king of the hill

StormUK · Post by **StormUK** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:09 am

Kicks the lifeless robot body down the hill into a nearby lake where it rusts away...strokes the lion guard and offers the bodies of other invaders as it's food...

OUR HILL

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:15 pm

I guard the hill

STILL OUR HILL

cmckinney · Post by **cmckinney** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:33 pm

I beat the crap out of Morph with the help of everyone else who has black listed morph from all mafia games. MY HILL

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:35 pm

I bite you all in the behind

OUR HILL

borox0 · Post by **borox0** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:03 pm

Rust is the new black. I come up and own you.

My Hill.

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:33 am

You rust over, sticking to where you are, and oil is no more

MY HILL

gdeangel · Post by **gdeangel** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:54 am

The Neighborhood Association fines the owner for having a giant rust covered robot on the front lawn - not up to community standards, you know! After paying the fine, there is no money left for food. You starve. Hill is once again abandoned.

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:48 am

I eat you, and the next poster as well, giving lots of food

MY HILL

gdeangel · Post by **gdeangel** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:44 pm

But the next poster is also me. Having been caught in a paradox created by your own presence on the hill, you vanish in a poof of logic. Hill empty once more.

borox0 · Post by **borox0** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:50 pm

I appear in a poof a logic and stab you.

My Hill

gdeangel · Post by **gdeangel** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:44 am

But I was nowhere near the hill... so while you were away stabbing me (I recoverred with a few stitches and lots of fluids... thank you everyone for the flowers and cards), the hill was taken by...

militant · Post by **militant** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:28 am

I use a chainsaw to detach your head.

My Hill.

borox0 · Post by **borox0** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:30 am

That was unecessary, he was giving it to you. But like in all chainsaw movies the killer gets killed by the extremely handsome one.

My Hill

PyroKid55 · Post by **PyroKid55** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:51 am

but then gets sliced-and-diced in the sequel

MY HILL!

militant · Post by **militant** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:56 am

I dont care if he was goving it to me, I will cut of his head whenever I please

I tie a bowling ball to you, and throw you out of a helicoptor above the sea.

My Hill.

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:01 am

You accidentally tied it to yourself, I go up and take the hill

MY HILL

militant · Post by **militant** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:34 am

I detach the bowling ball, an come and re take the hill.

My Hill.

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:22 am

the bowling ball is unattachable, and glued to a ship, so you stay there, and when you lose your grip on the ship, you drown in the water, I stay at the hill.

MY HILL

sharrakor · Post by **sharrakor** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:08 am

when falling into the water, militant upsets a massive shark that jumps up and eats everyone on board except me.

My hill!

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:20 am

sharks love bowling balls

MY HILL

borox0 · Post by **borox0** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:25 pm

I use the force to choke you

My Hill

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:07 pm

I become Darth Vader and use the force to choke YOU.

MY HILL

borox0 · Post by **borox0** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:27 pm

Harry Potter comes up and kills Darth Vader.

My Hill

animorpherv1 · Post by **animorpherv1** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:32 pm

Harry Potter gets expelled from the hill, I come back to life as a clown, and totrtue the rest of you.

MY HILL

PyroKid55 · Post by **PyroKid55** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:34 am

I come up with the all-hailing, Master Chief and he incinerates the clown but lets me, a marine, take the hill for a Pelican picks him up to save Cortana

MY HILL! (or until Master Chief gets back)

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