Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

by **strike wolf** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:05 am

granted but you didn't specify what you meant and all you get is a piece of paper that has 360 written on it.

I wish all that stuff I wished for before would come true in this world.

by **strike wolf** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:05 am

granted but you didn't specify what you meant and all you get is a piece of paper that has 360 written on it.

I wish all that stuff I wished for before would come true in this world.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:09 am

Granted, but then people steal it from you.
(oh by the way, don't post twice!)
I wish I had a Nintendo Wii.

by **strike wolf** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:21 am

Granted, nothing goes wrong and you enjoy it for centuries to come.

I wish I was a werewolf.

by **dominationnation** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:32 am

granted but your kids eat you
I wish that I was funny

by **muy_thaiguy** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:31 pm

Granted, but only in your mind.

I wish I had Superman's strength

by **Dancing Mustard** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:21 pm

Granted, but you cannot control it and break everything you touch, including your loved ones and that mug your grandmother got you for your seventh birthday that says "Birthday Boy!" on the side in big green letters that remind you of the Star-Wars credits.

I wish your mother had cherry red hair. Grrr.

by **hecter** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:11 pm

Her hair is dyed with your blood, and now your dead.

I wish I had a skwerl!

by **0ojakeo0** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:29 am

skewer??

by **duday53** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:56 am

a skewer drops from the sky and stabs you

I wish i had a million more wishes

by **Dancing Mustard** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:13 pm

Granted, but they are all corrupted and useless.

I wish I could use my weiner to clean out the blocked u-bend in my bath.

by **Cheesemore** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:26 pm

Granted, but it gets stuck

I wish people weren't so stupid

by **cena-rules** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:35 pm

granted. they see you are scum and kill you.

I wish Mido kept scoring like he is now

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:54 pm

Granted, but then he dies suddenly with no explanation.

I wish I had a banana cream pie.

by **cena-rules** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:59 pm

granted but you cant eat it

I wish for a thumb

by **strike wolf** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:52 pm

granted but it has a mind of it's own and starts poking you in the eye repeatedly.

I wish that my team will win tomorrow night's football game

by **Cheesemore** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:51 pm

Granted, but they never win again

I wish I didn't have to clean the Bathrooms at work

by **strike wolf** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:00 pm

Granted now the bathroom's remain dirty forever and you have to use them.

I wish that my team would win every game this season, including the state championship.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:02 pm

Granted, but they get busted for 'roids.

I wish the Wyo Cowboys would win the NCAA.

by **duday53** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:09 pm

NCAA?

by **muy_thaiguy** on Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:17 pm

duday53 wrote:NCAA?

National College Athletic Association. aka, College football (American that is)

by **cena-rules** on Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:35 am

you didnt wish.

I wish I had the most posts

by **strike wolf** on Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:56 am

Granted but then you get forum-banned for spamming.

I wish that I score a touchdown Friday night.

by **cena-rules** on Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:03 am

granted but your team loses and you break you legs scoring.

I wish fo nothing

by **Iliad** on Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:06 am

You receive nothing and you cry and kill yourself.

I wish the next poster wouldn't post

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