castle time

[NESconqueror]

*flies out and burns one catapult*

"chuck me some meat"

Inventory
sword, 90 gold, shirt, pants. cape, Akiras pouch,amulet

1 day

*Flings meat to cena with all his might*
Meat at 4
This hissing sound sounded feminine... could very well be the lake serperent's mate or medusa or something...
*Continues balista shooting with were wolf downings*
Bolts at 190
Eats meat (3 left)
5 days

[Strife]

*Another catapult down*
Wow these are poorley put together...
*Runs to cut another but the slash is blocked*
Huh?
*A huge warrior with an axe is standing in my way*
Move or die.
HW:Die...
Really?
*Swing my sabre and he blocks it grabs the sabre and snaps it in two*
What the...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 6 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), and Bow n arrows

3 days

[NESconqueror]

*Another catapult down*
Wow these are poorley put together...
*Runs to cut another but the slash is blocked*
Huh?
*A huge warrior with an axe is standing in my way*
Move or die.
HW:Die...
Really?
*Swing my sabre and he blocks it grabs the sabre and snaps it in two*
What the...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 6 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), and Bow n arrows

3 days

Hang on strife! *Fires bolt at the huge warrior and knocks him into the pit*
I figured I owed you one. *Continues bolt shots and sees a catapault rock flying*
AHH! *Rock hits the balista at the back and knocks me off*
Unh...
My life 30% (Ouch)
Balista life 70% (185 bolts)

[Strife]

*Looking into the pit I grab the warriors axe*
Haha! You ok Nes?
*A giant wolf runs to attack, the axe cuts it in two*
Woah...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 6 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear, 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Huge double bladed axe(E) and Bow n arrows


2

[NESconqueror]

I am all right, just got severed by that catapault shot. I see the enemy strength is at 10% Finish them off... for wave 3 yields no werewolves, but more giant men and catapaults and this time balistas on wheels.
*Fires bolt at last catapault and shatters it*
Catapault life 70% (165 bolts)
my life 31%
3 days

[Strife]

*Gives everyone a ration of a piece of meat*
Ok, two more wave right?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 5 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear, 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Huge double bladed axe(E) and Bow n arrows

5 days

[NESconqueror]

*Gives everyone a ration of a piece of meat*
Ok, two more wave right?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 5 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear, 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Huge double bladed axe(E) and Bow n arrows

5 days

Third wave has arrived. Take caution of the balistas of theirs, they are a bit more sturdy than catapaults from the looks and they developed a "Convoy" system.
*Fires the bolts*
Me 32 life
catapault 70 life and 160 bolts
4 days

[Strife]

*Attacks with double bladed axe*
Man, this is a good weapon!
*takes out a catapult*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 5 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear, 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Huge double bladed axe(E) and Bow n arrows

4

[NESconqueror]

*Fires at balista only to have projectiles deflect off each other*
Whoa! *Fires again and nails it this time* Got ya sucka! *Fires at 3 catapaults and knocks them down domino style* Their efforts are in vain... they will never cause siege upon us. *Catapault rock flies toward me as I abandon balista*
Balista is down fellas, but I am all right. The enemy status on catapaults are 4 left and 4 balistas along with 10% troops left on their side.
My life 32%
Catapault life DEAD
3 days.
Final fleet nearing!

[Strife]

*Fires at balista only to have projectiles deflect off each other*
Whoa! *Fires again and nails it this time* Got ya sucka! *Fires at 3 catapaults and knocks them down domino style* Their efforts are in vain... they will never cause siege upon us. *Catapault rock flies toward me as I abandon balista*
Balista is down fellas, but I am all right. The enemy status on catapaults are 4 left and 4 balistas along with 10% troops left on their side.
My life 32%
Catapault life DEAD
3 days.
Final fleet nearing!

*Attacks troops headon*
YARGH!
*Cuts the enemies in half with a swing of my axe*
New found glory in my axe.
*Hit's ground with the axe, causing a crater in the floor and all enemies in that area to fall*
Yeah!

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 5 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear, 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Huge double bladed axe(E) and Bow n arrows

3 days

[NESconqueror]

*Runs into the fray with sword in right hand and shield in left hand*
Surrender you fiendish catapaults! *Swings at the poorly built catapault and jumps on a balista shot with sword out to catch any giants* Now that is a thrill I like... *Chops balista string to prevent firing mechanism and thrusts sword down balista firer*
Well, things are clearing up... but The serperent is coming closer at breakneck speeds. *Gets his sword away for his whip and goes whipping madly at the giants to send them tumbling down by the feet*
Go get em!
my life 33%
2 days
The final fleet is coming with dark knights and cannons along with the serperentine general. (2 days to arrive)

[Strife]

*Runs straight towards the giant serpent*
MWAHAHAHA!
*I slash it, blood spurts everywhere*
Serpent:YEARGGH! sssssssss
Death by blade!
*I jump on it and climb up it's back, I thrust the axe into it's head*
Serpent:Ahhhhssssssssss!!!
Hey watch your language!
*I pull the axe out and it slither's off into water*
HMPH!

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 5 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear, 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Huge double bladed axe(E) and Bow n arrows

2 days

[jeffonfire]

I run after my trope. I grab a crossbow, and 100 bolts. I eat.


Satchel:
16,188 coins, 298 food.
Clothing:
1 suit of armor(w), 1 studded Celtic spear(w), 1 pants(w), 1 shirt(w), satchel(w), crossbow(100 bolts), and my knife(w).
Time until forced eat 5.
Joe health= 100%
lantern time left 25

[jeffonfire]

As I catch up to the battle my dragon picks up 3 catapults and drop them on some enemy bears. I run and pull up 3 trees with my dragon and light them an fire. I drop the flaming trees on the enemy buildings.


Satchel:
16,188 coins, 298 food.
Clothing:
1 suit of armor(w), 1 studded Celtic spear(w), 1 pants(w), 1 shirt(w), satchel(w), crossbow(100 bolts), and my knife(w).
Time until forced eat 4.
Joe health= 100%
lantern time left 24

[NESconqueror]

The enemy serperent retreated... and the enemy troop is RETREATING!
We have become victorious in warding off this 4 wave siege! *Raises sword in victory*
Town Sheriff: Please forgive us about thinking you were wanted men.
Me: All is forgiven sir... the enemy retreated.
Town Elder: They got her!
Me and sheriff: WHO?
Town Elder: They took my daughter! They have plans with her to make the evil one immortal!
Me: !
Elder: it was not usual that he attacks travellers. He believes they try to stop him. I want you to have this... *Hands me and cena and strife a potion of life*
Me: don't worry. I won't let these foul beasts get away with this! Where are the demons held up?
Elder: ZZZ! Wha? The demons? Oh yeah... they are heading through the barren lands through a dark forest... Be aware of any attacking rhino men and flying blackjaws!
Me: thank you elder... you are a huge help on our quest.
Inventory: Potion
Sword weapon
Pants armor
Meat rationed and all at 5 days (2 remain)

[Strife]

Nes I save the girl you get her? <LOL JOKE
Yes, we shall begin travel soon, first we will require food.
*Recieve's food shares it, everyone plus 20 meat*
Thank you.

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 25 meat, a block of cheese, 12 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear, 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Huge double bladed axe(E), Strange potion, and Bow n arrows

5 days

[Minister Masket]

*ponders on the black throne as Vreeman approches*

V: Me...me'lord! The seige against Lumley was broken, Ma..Makuska is dead!
How unfortunate, yes I saw the whole thing.
*holds up crystal ball*
V: It was the fleshie who rides Pegasus who killed her shhiir!
Then evidentally he must be stopped, yes? Here...
*gives Vreeman a small vial containing blood red liquid*
That is the blood of a Frugial Deathfaerie, a most highly poisonous substance - only 1 drop can kill 4 hu-mans! Make sure this gets in one of his rum pouches
V: Yessshh me'lord! And I have good news sshhhir! We got the fleshie girl!
Ah, the most crucual part of our plan. She and the Crown are most vital to my victory over the pathetic hu-mans! How can they ever hope to defeat an Immortal!!! Keep her in one of the dungeons until needed.
I go to check on our progress to you-know-where....

*disappears, leaving only a voice....*

Oh, and if you fail me again Vreeman, I shall RIP OUT YOUR SPINE AND BEAT YOU WITH IT!!!!
V: No! NO!!! I shall not fail shhhirr! I'll do this personally me'lord!
*scurries off with the vial*

[NESconqueror]

21 meat to begin the journey.
1 potion of life in hand... we are SET with our weaponry!
*Runs toward the forest* I fear that it will block our way to the evil one... along with those blackjaws and such... and perhaps the least favorite insect of mine... BEES.
4 days with sword and shield
34% life

[Strife]

*Follow's Nes into forrest*
Bees? Psh, I'm more afraid of greater stinger moth's... You know the sort that are 20 feet tall and have stingers...
*Looks at an oddly shaped tree*
Hmm...


inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 25 meat, a block of cheese, 12 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear, 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Huge double bladed axe(E), Strange potion, and Bow n arrows

4 days

[jeffonfire]

As I follow the trope. The strange tree jumps out at me. strange i think as i smash it. I run up to strife and nes and tell them"you are now generals, here take 3,000 coins each of you and collect and army for me."


Satchel:
10,188 coins, 298 food.
Clothing:
1 suit of armor(w), 1 studded Celtic spear(w), 1 pants(w), 1 shirt(w), satchel(w), crossbow(100 bolts), and my knife(w).
Time until forced eat 3.
Joe health= 100%
lantern time left 23

[NESconqueror]

As I follow the trope. The strange tree jumps out at me. strange i think as i smash it. I run up to strife and nes and tell them"you are now generals, here take 3,000 coins each of you and collect and army for me."


Satchel:
10,188 coins, 298 food.
Clothing:
1 suit of armor(w), 1 studded Celtic spear(w), 1 pants(w), 1 shirt(w), satchel(w), crossbow(100 bolts), and my knife(w).
Time until forced eat 3.
Joe health= 100%
lantern time left 23

*Puts the 3000 coins in his pocket (Must be a huge pocket)*
*Giant insect flies by* Whoa! *Swings at it*
Where is some raid when we need it? *Comes across a cliff* Looks like we climb this to the top. I wonder why there is not much of an opposition here at this moment... probably an ambush coming up...
3000 coin 21 meat
3 days

[Strife]

*Takes the 3000*
When we get to the next town I shall assemble the finest army in the lands.
*Begins to climb down cliff*


inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 3140 coins, 25 meat, a block of cheese, 12 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear, 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Huge double bladed axe(E), Strange potion, and Bow n arrows

3

[Minister Masket]

WE FOUND IT! WE FOUND IT!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Minister Masket]

Wow. I really was mad. Maybe I still am....