockets** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:46 pm

Congratulations, you Champion of common sense: For winning the slack ass of the year award. How? By warning or banning everyone in a thread you locked that contained blatant flames, instead of going through it post by post and disciplining the actual offenders.

Hard won effort! You narrowly beat out your closest competitor who decided to actually do their job and check out a thread that started THREE days prior and had "Pornography" in the title ( Note the lightning fast powers of observation! ) Then quickly locking it and throwing bans about for mentioning the name of a free porn site.

Your trophy's in the mail, you stellar achiever! Way to set the pace!!!!

And for you second placer: Don't give up! Your position gives you the leverage to be twice as inconsistent as those below you! Just meditate, take your vitamins and focus on developing that "True Potential"

Again, my sincerest congratulations. P.M. me your shipping address to receive your prize.

Johnny Rockets

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:22 pm

Johnny Rockets wrote:Congratulations, you Champion of common sense: For winning the slack ass of the year award. How? By warning or banning everyone in a thread you locked that contained blatant flames, instead of going through it post by post and disciplining the actual offenders.

Hard won effort! You narrowly beat out your closest competitor who decided to actually do their job and check out a thread that started THREE days prior and had "Pornography" in the title ( Note the lightning fast powers of observation! ) Then quickly locking it and throwing bans about for mentioning the name of a free porn site.

Your trophy's in the mail, you stellar achiever! Way to set the pace!!!!

And for you second placer: Don't give up! Your position gives you the leverage to be twice as inconsistent as those below you! Just meditate, take your vitamins and focus on developing that "True Potential"

Again, my sincerest congratulations. P.M. me your shipping address to receive your prize.

Johnny Rockets

congrats to myself for a) not knowing who the hell j rock is talking about. and b) for posting in that pornography thread, but not being banned... although i doubt anyone actually got banned for it.

congrats to j rock for sticking it to the man as well

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:08 pm

owenshooter wrote:congrats to robinette!! even when hindered by game chat, she still manages to post pics!!

congrats to MEEEEEEEeeeeeeee for being selected as the 1st non-mod CC News interviewee...

Somebody call blitz... I am finally #1 on something here!

Oh... and congrats to owen for his upcoming 24 hour ban...
i wanted a trip to Hawaii, but this is all they would give me...

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:51 pm

Robinette wrote:
owenshooter wrote:congrats to robinette!! even when hindered by game chat, she still manages to post pics!!

congrats to MEEEEEEEeeeeeeee for being selected as the 1st non-mod CC News interviewee...

Somebody call blitz... I am finally #1 on something here!

Oh... and congrats to owen for his upcoming 24 hour ban...
i wanted a trip to Hawaii, but this is all they would give me...

congrats to robinette for not understanding the escalating ban system. his next one is permanent

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:12 am

whitestazn88 wrote:
Robinette wrote:
owenshooter wrote:congrats to robinette!! even when hindered by game chat, she still manages to post pics!!

congrats to MEEEEEEEeeeeeeee for being selected as the 1st non-mod CC News interviewee...

Somebody call blitz... I am finally #1 on something here!

Oh... and congrats to owen for his upcoming 24 hour ban...
i wanted a trip to Hawaii, but this is all they would give me...
congrats to robinette for not understanding the escalating ban system. his next one is permanent

Well double congrats to me for being stupidly unaware of how inappropriate my comments were...

And congrats to owen for showing restraint by not responding to my silly posts and therefore staying clear of the man...

jpcloet · Post by **jpcloet** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:41 am

Robinette wrote:congrats to MEEEEEEEeeeeeeee for being selected as the 1st non-mod CC News interviewee...

Sorry Robinette, but it's actually congrats to JohnnyRocket24 who was actually the 1st non-mod to be interviewed. This happened in Issue 8, under the Guest Editorial.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 05&start=0

Supermarioluigi · Post by **Supermarioluigi** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:40 am

Congrats to me for going back down to Cook, for the first time in about 2 years...

Fruitcake · Post by **Fruitcake** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:22 am

jpcloet wrote:
Robinette wrote:congrats to MEEEEEEEeeeeeeee for being selected as the 1st non-mod CC News interviewee...
Sorry Robinette, but it's actually congrats to JohnnyRocket24 who was actually the 1st non-mod to be interviewed. This happened in Issue 8, under the Guest Editorial.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 05&start=0

Congrats to jpc for clearing this vital point up.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:33 pm

congrats to Mr Changsha for reaching is 666th post... a sure sign of the apocolypse...-0

GENERAL STONEHAM · Post by **GENERAL STONEHAM** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:48 pm

Congrats to the Moderators for letting me post at least one more post, before I go on a "perma-ban" vacation.

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:54 pm

Congrats to the good general for surviving the latest ban.

Mr Changsha · Post by **Mr Changsha** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:20 pm

owenshooter wrote:congrats to Mr Changsha for reaching is 666th post... a sure sign of the apocolypse...-0

Congratulations to that demon on my shoulder for inspiring me to make my 666th post devilishly rude...

Beelzebub wrote:Anyway, in honour of King_H may I just say that 'someone's obviously been riding an admin's cock the wrong way and the chafing-inspired ban button got splashed with anal spray

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:45 pm

Timminz wrote:Congrats to the good general for surviving the latest ban.

congrats to timminz for getting an awesome new avy

Bones2484 · Post by **Bones2484** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:24 am

whitestazn88 wrote:
Timminz wrote:Congrats to the good general for surviving the latest ban.
congrats to timminz for getting an awesome new avy

And congrats to Timmy for being a guest.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:09 am

Bones2484 wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:
Timminz wrote:Congrats to the good general for surviving the latest ban.
congrats to timminz for getting an awesome new avy
And congrats to Timmy for being a guest.

And a special congrats to Timmy for unwittingly pushing the boundaries.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:57 am

congrats to nagerous for contracting swine flu while whoring around Leeds!!! what ever happened to the good ol' days of stinging piss?!!!-0

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:01 pm

Congrats to me for spending my well earned monday night rest away from baseball training acheivement whoring gears of war 2

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:02 pm

congrats to owen for making me laugh so hard I almost spit my pop out! LOL ps: sorry nag....you know I luv yas

JoshyBoy · Post by **JoshyBoy** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:11 pm

Congrats to Timminz for making my eyes hurt...

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:09 pm

congrats to myself for getting to captain. 1808 high score.

to be honest, i never thought i'd get that high...

GENERAL STONEHAM · Post by **GENERAL STONEHAM** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:17 pm

to be honest, i never thought i'd get that high...[/quote]

Congrats to Whitestazn for finding his lost stash!

stahrgazer · Post by **stahrgazer** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:34 pm

Timminz wrote:Congrats to Mr Changsha, for being the next in a long line of bull-shit bans.

Congrats Mr C. You are now a member of the elite few hundred.

Oh, wait. He was a bandit back when they all got a 24-hour ban, wasn't he? Let me rephrase that.

Congrats Mr C. You are now TWICE a member of the elite few hundred.

Congrats to Timminz for successfully using the wrong form here.

Twice isn't the military form, mate, it's "Oak Leaf Cluster." Clusters are more consistent with CC clusterfucks, after all

grandin · Post by **grandin** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:52 pm

Congratulations to me! I just bought myself a premium!

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:14 pm

Congrats to karel at being a better DTer than KH, and on more maps too!

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:06 pm

john9blue wrote:Congrats to karel at being a better DTer than KH, and on more maps too!

DTer? congrats to me on not knowing what it means

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