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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:30 pm

At town:
SIGN: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. "Death's post"
Me: What a welcome... *Becomes uneasy and jumps at a rat's knocking of a food box* Food is at least plentiful... *Inspects it and sees it is clean*
What luck we have... *Sees two shields and his own whip* Hmm... *Tries fiddling around with it all to no avail* Aww well... my idea did not work out here... *Equips a shield*
Shield (E) Meat (5)
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:43 pm

Meh, I'm sure we can handle angry villagers...
*Walks into random hut*
Hey.
Lady: get out of here!
Why...
Man:I'll cut ye I will.
ok...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 8 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:45 pm

angry villagers? I think we are wanted men... *Points to wanted poster*
This is not good... I think we are venturing closer to doom... *Sees a floating eyeball spying on us and stabs it*
I feel that someone is watching us... let us try to avoid staying here longer than we must...
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:46 pm

*walks into a hut*

woman 1: No spare us. You have already taken everything ese
me: relax Im not here to hurt you. I offer my dragon and 10 coins. Takew these and travel to safety. My dragon will come back to me

*watches as akira takes women away*

"guys get rid of all the women and children"

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sword, 90 gold, shirt, pants. cape, Akiras pouch,amulet

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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:57 pm

*looks at a baren field*
Whats that?
*An army is marching towards the village*
This is not my lucky day...
Prepare for battle!

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 8 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:59 pm

Strife wrote:*looks at a baren field*
Whats that?
*An army is marching towards the village*
This is not my lucky day...
Prepare for battle!

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 8 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

3 days

We should do our best to build a bunker of sorts... or we will be doomed... as they are ready to stop us. *Snatches a ballista out of the workshop with the workshopper MAD*
Workshopper: HEY! PAY UP SIR! GET HIM GUARDS!
Guard with trident: Put the balista away NOW!
Me: Look over there! *Points to army approaching*
Guard: WHOA! BATTLE STATIONS EVERYONE!
The army draws closer as I begin firing balista bolts out of the little wall.
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:03 pm

*Starts shooting arrows*
Their getting pretty close...
*Looks at the army to see were-wolves and other beasts along with a human like infantry*
Great...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 8 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:04 pm

*Plants wolfsbane around the city* Thank you florist.
Florist: Anytime. :)
That will stop the werewolves... but the others we will have to stop.
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:06 pm

*puts bow and arrows away, gives everyone a ration of meat*
Well, lets have some fun...
*Draws sabre and jumps over wall*
Hahahaha!!!
*Runs straight into the enemy lines*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 7 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:08 pm

*Continues with balista fire*
Doom to the siege beasts! *Knocks down quite a few werewolves with one bolt* *Flings a few coin to the workshopper and resumes firing the balista*
I can see that the army is splitting into flanks! Get ready to be surrounded and attacked on all sides if you are throwing caution to the wind!
Balista 100% (100 bolts left)
Me: 100%
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:10 pm

*sees amulet glow*

*watches as army disintegrates*

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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:11 pm

*Enemies to the left, right, back, and foward are falling*
Wow, this is easier than I thought...
*An arrow hits my chest*
Ugh...
*I Continue fighting, It begins to rain arrows*
No...
* Makes a path back to the saftey of the wall*
Ahh, take it out...

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 7 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour, Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:14 pm

*rips off shirt and bandages up strife*

*sees akira fly back and set werewolves on fire*

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:14 pm

*Tries to remove arrow and barely succeeds*
That arrow was pretty deep in there...
Man the balista... I shall charge in to the fray!
*Runs off to attack the army of were wolves only to see catapaults in the distance*
Guys! They are attacking in WAVES! So the sooner we take them out, the more time we have to recuperate! *Blocks incoming arrows and swipes at enemy archers*
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:17 pm

*Get's up*
Let's kill...
*Follows Nes into battle*
I like the way you think.
*Starts cutting a single were wolf to pieces*
HAHAHAHA!

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 7 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:18 pm

*jumps on akira and grabs cheese from in her puch*
*eats cheese*
*lands on werewolf*
*cuts off last soldiers head*

???:YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME FOR THE LAST TIME
me:(sheathing sword) we'll be waiting

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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:20 pm

Well, he had a good run...
*Rumble occurs*
Woah!
*The ground begins to crack*
What the!
*It stops*
What was that?

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 7 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:20 pm

wave one is decimated... Let us prepare ourselves for the catapaults!
*Digs a spiked moat around the city 1000 meters from statue*
Thank heavens the town is not very large.
These second wavers are going to be tougher werewolves who are deadlier along with a third and fourth wave and at the fourth wave is the supposed general... snakelike, but unable to tell.
*Restocks balista with putting it to 200 bolts*
Balista at 200 bolts and 100% life
Me 100%
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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:21 pm

could it be?

NES strife do you remember the lost serpent?

The story our mothers used to tell us.

and when it arises the war to end all wars will arrive

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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:23 pm

Psh, I can take it.
*I grab my sabre with both hands*


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Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 7 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:23 pm

woah I hadnt finished. And it together with 4 warriors will defeat the dark lord and their will be a free kingdom again

*draws sword*

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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:25 pm

*Wave two arrives at moat covered*
Demon: ONWARD TO VICTORY! *Falls into trap and becomes a demon kebab*
Here they come! (Me)
*Begins firing balista at the charging troops who now and then fall into the spiked trench*
Their force at 90% power.
I need you to handle the catapaults before they demolish the balista.
2 days (5 meat)
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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:27 pm

*Enemies voice*
???????????????:How ssssssss dare you ssssssssssssss.
What's with the S's?
???????????????:Sssssssssilence!
Make me...
*A wave of rocks fly over us and hit small huts*
*Eat's piece of meat*


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Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 6 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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Postby cena-rules on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:27 pm

*flies out and burns one catapult*

"chuck me some meat"

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Postby Strife on Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:28 pm

cena-rules wrote:*flies out and burns one catapult*

"chuck me some meat"

Inventory
sword, 90 gold, shirt, pants. cape, Akiras pouch,amulet

1 day
*throws cena a piece of meat*
Happy?
*Runs and cuts a catapult in half*

inventory:
Pegasus(*HURT*the pegasus),1cape(wearing),1 pants(am wearing), 1 shirt(am wearing), 1 knife, gold pouch with 140 coins, 5 meat, a block of cheese, 5 bottles of rum, a harpoon, serpent scale, 1 coconut, ruby studded spear(equiped), 9 logs, a slightly rusted pirate sabre handle, dragon hide armour(E), Nes's Axe(At my hip), Black Sabre(E), and Bow n arrows

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