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Postby Fircoal on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:35 am

Should I say more. :wink: :lol:
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Postby Norse on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:36 am

Fingers his bottom^^^^^^^^^
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby dwightschrute on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:40 am

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Riao on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:42 am

^^^^ rapes him with a Louisville Slugger.
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Postby Norse on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:44 am

Makes him lick up my man juice^^^^^^^^
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby Riao on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:51 am

^^^^^snowballs him with it. :lol:
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Postby Norse on Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:52 am

^^^^^^^Prepares another load, for his eye this time.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Postby Riao on Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:07 am

^^^^^ I do to you everything that Bob Saget describes (is there anything more to be said?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM
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Postby Norse on Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:57 pm

Can't beat that, so I just tie Him ^^^^^^^ up and spank hiom for being a bad bad boy.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

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Postby Fircoal on Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:32 pm

I rape him
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Postby Syzygy on Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:36 pm

I dress him up in Mandy's GIMP outfit and beat him with a whip until he bleeds.
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Postby Syzygy on Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:36 pm

I spike my own drink with Rohypnol and make like that guy in Sydney.
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Postby Riao on Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:51 pm

I brick in your mouth while you are passed out.
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:53 pm

I jump on you, and start doing things, to you.
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Postby kwanton on Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:53 pm

I zombie eye him while he's sleeping.

Wow. This is all guys. Fircoal really is gay..... :lol:
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:15 pm

STOP WITH THAT!

*GEts out whip and starts whipping Kwanton*
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Postby gethine on Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:42 pm

start plying her with drink and soft words. then realize that he is fella dressed as a lady and make a sharp exit
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Postby Incandenza on Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:42 am

Get into my really high-quality sheep outfit, 'cause that's the best way to attract a welshman. :D
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Postby Skoffin on Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:17 am

Should I be worried about how into this you guys seem to be?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:52 am

I put your weiner in my mouth while you are sleeping, then take a picture. You are now officially gay.


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Postby Skoffin on Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:18 am

Wut? I don't even have one of those, I'm a woman.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:21 am

But if that wasn't your weiner...
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Postby heavycola on Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:56 am

drops a roofie in his manhattan and has an all-night party
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Postby Syzygy on Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:41 am

I get a tube and gerbil and make like that one episode of South Park with Lemmywinks or whatever its name was.
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:15 am

I snap his dick in half and cut his sack open, so I get get his balls and put them in his mouth. I make him swallow them whole.
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