Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[agtsmitty]

Granted, you become great at the board game....too bad this is Conquer Club.

I wish soda was healthy.

[Russianfire8371]

granted....but then noone would drink it

I wish that i had Premium membership

[sheepofdumb]

granted....but then noone would drink it

I wish that i had Premium membership

Granted but you get banned

I wish I had some good karma.

[muy_thaiguy]

Fast posted

Granted. But you live life as a rock.

I wish I had cable in my room.

[sheepofdumb]

Granted but your TV is broken.

I wish the previous wish was granted.

[strike wolf]

Granted but like all wishes it goes awry.

I wish I could transform into a wolf at will.

[cena-rules]

granted but you get shot as a wolf and die

I wish strike wolf was alive again

[sheepofdumb]

granted but you get shot as a wolf and die

I wish strike wolf was alive again

Granted but he comes back as a zombie and bites you.

I wish I had a xbox360

[cena-rules]

granted but it is only a picture

i wish i was alive

[NESconqueror]

granted but it is only a picture

i wish i was alive

Granted, but the grim reaper takes it afterwords.
I wish pikachu was the dominant species of earth!

[cena-rules]

granted we are all pikachus but we lose and faint

I wish for a potion that cures all wrong

[hecter]

Granted, but it's floating out in some some far corner of the galaxy where you can't get it.

I wish for a lot of things...

[NESconqueror]

granted we are all pikachus but we lose and faint

I wish for a potion that cures all wrong

Granted, but you were wrong and thus, removed by the potion.
I wish we were all pikachus and did not faint or die or any other synonym!

[hecter]

I cannot grant a wish so lame.

I wish all of these pikachu freaks would bugger off!

[sheepofdumb]

I cannot grant a wish so lame.

I wish all of these pikachu freaks would bugger off!

Granted but they bugger back on again.

I wish for a chocolate fountain.

[Hitman079]

granted, but you no longer can drink anything in your life because it tastes so good, and you die of heart attack from blood thickening (diabetes).
my hill
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i wish i knew what place i'm in in this book i'm reading..

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but then you get a paper cut and die of blood loss.

I wish all these Spamolot people would bugger off.

[hecter]

Granted, we bugger off into our own private forum here on CC.

I wish that I didn't have herpes anymore.

[cena-rules]

granted you are now dead

I wish there was no spamalot and that nothing bad happened to anyone or anything except people in spamalot

[Iliad]

Granted except then we tease you and you kill yourself and it the wish wears out.

I wish the next poster wouldn't post

[cena-rules]

granted there was someone before me

i wish iliad was dead

[Iliad]

granted there was someone before me

i wish iliad was dead

No there wasn't you lied! Therefore you didn't grant my wish, therefore I don't grant your wish.

I wish I couldn't die

[cena-rules]

granted however you are in a lifelong coma

I wish hecter was never born

[strike wolf]

granted he was created instead.

I wish I had been brought back as a werewolf and not a zombie.

[muy_thaiguy]

granted, sort of. You are now a were wolf zombie.

I wish I could be Guan Yu.