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actualy, cats can beat dogs. My cat (who has now expired
) Louie tormented a pit bull that crossed into our yard one time. He was an excellent hunter and fighter. He often came back with flesh wounds, showing how he had survived many battles. Cats are warriors. ferrets are those wimpy dudes who can't pick up a sword
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HA! Shows what you know: What do you think, Ferrets are vegetarians?shieldgenerator7 wrote:Cats are warriors. ferrets are those wimpy dudes who can't pick up a sword
Cats, Dogs, And Ferrets are all predators. But only one of them has no natural fear. Ferrets have to be "taught" to be afraid of anything. Hows that for "warrior?"
Cats and Dogs learn to respect Ferrets quickly, because when Ferrets are attacked they will turn and fight.

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Where is viper?BigBallinStalin wrote:WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH VIPEROVERLORD?puddytat wrote:The ferrets look interesting, but I'm a cat person.
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Cats are selfish little food whores. Cats just like dogs, like their own arses. At least cats have the decency to dig a hole for their shit. So cats whilst not been cool, are at least clean.......

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natty, that lastest cat picture made me just want to go and cuddle up with that cat.
BG, what are you rambling about this time?
BG, what are you rambling about this time?
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what are you smoking, if you can't understand my point? English is only my third language, but me thinks I write it better than most knuckle draggers on site. Cats and dogs both lick their arses. Not cool. Cats clean up their shit, thats cool. Simple concept really. Please complete 2nd year of high school before reading forum again. Thank you mateshieldgenerator7 wrote:natty, that lastest cat picture made me just want to go and cuddle up with that cat.
BG, what are you rambling about this time?

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Cool you know three languages? What other languages do you speak? Hablo Español tambien.BoganGod wrote:what are you smoking, if you can't understand my point? English is only my third language, but me thinks I write it better than most knuckle draggers on site. Cats and dogs both lick their arses. Not cool. Cats clean up their shit, thats cool. Simple concept really. Please complete 2nd year of high school before reading forum again. Thank you mateshieldgenerator7 wrote:natty, that lastest cat picture made me just want to go and cuddle up with that cat.
BG, what are you rambling about this time?
What, ferrets are cooler because you have to clean up their arses for them? cats and dogs are self-sufficient in this case. Cats are way cleaner and cooler.
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Ferrets rock, they f*ck rabbits up hardcore. French, kwai(malatian solomon island regional language), and anglaise of course. Cats sux, you can't take them pig hunting. They just don't have the muscleshieldgenerator7 wrote:Cool you know three languages? What other languages do you speak? Hablo Español tambien.BoganGod wrote:what are you smoking, if you can't understand my point? English is only my third language, but me thinks I write it better than most knuckle draggers on site. Cats and dogs both lick their arses. Not cool. Cats clean up their shit, thats cool. Simple concept really. Please complete 2nd year of high school before reading forum again. Thank you mateshieldgenerator7 wrote:natty, that lastest cat picture made me just want to go and cuddle up with that cat.
BG, what are you rambling about this time?
What, ferrets are cooler because you have to clean up their arses for them? cats and dogs are self-sufficient in this case. Cats are way cleaner and cooler.

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you can't take cats pig hunting because they'll eat the pig before you get to it.
Can you take ferrets pig hunting?
i AGREE, ferrets are tougher than rabbits.
My cat once ate a rabbit whole.
You can take dogs pig hunting. But you can't take pigs dog hunting (wolf hunting)
Can you take ferrets pig hunting?
i AGREE, ferrets are tougher than rabbits.
My cat once ate a rabbit whole.
You can take dogs pig hunting. But you can't take pigs dog hunting (wolf hunting)
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You sir are grasping at straws. There is nothing more likely to make you feel alive than bow hunting wild pigs with a few kick arse dogs, do it kiwi style(ie without your lame mates with assualt rifles). Hunting is only cool when you give the beast a fair chance of fucking you up..shieldgenerator7 wrote:you can't take cats pig hunting because they'll eat the pig before you get to it.
Can you take ferrets pig hunting?
i AGREE, ferrets are tougher than rabbits.
My cat once ate a rabbit whole.
You can take dogs pig hunting. But you can't take pigs dog hunting (wolf hunting)

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Cats aren't clean - they're covered with cat spit!BoganGod wrote:So cats whilst not been cool, are at least clean.......
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Juan is winning this thread.
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cats are so cool.
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Don't ferrets smell really bad?
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God knows what they did to make that cat so pissed. Makes me want to crumple something!Juan_Bottom wrote: Your typical everyday house cat
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If you don't de-scent them, then yes, they smell horrible. Best have them out in the garage or something. If they are de-scented, they still have a musky odor, but as long as you keep their cage clean it isn't too bad.BigBallinStalin wrote:Don't ferrets smell really bad?
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nyan cat is also cool
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They have their own smell... musky is a good descriptor, but the answer is no. You can give them a whiff at a pet shop somewhere if you don't believe me. Also, they often have an inherit love of water, so you can give them a bath with no complaints. You'll have to anyway because they get into everything. My pet Goblin got into a bucket of peanut butter once. He dug it all out and spread it all over the floor. I followed his little paw trail up the stairs and into my bedroom.... and into my bed where he was resting. Was not cool.BigBallinStalin wrote:Don't ferrets smell really bad?
nyan cat is also cool
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So what's all this I hear about removing the ferrets' sweat glands to reduce their smell?
Some owners of ferrets said that this is a must--no matter how many "o rly's" I gave them.
Some owners of ferrets said that this is a must--no matter how many "o rly's" I gave them.
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As I understand the situation based on a couple of ferret-owners I've known, there is one of the ferret's scent glands that cannot be removed.BigBallinStalin wrote:So what's all this I hear about removing the ferrets' sweat glands to reduce their smell?
Some owners of ferrets said that this is a must--no matter how many "o rly's" I gave them.
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