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Postby mr. incrediball on Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:56 pm

you get a sexy woman.

you put her right back in :roll:
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
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Postby The Weird One on Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:56 pm

you get beaten over the head by a mechanical arm attached to the machine for making sexual advances on it

I put in a can of deodorant
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:01 pm

you get your mother

I put your mother back in
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Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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Postby The Weird One on Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:02 pm

dammit! second time I was fastposted.

you get kwanton

and I put in a peice of moldy cheese
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:04 pm

you get :x

I put a candy in
Vote: Mandy
Eddie35: hi everyone
Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:08 pm

A rotting tooth pops out.

I put in water
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:19 pm

You get a water gun.
I insert the uss enterprise!
I'm back after an all too long hiatus.
Real life sure knows how to intervene.
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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:51 pm

You get a Romulan War bird, but it's cloaked so you can't find it.

I insert a small piece of string.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:52 pm

And cat comes out looking for more.

I put an egg in.
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby The Weird One on Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:00 pm

you get a stink bomb

I put in fircoal's brain
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
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Postby elloeverybody! on Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:28 pm

a pikachu pops out


I insert the devil
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:36 pm

elloeverybody! wrote:a pikachu pops out


I insert the devil

You got cereburus!
*Inserts Worst mafiaer certificate*
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Postby The Weird One on Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:36 pm

you get a picture of yourself

insert a baboon
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:10 pm

It doesn't go in and it mauls you.

I insert a Harry Potter book.
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby ga7 on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:12 pm

You get a wand up your ass.

I insert rum.
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Postby The Weird One on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:16 pm

you get an invitation to an AA meeting.

I put in a goldfish
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:19 pm

A shark pops out, grabs you, and drags you back in.

I insert a bomb.
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:19 pm

nothing happens

I insert mtgs post count
19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:21 pm

A reward is given to me.

I insert cena's post count.
"Eh, whatever."
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Postby bryguy on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:43 pm

and the flame wars forum goes up in flames



i insert the submit button
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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:21 pm

You can no longer post. There is much rejoicing.

I insert one of the streamers from the party.
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:40 pm

*Vending machine becomes a giant demon head and barfs out lava*
*Vending machine regulates self*
*Inserts all mafia games*
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Postby The Weird One on Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:12 pm

vending machine gives you a 'DO NOT ENTER' sign.

i insert a broken pair of sunglasses
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:13 pm

*Spits out deed to spectacle rock* (TLOZ reference!)
*Inserts self despite the do not enter sign*
CANNONBALL!
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Postby bryguy on Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:00 am

and u get shot out, where u know cena, TWO, hecter, muy, and ga7 over, and then u blow up









i insert NES's computer
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