August 22 Miss Crystal

by **2dimes** on Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:44 am

misscrystal wrote:My dad is a major conspiracy theorist....(the NRA variety with a bomb shelter)...he thinks August 22 is going to be a bad day for the world. Most of the time I think he's a crackpot/nerd hybrid, but in this case, since I live near Dallas I'd rather be safe than sorry.

I'd like an update I was pretty busy yesterday.

by **Spuzzell** on Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:33 am

No, he was right.

P Diddy yesterday confirmed that, yep, he's got another woman pregnant. This only leaves about two thirds of the female population of this planet uninfected by the serial underage shagger.

"I don't get it." Kofi Annan is reported as saying. "I'm ugly, black and can't rap anymore just like him, how come I'm not bouncin' on ho's while my bank account grows?"