Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

[cena-rules]

it spits out an invite to courtroom mafia

coughhintcough

i insert a court

[bryguy]

courtroom mafia explodes




i insert the remains

[cena-rules]

you get a pie

I steal the pie and insert it

[bryguy]

and i get the pie back



i eat the pie, and insert the pie pan

[diddle]

you get a BJ

I insert an egg

[bryguy]

u get an egg salad sandwich

(hiya didle)


i insert diddles mafia games

[elloeverybody!]

something boring comes out.

I put in a crystal ball.

[The Weird One]

it comes flying out and gives you a concussion

I put in an unmarked container containing questionable looking baking soda

[borox0]

A dinosaur comes out.

I put in a rock.

[The Weird One]

you get spewed with molten lava

I put in a small, fluffy mammal

[lord voldemort]

out comes a nice fluffy jacket

i put in the entire LA Angels roster

[bryguy]

out comes the cardinals baseball team




i insert a note that says "i need a better avy"

[lord voldemort]

out comes a note saying i have a fine avvy stop complaing....

i put in my baseball cleats

[The Weird One]

the vending machine falls on you

i put in the add for the AMAZING Invisible Avvy

[bryguy]

and u get sued



i insert what money u have after u got sued

[cena-rules]

you get nothing

I put in sanity

[muy_thaiguy]

I pop out

I put cena in

[cena-rules]

out pops cena-rules

I put in your head

[The Weird One]

you get an empty crate labeled : the contents of TWO's head

I put a timer in

[muy_thaiguy]

A time bomb with 1 sec left comes out.

I put a Canadian flag in

[cena-rules]

you get an egg

I put in fircoal

[The Weird One]

you get a gay pride flag

I put in a wireless mouse

[cena-rules]

you get wireless cheese

i put in a yoga book

[muy_thaiguy]

You get hippies

I put in TWO and Fircoal

[bryguy]

u get NES and ignotus


i insert a bag of trash