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HURT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU

Postby cena-rules on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:36 pm

Ok basically say the worst way you can think of to hurt the person above you.

SO COME ON HURT PPL :twisted:
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:37 pm

Shut the hell up.
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Postby Balsiefen on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:41 pm

how is this different from flame the person above you?
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:43 pm

It's not. Oh, by the way, I like your avatar. Guy from Black Books =)
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Postby LSU Tiger Josh on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:44 pm

Some people have nothing better to do then to just spam so their post counts go up :roll:
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:48 pm

I eat you
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Postby dustn64 on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:51 pm

this is the same as the king of the hill thread but without saying...



dustn64's hill
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:51 pm

dustn64 wrote:this is the same as the king of the hill thread but without saying...



dustn64's hill


and....

ps i break that thumb ant turn it into a thumbs down
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Postby vtmarik on Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:43 pm

I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.
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Postby willis on Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:58 pm

vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:03 pm

vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.


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Postby sam_levi_11 on Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:16 pm

vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.


lol, not even i could i top that
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:22 pm

I take your eyes out then cut your testacles off i make them swap places.
Using a rake i keep hitting you in the back.
i then shit in your mouth and make you eat it.
i then throw you into a volcano.
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Postby Chystal Halon on Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:30 pm

cena-rules wrote:I take your eyes out then cut your testacles off i make them swap places.
Using a rake i keep hitting you in the back.
i then shit in your mouth and make you eat it.
i then throw you into a volcano.


the soldiers heads drop off in your avatar

:lol: it really does look like thats gonna happen
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:31 pm

Chystal Halon wrote:
cena-rules wrote:I take your eyes out then cut your testacles off i make them swap places.
Using a rake i keep hitting you in the back.
i then shit in your mouth and make you eat it.
i then throw you into a volcano.


the soldiers heads drop off in your avatar

:lol: it really does look like thats gonna happen


soldiers???
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:40 pm

i slowly grate your foot into a hamsandwich and make you eat it, then i prise you eyes out with the blunt end of a spoon before poking the eyesockets with a muddy stick with a turd on the end, i then make u drink your moms period while i crush your balls inbetween two bricks. i then chop ur nob into very small peices and then put a white hot up your arse followed by getting a dog to bite you arse.

then i will cut you open and in the last few minutes of your life i perform the egyptian method fo taking out your organs and showing them to you one by one till you die..........i keep the organs in a container labelled "cens organs".
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Postby dwightschrute on Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:11 pm

cena you suck
and this thread sucks
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:13 am

i poke your eyes with a rusty pin then give you a tetnus shot in the bollocks
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Postby Aries on Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:17 am

Hi everybody :D I'm just here to spread cheer and happiness :D *hugs everyone* Well Goodbye all, and Have fun :D
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Postby Norse on Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:31 am

Inserts large dildo into aries' ass.
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:32 am

Norse wrote:Inserts large dildo into aries' ass.


kicks dildo further up
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Postby Norse on Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:33 am

cena-rules wrote:
Norse wrote:Inserts large dildo into aries' ass.


kicks dildo further up


Inserts a second one.
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:33 am

kicks that up as well
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:35 pm

I ask cena a complicated question: "What was the significance of Nazi Germany during World War II?"
cena gets a headache from all that thinking.
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Postby parno4u on Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:40 pm

i kick you in the shin
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